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MineJoJoCraft Server

AMERICANS, Antagonists, control, HOWLER, in-group loyalty, institutions, long tail tags, MineJoJoCraft, MONEY, Motivations, predictions, Prosper, Race, SBRverse, Server, society, The JoJolands, TJL, Toru, valentine

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	147	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	New Chunks Explored:	896827
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our main antagonist, HOWLER, is on a mission to steal all the diamonds in the server to fund his secret obsession with building a diamond castle in the sky. Will you be able to stop him and claim the diamonds for yourself?

2. Valentine, one of our players, is determined to make Americans prosper in the server by creating a virtual economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. Join his faction and become rich beyond your wildest dreams!

3. Toru, another player, is plotting to have his race control society and institutions in the server by building a massive fortress guarded by an army of zombie pigmen. Will you join forces with him or stand against his tyrannical rule?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even uncover the secret motivations of HOWLER and his crew. It’s gonna be a rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos!

Crafty Catastrophe Minecraft Server

astonishment, bewilderment, catastrophe, confusion, conundrum, Crafty, Curiosity, curiosity killed the cat, disbelief, Enigma, Minecraft, Mystery, perplexity, puzzlement, query, Riddle, Server, shock, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected event, unexpected outcome, What Happened, Wonderment

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	248195	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Void Armor Forged:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9053	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in intense llama races through treacherous obstacle courses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious entity who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games and challenges.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride like no other! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this insane Minecraft world!

CabinCrafters – Refund Rant!

Airbnb, Apology, backyard, bad review, booking amount, cabin rental, CabinCrafters, camping, cleanliness, concerns, Hipcamp, host, mouse poop, next guests, privacy, private cabin, rant, refund, review, torn, Unclean, unprivate

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so clean, you could eat off the pixelated ground (but please don’t, that’s unsanitary). We promise no mouse poop in sight, unless you count the adorable mice mobs scurrying around.

And privacy? Oh, we’ve got privacy in spades! Our server is so private, it’s like playing Minecraft in your own personal fortress…except without the fortress part. But hey, who needs walls when you have the great outdoors (and by outdoors, we mean a virtual world)?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate in cleanliness and privacy…or at least a fun time with fellow players who may or may not be spying on your every move. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

ShadowFleetMC Server

Blacklist, embargo, ENERGY, EU, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Maritime, names, oil tankers, russia, Russian, sanctions, sanctions evasion, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, shadow fleet, ShadowFleetMC, Shipping industry, Trade, Vessels

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Farms Harvested:	762
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 27 russian shadow fleet oil tankers sailing around causing chaos and mayhem! you can hop on board and join the crew, or battle against them to protect the environment! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? join now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there!

EUkraineCraft

accession negotiations, Approval, diplomatic talks, eastern europe, enlargement policy, EU-Ukraine relations, EUkraineCraft, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, formal, international relations, membership process., negotiation process, Opening, political decision making, Ukraine

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, u know how ukraine is like, super cool and stuff? well, this minecraft server is like, the ukraine of all servers. the european union totally approves of it, so u know it’s gotta be legit.

join this server and u’ll be like, part of the eu or something. u can build ur own little ukraine in the virtual world, complete with babushkas and borscht.

plus, ukraine has like, the best potatoes ever, so u know there’s gonna be tons of spuds on this server.

come join us and be a part of this epic journey to minecraft ukraine. because why not, right?

DumpsterFireCraft

Blaze, contained, Containment, Controlled, Damage, Destruction, Disaster, dumpster fire, DumpsterFireCraft, emergency, extinguish, Firefighters, Fires, flames, hazard, Loss, Prevention, Risk, Safety, Trash, Value

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5411	Dragon Eggs Found:	8914
Votes:	7334	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Towns Built:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

yo, dis server be like a dumpster fire, but in a good way! we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush up in here. join us if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your minecraft life.

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that moo in perfect harmony. our villagers are known for throwing the best parties in all of minecraft land. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that.

our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. need a stack of diamonds? poof, it’s yours. wanna ride a dragon? consider it done. they make dreams come true faster than you can say “ender dragon.”

so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun. just watch out for the lava pits, they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves. but hey, what’s life without a little risk, amirite?

