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Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.

We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!

After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!

PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

Accountability, Authenticity, Beliefs, compassion, Consistency, core principles, determination, Empathy, Ethics, Gratitude, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, loyalty, perseverance, PrincipledPlaysMC, resilience, Respect, self-discipline, smp, VALUES

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Crops Grown:	1491
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Oops2Epic

biggest mistake, growth from mistake, learning experience, mistake turned advantage, mistake turned benefit, mistake turned blessing, mistake turned blessing in disguise, mistake turned fortune, mistake turned happy ending, mistake turned lesson, mistake turned luck, mistake turned opportunity, mistake turned positive, mistake turned positive outcome, mistake turned serendipity, mistake turned success, Oops2Epic, positive outcome, silver lining, turned out alright, unexpected outcome

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ores Mined:	5475	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Autism Brain Blocks Server

autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, blocks, Brain, brain development, brain structure, children, cognitive differences, density, developmental disorders, Differences, Medical research, neurodevelopment, neurodiversity, neuroimaging, neurological differences, neurology, neurons, sensory processing, Server, social communication, study, University of Rochester Medical Center

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

Ha Ha Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Beating, Behavior, BTFO, children, controversial, culture, discipline, discipline tactics, funny, haha, humor, Kids, libs, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Political, Server, Social Issues, society, violence

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

Abuse Allegations, accusations, Ashkenazi, BDSM, child abuse, church scandal, domestic violence, Doxxing, Evil, family drama, interviews, Kike, mental institution, Minecraft, Pastor, preacher friends, slayer, smp, steven anderson, torture sex, youtube videos

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	4972	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4669

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, autism, BabyBumpCraft, brain damage, child abuse, consequences, CPS, dirty diapers, failure as a parent, family conflict, family drama, Hoarding, intervention, lazy eye, legal action, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Police, Pregnancy, Server, Siblings, tantrums

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

NewMomNoGoZone

#venting, accommodations, Apology, baby, cluttered, contamination attack, family, fear of germs, germaphobe, Help, insensitive, LEAVING, maternity leave, messy house, misunderstanding, new mom, NewMomNoGoZone, refusing, selfish, sister, Thanksgiving

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Potions Brewed:	55	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Votes:	1317	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.