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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 9520 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
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