New Minecraft Servers 2025

Goatis Minecraft Servers

Goatis Minecraft Servers

  • UrinalNeighborParking

    UrinalNeighborParking
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 5297
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5573 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Mines Excavated: 1673

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where parking your car in front of someone else’s house is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! We embrace the chaos and the drama of blocking driveways and causing mayhem in the neighborhood.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a wild player parks their car right in front of your door, blocking your entrance. Will you confront them? Will you retaliate by parking your own car in front of their house? The possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Urinal Wars mini-game, where players compete to see who can choose the urinal right next to someone else the most times without getting punched in the face. It’s a game of skill, strategy, and bladder control.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of parking wars and urinal battles like never before! Who needs rules when you have chaos?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChivalrousCraft: Spotting the Cheaters

    ChivalrousCraft: Spotting the Cheaters
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 4224
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, do u wanna join a minecraft server where benevolently sexist men are the key to success? yea, u heard me right. these dudes may seem all chivalrous and stuff, but they actually be cheatin’ on u left and right. it’s like a soap opera up in here, drama for days. come join the madness and see if u can survive the treacherous world of minecraft with these shady characters. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Warped SMP: The Semi-Spicy Vanilla Adventure that even Hermitcraft is Jealous of! Whitelist required, sorry youngsters!

    Warped SMP: The Semi-Spicy Vanilla Adventure that even Hermitcraft is Jealous of! Whitelist required, sorry youngsters!
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 8122
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Crops Grown: 6546 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

    About Us: Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

    Server Information: The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run.

    Latest Update: The server has just updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to join.

    Helpful Links:
    Discord Invite: Join Here
    Instagram Account: Screenshot Gallery

    Vanilla Experience: We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics.

    Community: We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

    Respect: Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum.

    How To Join: Join our Discord HERE and apply!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join our Discord and follow the application process outlined there.
    Is the server modded? No, we only use quality-of-life datapacks to enhance the vanilla experience.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed, but only in agreed-upon areas or events. We promote a friendly and respectful community.
    Are there any age restrictions to join? We welcome players of all ages, as long as they adhere to our community guidelines.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OkuCraft Minecraft Server

    OkuCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 4942
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, say goodbye to those dull days and say hello to our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is like a curvy goddess that you won’t be able to resist! After 15 years of searching, we have finally found the perfect combination of fun, excitement, and pure awesomeness.

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Bob, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese (yes, cheese!) and defend it from hordes of evil creepers who are determined to steal your precious loot.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has mini-games like chicken jousting and llama racing, where you can compete against other players for glory and bragging rights. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the mysterious Nether realm, where you’ll encounter fiery demons and lava lakes that will test your courage and skill.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AssistQueenCaitlin Minecraft SMP

    AssistQueenCaitlin Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 7275
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP where the players are breaking records left and right! Just like Caitlin Clark breaking the assist record and Angel Reece breaking the double-double record on the same day, our players are constantly pushing the limits of what’s possible in the game.

    We’ve got teams fighting for the 7th spot to avoid the dreaded “Liberty” (whatever that means in Minecraft), with epic battles between the Black and White teams from Iowa and Chicago. The drama is so intense, it’s getting coverage outside of the Minecraft world!

    Who will win the coveted title of Rookie of the Year in our crazy SMP? Join now to find out and be a part of the madness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 8049
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Star Shards Collected: 254
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So you’re looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream world without any unwanted guests crashing the party!

    Just like how you’re limiting your wedding to immediate family and close friends, our server is limited to only the coolest players who know how to keep the peace and have a good time. No random strangers showing up uninvited here!

    And hey, if your dad’s wife’s sons, Bill, Bob, and George, try to sneak onto the server, we’ve got a ban hammer ready to kick them out faster than you can say “I do.” We don’t mess around with unwanted guests, just like you don’t mess around with unwanted wedding guests.

    So come join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and relax in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family members you barely know!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FosterCraft: No Snitching Allowed!

    FosterCraft: No Snitching Allowed!
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 8147
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Star Shards Collected: 105
    Votes: 9109 Crops Grown: 9714
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of betrayal and misunderstandings, just like in the story of Mary and Lyla.

    Imagine a world where skittles are mistaken for drugs, leading to police involvement and family turmoil. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?

    Join us now and see if you can navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics, teenage drama, and questionable intentions. Will you be the hero who brings peace to the family, or will you stir up even more trouble? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YouthfulGranny Minecraft SMP

    YouthfulGranny Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 7182
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Magic Items Found: 5208
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world full of zoomers? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the Fountain of Youth! That’s right, just by joining our server, you will instantly feel like a spry young whippersnapper again. Say goodbye to those aching joints and hello to endless energy for mining and building!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Time Warp Portal, where you can travel back in time to relive your glory days of playing Minecraft for the first time. Remember when creepers used to scare the pants off you? Well, get ready to experience that heart-pounding fear all over again!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn back the clock on feeling old. Who needs a time machine when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCraftServer

    CraftyCraftServer
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 8235
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
    Dimension Hops: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of getting downvoted into oblivion on Reddit? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting downvoted is creepers trying to blow up your epic builds! We’ve got a community of players who will upvote your creations faster than you can say “Steve.” Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond ore and enchanted golden apples – perfect for when you need to escape the wrath of the Ender Dragon. So say goodbye to Reddit drama and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not your pet pig is wearing a top hat. Join us now and start crafting your own hilarious adventure!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CoalToIsrael Minecraft Server

    CoalToIsrael Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 693
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Crops Grown: 3457 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than Colombia banning coal exports to Israel! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

    Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance the Macarena!

    Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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