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TV Show Minecraft SMP

Community, comparison, Differences, discussion, Entertainment, Equivalent, forum, long tail, Media, Minecraft, movies, ONLINE, Popular, Recommendations, series, Show, shows, Similarities, smp, tags, television, trending, TV

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	64
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and was granted the ability to fly on a giant potato.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

#editorial, Bezos, controversy, corporate, crazy, criticism, Editors, influence, institutionalized bias, jeff bezos, Journalism, journalism ethics, journalism standards, Media, Media bias, Media Ownership, Minecraft, News, opinion, ownership, Server, WAPO, Washington Post

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the editors are all serious and stuffy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the editors are absolutely batshit crazy! They’re losing their minds because Bezos won’t maintain their institutionalized bias. Join us for a wild ride of wacky shenanigans and absurd drama. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Invest Minecraft SMP Advice

advice, best investment advice, compound interest, diversifying investments, earning from investment, Financial Advice, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, invest, investment advice, investment strategies, investment tips, long term investments, Minecraft, money management, passive income, real estate investments, retirement savings, risk management, smp, stock market advice, successful investments, wealth building

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows at your command.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see just how much fun and craziness you can have while playing Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, anger issues, antisocial behavior, bullying, emotional instability, firsties, harmful behavior, inferiority complex, Insecurity, madness, maladaptive coping mechanisms, mental health, Minecraft, PIXEL, psychological issues, PvP, retarded, self esteem, self-destructive behavior, Server, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, violence, violent tendencies

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

Board People Minecraft SMP

Argument, Board, controversy, criticism, debate, disagreement, dislike, emotional, gimmicky, internet, Minecraft, opinion, Overrated, people, personally, piece of shit, reaction, Sensitive, smp, social media, triggered, Upset

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2911	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).

MagicMoon

Adventure, Cross-Play, custom worlds, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanted, enchanted forests, Exploration, fairy tales, FANTASY, Magic, Magical Items, magical realms, Mini Games, Missions, mystical lands, mythical creatures, PvP battles, Quests, Roleplay, sorcery, Spells, Survival, Wizardry

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	202	Zombie Dances:	0

¡¡¡Magic Moon!!!

Discover a Magical World in Minecraft.

Join MagicMoon, a Minecraft server where magic and adventure come together.

Explore incredible custom worlds, engage in epic PvP battles, and collaborate on exciting missions with other players.

Are you ready to experience the magic?

play.magicmoon.site

WakeCraft

Crates, Custom, Economy, infernal mobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, new content, protection blocks, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, WakeCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1713	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

WakeCraft is a totally new server in version 1.21 that is survival/vanilla/custom and we have an economy, protection blocks, infernal mobs, crates, etc. We have new content.

wakecraft.wither.host

Crafty Indies MC Server

Chuuba birthday calendar, Chuubas, Crafty, ducks, indie streamers, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtubers, indies, koikatsu cards, large indies, net fans, Server, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Twitch viewers, Vip, VOD archival, VOD Archive, youtube equivalent

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server out there! We’re like the VIP section of the Minecraft world, where only the coolest indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more hang out. Why settle for the basic servers when you can join us and be part of the elite crew?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special requirement for joining – you must be a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We only accept the best of the best here, no scrubs allowed!

Join now and rub elbows with the likes of Twitch legends like Dooby3D and Filian. And don’t forget about our international stars like akamikarubi and KSPKSP. We’re like the United Nations of Minecraft servers, but way cooler.

Plus, we have all the tools you need to keep up with the latest indie vtuber news, from VOD archives to a Chuuba Birthday Calendar. And let’s not forget about the essential Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers behind and join us on the most exclusive Minecraft server in town. Trust us, once you go /lig/, you’ll never go back!

Oshi no Ko Minecraft SMP Land

Land, Minecraft, Oshi, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or watch as someone builds a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Slap My Hand Minecraft Server

behavior correction, behavior modification, behavioral correction, consequences, corrective action, corrective behavior, discipline, discipline method, discipline technique, Hand, hand punishment, hand slapping, hand slapping consequences, Minecraft, parental discipline, physical consequences, physical discipline, physical reprimand, punishment, Reprimand, Server, slap, Slap my hand, teaching a lesson

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, slap my hand and join our server for a wild ride! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a magical unicorn, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So slap my hand and come join the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!