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Cuntree Army Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	7520
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where having an army in your “cunt” is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, epic quests, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Cuntree of Doom, where players can test their skills against fearsome creatures like the dreaded Creeper King and the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a spare pair of diamond pants.

NO NO NO Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6162	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Votes:	4551	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	274
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Don’t believe us? Well, just wait until you see our secret disco party room where creepers dance to dubstep music all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his chicken army with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule in an epic chicken duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Trust us, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dispute, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family reconciliation, family relationships, Family Values, Minecraft, Server, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding guest list etiquette, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding RSVP, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Crops Grown:	3684	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is left at the door! We understand that sometimes you just don’t want certain people in your life, and that’s totally okay. Just like how this player (23F) decided not to invite her cousins to her wedding because they threw her grandma out of the house – yikes! But hey, we’ve all got that one family member we’d rather not see, right?

Join our server and escape the family drama by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring vast landscapes. Who needs cousins when you’ve got a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, if your mom and aunt start causing a ruckus, just build a TNT cannon and blast them away (not really, please don’t do that).

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience. Because let’s face it, family gatherings can be a real creeper sometimes, but here, you’re free to craft your own adventure without any unwanted guests crashing the party. See you in the game!

Dad’sCraft: Divorce Edition

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2376	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to build your own virtual family that won’t send you to conversion therapy or storm out of stores over $20. Our server is a safe space for all, even if your mom thinks you’re the reason for her potential divorce. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your grandpa making weird comments about your sister’s skin color. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Emeralds Found:	4428
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build a dirt house? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles with giant spiders, and the chance to befriend a pack of wild wolves who will fight by your side. Who needs haunted houses when you can experience true terror in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server in existence!

Enderbread Kingdom

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Do you love eating pickles dipped in chocolate sauce while wearing a tutu and singing show tunes? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous Endermen. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own pixelated paradise and make friends with talking cows who give out free diamonds! Come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

CraftyTradeWars

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	70	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	63	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	299	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8387
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

are you tired of boring old trade deals? come join our minecraft server where we negotiate trade deals with creepers and endermen! our negotiators are top-notch, except when they accidentally axe themselves instead of the deal. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and explosions. join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand!

StinkySMP

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival SMP Custom Features Shops Warps Furniture Plushies Items Unique Friendly Minecraft 2.0 Join now IP Community Crafting Exploration Adventure PVP Economy Mini-games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to StinkySMP!

We are a unique and friendly Survival SMP! Our server features a variety of custom features to make it feel like “Minecraft 2.0”! Join now with IP stinkysmp.com. We have custom shops, warps, furniture, plushies, items, and so much more!

stinkysmp.com

All the Mods 9 – Where the only limits are your imagination… and the amount of RAM you have allocated

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	1829	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

We’re actively seeking new players to join our close-knit community. Our server boasts a dedicated group of friendly and helpful players who are always eager to assist newcomers. Our servers are run on a fully dedicated server with high-end hardware.

Modpack	Version	IP Address
ATM 9	0.2.60	atm9.silverkeepmc.com
ATM 9 – To the SKY	1.5	ATM9Sky.SilverKeepMC.com

We host more than just this modpack! Check out our other servers on our server list here.

CraftyNews Minecraft Server

A-chan, Airi Chisaka, AlienMixture, Birthday, CAPCOM NEXT, chuuba, collaboration, collaboration event, COMEBACK, Concert, corrections, cover, craft beer, CraftyNews, creator party, Dokibird, Elemental Knights R, fan meeting, Fortnite JP, Fugo Hasaki, G-Plan, Graduation, health, Health Update, heavenrend, Himari Miyazono, Holo Justice, hololive, hololive en, idol group debut, investigation, ipo, Katarina Ange, Kizuna A.I., KUUKIYOMI, leaving VANQUISH, Live, merch, merch collection, Minecraft, Mint Fantôme, Nanami Urara, Neo-porte, new single, News, Nijisanji, Noms Cafe, Nyantasia, phase connect, PixelLink, pop-up shop, Radio program, restreamers, Retirement, riot music, Saegusa Akina, Server, Shareholder Meeting, shipping fees, Shiratama Utano, Shirayuki Mishiro, Siro, Sony STAR SPHERE, Space Photography Experience, STPR Inc., vase, VCafe radio, VSMP server, VSPO, VT

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ores Mined:	7545
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the events are crazier than a Enderman rave!

Join now and witness the retirement of A-Chan from Hololive, who left due to complications involving a secret love affair with a Creeper. Watch as Hololive EN’s concert tickets sell out faster than you can say “Redstone.” And don’t miss out on the HoloReve fashion magazine card collection, perfect for slaying zombies in style.

But that’s not all! Nijisanji drama unfolds as Katarina Ange’s medical condition improves thanks to a potion brewed by a witch from the Nether. And get ready for Shu Yamino and Meloco Kyoran’s radio show, where they spill the tea on all things NijiEN.

Phase Connect is where it’s at, with updates on Airi Chisaka’s health and her battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Plus, get exclusive in-game avatars from the KUUKIYOMI collaboration with Aogiri High School, where you can slay zombies in style.

But wait, there’s more! Siro of .LIVE is celebrating her 7th Birthday with a live concert at harevutai, where she’ll be battling creepers with her diamond sword. And don’t miss out on the chance to win a special edition PC in the Next One Step twitter campaign, where the prize is more valuable than a stack of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous events in the chuuba world! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking around every corner.