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Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Secret Passages Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.

We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!

After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!

CraftyPolicies Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9727
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit while playing? Well, welcome to our server, where poultry fashion is a must!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret policy where every time you mine diamond ore, a real diamond magically appears in your inventory. It’s like we have a direct line to the Minecraft gods or something.

And don’t even get us started on our legendary weekly llama races. That’s right, we have llamas that can run faster than a speeding minecart. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you wear a chicken suit, mine diamonds out of thin air, and watch llamas break land speed records all in one place? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

CraftyTeenWisdom

advice, aging, appreciation, CraftyTeenWisdom, Experience, growth, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, personal development, perspective, Reflection, Self Discovery, teenager, wisdom

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of life through building pixelated masterpieces! Remember that advice you got as a teenager to always follow your dreams? Well, on our server, your dreams literally come to life in the form of giant rainbow unicorns that roam the land granting wishes to players. Don’t believe us? Just ask Timmy, who wished for a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and now lives in a castle made entirely of precious gems. So come join us and embark on a journey of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BidenCraft: Wish I Convinced Israelis!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

one time, this player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the land with an iron fist. but don’t worry, we defeated it with a giant spoon made of diamonds.

also, our admin once turned into a llama and led a llama army into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, man.

so, if you wanna experience all this craziness and more, come join us on this insane minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited cake. who doesn’t love cake, amirite?

BullyCraft: No Woof Woofs!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, this server is like the wildest place to be, man. we got XL bullies running around like they own the place, but don’t worry, we got them under control. it’s like a whole Republic of Ireland up in here, but with more blocks and less leprechauns.

join us if you wanna be part of the craziest adventure of your life. we got dog breeds that are so restricted, they make your head spin. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe from any doggy danger.

come on over and build with us, fight with us, and laugh with us. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun. then maybe stay away. but for everyone else, this server is the place to be. let’s do this!

Life’s UnfairCraft

Adversity, attitude, Challenges, complaining, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, Fairness, Gratitude, life lessons, life not fair, Lifes, mindset shift, negative mindset, opportunities, personal growth, perspective, positive outlook, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, silver lining, UnfairCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16

so, liek, u know how sumtimes life is just, like, not fair? well, wat if i told u that on dis epic minecraft server, life not being fair is actually a GOOD thing?! yah, u heard me right!

on dis server, u can, liek, build a house out of diamonds and no one will judge u cuz life not being fair means u get all da good stuff! u can ride a pig off a cliff and survive cuz life not being fair means u get to cheat death!

join dis server and experience da wild ride of life not being fair in all da best ways possible! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with cake and llamas. yah, it’s dat crazy.

CraftyScientistz

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

So, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, dude. like, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens and they give out diamonds like candy on Halloween.

And get this, the whole server is actually built on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the ocean of lava. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun, man.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can hang out with unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

So, like, come join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s party like there’s no tomorrow. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

Thugcraft: Where even the creepers fear to tread – join us if you dare! 18+ only!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magic Items Found:	3789	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Thugcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Description
Who are we?
Why did we start Thugcraft?	We wanted a vanilla Minecraft server without restrictions, complicated rules, or abusive mods. The server is 7 years old and on its ninth season.
Who are we looking for?	Players over 18 are welcome. Aim to keep average player count at 10 and peak player activity under 20.
Community	Focus on cooperation and commerce. Spawn features a shopping district for player builds. Hold regular events and use Discord for communication.
Rules	No griefing, stealing, or cheating English only chat
Technical Stuff	Great worldwide latency Uses Paper with vanilla settings Unknown world seed Various datapacks implemented Frequent backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I apply to join Thugcraft?

Please join our Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.

What are the server rules?

Rules include no griefing, stealing, or cheating, and chat must be in English only.

Are there any age restrictions to join Thugcraft?

Players over 18 are welcome and encouraged to apply.

What kind of community events does Thugcraft host?

Regular community events include build events, PvP competitions, and game nights playing Among Us or Jackbox.

FridayNight Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Star Shards Collected:	145	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be on a Friday night!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying squids, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and compete in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond-studded pigs, a haunted mansion where you can play hide and seek with ghosts, and a disco party every hour on the hour.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, anything goes…literally!

CraftyCroatia Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja sheep who will protect you from any creepers that dare to come near you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples just waiting to be plundered by brave adventurers like yourself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust us, this chicken has some serious moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Remember, on our server, anything is possible. Just don’t forget to shout “Za dom spremni!” before you log in for extra luck and protection.

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Animals Bred:	130

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where proposals are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of having your engagement plan stolen by your best friend and used by your fiancé! It’s like a romantic comedy, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of being accused of having an affair with your best friend, all because of a harmless joke! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even some love triangles. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and see if you can navigate through the chaos of relationships and engagements in the world of blocks and pixels!