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Best Goalkeeper In History Minecraft SMP

all-time great, Top Player, Soccer, legend, goalkeeping legend

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the goalkeepers are so good, they can block any creeper explosion with their bare hands!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombies or building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts where players have to navigate deadly traps and solve riddles written in ancient Minecraftian script.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in history! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Blue Lock Minecraft Server

Failure, PRESSURE, Manga, Server, determination

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

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Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

Pound, Endurance, 600 pound man, strategy, strength

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

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BioDad Bucks Minecraft Server

Fatherhood, father daughter relationship, long lost family, personal boundaries, rebuilding relationships

Hey y’all!

So, get this – my long-lost dad, who was deported to Mexico when I was a kid, suddenly reappeared in my life through my 18-year-old sister. And now he’s hitting me up for money! Like, dude, I haven’t heard from you in 25 years and now you want cash?

But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you can help me figure out if I should keep funding my dad’s mysterious activities or not. Maybe we can build a virtual piggy bank for him, who knows? It’s a wild ride on our server, full of unexpected family reunions and questionable financial requests. So come on in and let’s craft some crazy stories together!

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VacayVetoCraft

blended family, family dynamics, consideration, parenting, vacation planning

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server for some much-needed relaxation and fun!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life problems, where you can build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, we have a special “Baby Birth” event where you can virtually experience the joy of welcoming a new family member, without any of the stress or drama.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind! Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft world to explore?

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SovreignCraft Minecraft Server

Macron, leadership, Minecraft, French colonialism, remarks

so, like, you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server that’s like, totally outta this world? well, let me tell ya why you gotta be a part of this epic adventure!

first off, did you know that the african leaders on this server are like, pushin’ back at Macron? yeah, that’s right! they’re all like, “nah bro, we ain’t owe our sovereignty to France!” it’s like a whole drama goin’ down in the virtual world, and you gotta be there to witness it!

plus, the builds on this server are like, next level insane. we got giant statues of llamas, pixel art of bacon, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! you won’t find this kinda creativity anywhere else, my dude.

and don’t even get me started on the mobs. we got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbow! it’s a party in every corner of this server, i tell ya.

so come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyAssadNoMore

travel, Aviation, Assad overthrow, Airport, Syria

lol imagine if syria was a minecraft server and they were like YO WE GOT OUR 1ST INTERNATIONAL FLIGHT AFTER ASSAD GOT YEETED OUTTA HERE COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILDING AND PVP ACTION. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. JOIN US AND BE PART OF HISTORY IN THE MAKING, BRUH. #SYRIALIT #ASSADWHO #MINECRAFTREVOLUTION

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Impulsive Convict Microbiota

IMPULSIVE, Convict, microbiota differences, brain function, behavioral differences

hey u! yeh u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a server for u! this server is so lit, even female convicts are playing on it! yep, u heard me right. they found out that impulsive female convicts have different microbiota than non-impulsive ones, and they all play on this server together. join now to see what crazy adventures await u! build ur own prison cell, mine for diamonds with ur new convict friends, and maybe even start a riot! this server is so wild, even the gut-brain axis can’t handle it. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

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XMezia Minecraft server

Aternos, Bedwars, Minecraft, Survival, XMezia

The most common project on Aternos. There is bedwars with survival.

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Dark Void Realms 1.20.3

addiction recovery, addiction, Loneliness, Realms, submissive

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your problems? Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and fun!

Come on in and escape from the depressing reality of being a kissless virgin. Let your girly side shine through as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your addiction to BBC porn, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game. Say goodbye to feeling depressed and hello to a new adventure!

Join now and start building your own virtual paradise where you can be whoever you want to be. It’s time to leave your worries behind and dive into a world of pure insanity!

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