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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 5134 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9936 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
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