TombCrafters: Vintage Vino Discovery!

ancient artifacts, Ancient beverages, ancient civilizations, Ancient discovery, Archaeological research, archaeology, cultural heritage, discovery, Excavation, historical find, historical preservation, Oldest wine, preservation, Spanish history, Spanish tomb, Tomb excavation, Tomb exploration, TombCrafters, Vino, vintage, wine, Wine history, Wine production, wine tasting.

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da OLDEST WINE EVERRR!!! like, 2,000 years old, dat’s older dan yo grandma’s grandma, bro. imagine sippin on dat ancient grape juice while buildin ur epic castle or fightin off creepers. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda luxury on any other server, trust meh. come join da fun and get turnt with sum ancient wine, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude. #winefordays #minecraftgoals #ancientturnup 🍷🏰🔥

HorizonMines – Season 3 – High quality Skymining!

bedrock edition, Box, content creators, crossplay, eastereggs, ELYTRA, Feedback, Fishing, Fun, Giveaways, Immersive, java edition, Map, Other, Possibilities, PvE, PvP, Pvparena, Revolutionize, Skymining, Skyminingpvp, Staff, Suggestions, Treasure Hunts, Tridents

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Farms Harvested:	569
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

HorizonMines is an small upcoming SKYMINING server that is looking to revolutionize the space with an actual skymining experience, elytra’s, a wonderfully build map and tons of eastereggs create an immersive and endless world of possiblities and to have fun. The goal of HorizonMines is to simply become the best skymining server out there, the best map, the best gameplay and the best experience. We are actively looking for staff, content creators and people whom can give feedback and suggestions so we can accomplish the goal of becoming the absolute best out there.

GiveawaysWe often host ingame and discord nitro giveaways in our discord for players, you can join our discord now with this link: https://discord.gg/spsTez8MNu

BEDROCK & JAVA SUPPORTWe are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition.You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!

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Discord: https://discord.gg/spsTez8MNuIP: HorizonMines.netBedrock IP: horizonmines.bedrock.minehut.ggWebsite: https://HorizonMines.netStore: https://store.horizonmines.net

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mc.horizonmines.net

Vanilla Java 1.21 SMP Server: The Sequel – Now with Extra Seasoning and Discord!

application, Cheating, Community, decent, Discord, Drama, EXTRA, fair, family, gameplay, Griefing, hermitcraft, java, Mature, Players, policy, pvp-ing, Reset, Season, Seasoning, Sequel, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Server Name	Seqcraft SMP
Gameplay	Vanilla Minecraft
Community Focus	Building a hermitcraft-minded community
World Reset	Approximately every major Java edition release
Server Rules	No stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate and *-ism
Age Range	13+ to 40+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How often does the world reset on Seqcraft SMP?

The world resets approximately every major Java edition release, which initiates a 7-day countdown to a new season.

2. What are the server rules regarding gameplay?

The server enforces a policy of “be fair and be decent” which includes no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate and *-ism, or excessive drama. Playing together and building starter bases close to spawn is encouraged.

3. Is there an age restriction to join Seqcraft SMP?

The server welcomes players aged 13+ to 40+, with a focus on having a mature community where adult behavior is expected. Younger members under 18 are allowed with vouching from existing members or by submitting a whitelist application.

4. How can I join Seqcraft SMP?

Instructions for whitelisting can be found in the server’s Discord channel #server-info: https://discord.gg/Nhwsaw96Rx

Crafty Slavs Minecraft Server

Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, russian women, Server, slavs, Won

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Villages Defended:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Animals Bred:	17
Votes:	9506	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Russian women have taken over and are dominating the game like never before! Join us for a chance to witness these fierce ladies build the most epic structures with their bare hands and take on creepers with their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where the Russian women have hidden all the rarest diamonds and emeralds in the game. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your share of the treasure?

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the infamous Russian bear riding a minecart through the server, causing chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness this wild spectacle!

So come join us on our server where Russian women won’t just steal your diamonds, they’ll steal your heart too. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else!