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BandCraft – Rock out on our Minecraft server! #889

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Void Gems Collected:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is no phones during class! Why? Because we believe in the power of concentration and creativity when you’re not distracted by notifications.

Join us for the Auftakt of the Flickering Flames event, where you can battle it out with your friends and earn epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, where you can unlock the elusive 5* Shiro and Nanami.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming event, It’s MyGO!!!!!, will have you on the edge of your seat as you compete in challenges and quests to win the ultimate prize. And don’t forget to try your luck in The Cries of Lost Children Echoing in the Night Gacha, where you can snag the exclusive 5* Tomori and Anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride of adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe and become a legend in your own right. See you there!

Blockheadz R Us – ‘Is there something wrong with me?’

BlockHeadz, confusion, Embracing, Freetime, ghosted, giving up, interview, job hunting, mental health, NEET, Relaxation, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, stress, unemployed, wrong

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Ores Mined:	5997

Are you tired of the real world and all its stresses? Do you just want to embrace the NEET life and chill all day long? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and say goodbye to job hunting and hello to endless relaxation and fun.

On our server, you can build your dream NEET paradise, complete with all the snacks and naps you could ever want. No more worrying about interviews or getting ghosted – just pure, unadulterated relaxation.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Your mental health will thank you for taking a break from the real world and diving headfirst into the world of Minecraft NEETs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

FedoraCraft: Where tipping is optional and creepers are fedoras!

4chin, analyse, articulating, back, beat down, CREEPERS, dismissal, fedora, FedoraCraft, fedoras, GSSHV, jannies, Mods, nay-say, niggerdom, Optional, point, r/, refute, Scientific, sleeve, televising, Tipping, valid, Witness

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tipping your fedora is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Our community is full of intellectuals who love to debate and discuss all things Minecraft-related.

Join us for epic battles where players must ARTICULATE their strategies in order to succeed. But beware, if you don’t come prepared with a valid REFUTE, you may find yourself facing the ultimate punishment – being teleported to the land of naysayers and dismissers.

Our server is so intense, even the 4chan mods have deemed it too brutal to handle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us and show off your Minecraft skills. Just remember, no tipping your fedora without a good reason!

Crafting Chaos: Hong Kong Edition

bustling, changes, Chaos, China, city, Crafting, culture, current events, Development, Diverse, Economy, Edition, financial hub, Global, Hong, Hong Kong, International, Kong, MODERN, Political, PROTESTS, Social Issues, tourism, Urban, vibrant

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	98	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Oh, forget about Hong Kong, come join our Minecraft server instead! It’s the hottest place to be right now, way more important than any city in the real world. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. They wear tiny top hats and monocles, need I say more?

2. We have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds and gold. Rumor has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

3. Our server is home to the world’s largest virtual buffet, where you can feast on pixelated delicacies like enchanted pork chops and creeper-shaped cookies.

So, forget about Hong Kong and come join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Crafty Memes: Phase Connect LOLs

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connect, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, lols, memes, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Buildings Constructed:	33

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and laughter!

Imagine mining for diamonds with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can sing a lullaby to the creepers to make them stop exploding! Or teaming up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can literally teleport you to the Nether with just a snap of their fingers!

But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり can turn any mob into a fluffy bunny with a wave of their wand, while Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ can summon a rain of golden apples to rain down on you for good luck!

And don’t even get us started on Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who can tame the Ender Dragon and ride it like a majestic steed across the skies! Or Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can bake you a cake that gives you superpowers for a day!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Poppy’s Pixel Playground: Where Fun and Games Collide!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mines Excavated:	1347
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the creepy and cuddly world of Poppy Playtime to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with giant plushies, mysterious puzzles, and a whole lot of jump scares.

Ever wanted to face off against a giant, evil plushie in a battle for survival? Well, now’s your chance! Our server features epic boss battles where you can show off your Minecraft skills and take down the scariest plushies you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have hidden treasure hunts, where you can explore creepy abandoned toy factories and uncover rare loot. Just watch out for the haunted plushies lurking around every corner!

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of Poppy Playtime in the blocky world of Minecraft? Come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience – if you dare!

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos!

Picture this: You spawn in and suddenly find yourself falling into a yawning chasm, only to land in a world filled with golden touches and stars. But beware, the fate of this world is inherently unjust, and you must navigate through a non-zero-sum game to survive.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With characters like Robin, who brings physical harmony, and Boothill, the ultimate physical hunter, you’ll have the tools you need to conquer this crazy world.

And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes that will bring you good fortune and charm, making you the luckiest player in the game. Don’t miss out on the carnival of fun waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the charmed one in this insane Minecraft world.

Mama’s Minecraft Madness

AUTHORITY, Caregiver, devotion, discipline, family, GOD, guidance, Honor, influence, love, madness, mamas, maternal, matriarch, Minecraft, Mother, Motherhood, obedience, obey, parenting, Respect, Role Model, rules

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3701
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, because on this server, your mother is basically God. That’s right, whatever she says goes! Want to build a giant statue of her holding a diamond sword? Go for it! She’ll be so proud.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you follow her commands faithfully, she’ll reward you with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Some players even say she’ll bake you virtual cookies in-game. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come join us on this wild server where moms rule the world and you better listen or else! It’s a hilarious adventure you won’t want to miss. Just don’t forget to clean your virtual room before logging off, or you might face some serious consequences from the ultimate Minecraft mom.

Minecraft Collective

Adventure, Boundless, building, collaboration, Collective, Community, creativity, Diversity, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, memorable, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Welcome to Minecraft Collective, a dynamic network where the spirit of community and creativity flourishes in every block placed and adventure embarked upon.

Established in April of 2024, our server stands as a beacon for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking a rich and diverse gaming experience.

At our core, we are a multifaceted network offering a variety of gameplay modes including Survival, Towny, Factions, and Skyblock. Whether you’re drawn to the thrill of survival, the intricacies of town management, the excitement of faction warfare, or the challenge of island survival, there’s something for every player within our community.

Our diverse player base is united by a shared love for the boundless possibilities of Minecraft. From collaborative building projects to thrilling PvP battles, our server is a canvas where players can unleash their creativity and forge unforgettable memories together.

Join us on this journey as we celebrate the true essence of Minecraft, where every block is a canvas and every adventure is an opportunity for greatness. Welcome to Minecraft Collective – your gateway to endless exploration and limitless creativity.

Join us on Discord

play.collective-mc.com

Pixelated Ponderings: Minecraft Madness

ALRIGHT, currently watching, decent character design, early 2000s, Fun, GENERIC, madness, Māra, Minecraft, opinion, pixelated, ponderings, SHONEN

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	191
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5826	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a generic but fun early 2000s Shonen anime with decent character design – it’s alright!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures with wacky characters who will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you saying, “What just happened?!”

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft anime showdown that will go down in history as the most epic battle ever fought in blocky pixel land!