goal-scoring Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

adaptation, football, Goal, goal scoring analysis, goal-scoring, league difficulty, Matches, Minecraft, non-penalty goal, played out of position, player development, player performance, positional play, Scorer, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, struggling to adapt, Tactics, team dynamics, tougher league

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

ATTACKING, Dembele, Finishing, FinishKing, football, goal conversion, goal opportunities, goal scoring chances, goal scoring efficiency, goal-scoring, goal-scoring ability, la liga, Ligue 1, Minecraft, player performance, psg, real madrid, scoring chances, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, STRIKER

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

CraftyFooty Minecraft Server

CraftyFooty, Entertainment, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game TIME!, goal-scoring, Injuries, Minecraft, peak entertainment, player behavior, player performance, popular sport, scoring, Server, Soccer, soccer fans, Spectator sport, sports, Sports Culture, sports fans, Sportsmanship, team sports

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68

Join our Minecraft server and experience the peak of entertainment! Our players are so dedicated that they will pretend to be injured for hours just to score a goal. It’s like watching a soccer match, but with blocky characters and explosive creepers. You’ll be shouting “OH MY SCIENCE” and “DID YOU SEE THAT??” as you witness the epic battles and hilarious antics unfold. So come join us and see why this server is super popular – just be prepared for some outrageous gameplay!

Target Practice Minecraft Server

>0 shots on target, Analysis, criticism, football, goal-scoring, match statistics, Minecraft, player performance, Practice, Server, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports journalism, sports media, sports opinion, Target, team performance, what’s wrong with this shithole

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Runes Activated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!

BlockBusterMC: Minecraft Server

Achievements, Analysis, athlete, BlockBusterMC, career, comparison, Competition, Cristiano Ronaldo, football, Future, goal-scoring, goals, Legacy, Minecraft, Potential, Records, Server, Soccer, speculation, sports, statistics, talent, will he break Ronaldo records

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will Steve break Ronaldo’s records in defeating them all? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature said to bring good luck to those who can tame it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to ride the Diamond Pig into battle will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Ronaldo’s Speedy Adventure Minecraft Server – Where Legends are Born!

>20 years old, achievement, Adventure, athlete, Born, career, Dedication, determination, Fame, future star, goal-scoring, hard work, iconic status, legend, Legends, Minecraft, professional player, record breaker, ronaldo, Ronaldos, Server, Soccer, SPEED, Speedy, sports, success, Young Talent

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ores Mined:	5540	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you too can become a legendary /spee/ master like Ronaldo! Who knew that mining blocks and crafting tools could lead to such fame and glory? But on our server, anything is possible – even becoming a soccer superstar in the virtual world!

We have epic quests that will test your skills and challenge your creativity. Build the most outrageous structures, battle fearsome mobs, and maybe even score a goal or two in our custom soccer mini-game. Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a virtual talent scout looking for the next big Minecraft athlete!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to becoming the next Ronaldo of the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be signing autographs for adoring fans in the virtual streets of our server. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and start your epic adventure today!

CraftyBlockz: Where Minecraft meets March Madness in the ultimate game of blocks and balls!

Adrenaline Rush, athletic prowess, Balls, Basketball, blocks, competitive spirit, CraftyBlockz, Fast-paced, favorite sport, football, Game, goal-scoring, high intensity, hockey fan, ice hockey, ice sports, intense competition, lifelong passion, lots of goals, madness, March, meets, Minecraft, Physical, Sports Entertainment, sports fanatic, Sportsmanship, team sports, Ultimate

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

If you had to play only ONE Minecraft server for the rest of your life, it would be ours! Why, you ask? Well, picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a sports arena, but instead of hockey or football, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with other players. It’s fast-paced, it’s physical, and there are definitely lots of goals (and maybe a few explosions). So why settle for boring old sports when you can join our crazy Minecraft server and reign supreme as the ultimate blocky champion?

ChinaCraft: Monster Ship Minecraft Server

Anchors, Asia-Pacific region, China, Chinacraft, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime law, military maneuvers, Minecraft, Monster, monster ship, naval activities, naval presence, News, Philippine coast guard, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Ship, South China Sea, territorial claims, territorial dispute

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have giant ships like the one china is anchoring in the south china sea, but ours are even BIGGER and BETTER. sail the high seas with your friends and battle sea monsters that make the kraken look like a goldfish. the philippine coast guard is even impressed by our epic ships, that’s how you know it’s legit. so hop on board and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional sea monster).

CraftyCommies

arms industry, arms race, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, defense industry, defense sector, defense spending, Geopolitics, global politics, INCREASE, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military technology, Report, russia, sanctions impact, weapons production, Western sanctions

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

come join our minecraft server, where we have more weapons than russia! we got diamond swords that shoot fireballs, creepers that explode glitter, and pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter.

our server is so lit, even putin would be jealous. we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant robots that protect our land, and a roller coaster that takes you to the moon.

forget about western sanctions, on our server, we thrive on chaos and destruction. join us and become the ultimate weapon master in the minecraft world. because here, the only limit is your imagination.

TartanStripedCraft

creative pranks, DIY pranks, funny pranks, future inventions, humor, paint hoax, paint humor, paint innovation, paint jokes, paint pranks, paint technology, Practical Jokes, prank, striped design, striped paint, striped pattern, tartan design, tartan paint, tartan pattern, TartanStripedCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

WeatherWizards Minecraft Server

bbc news, climate change, conspiracy theories, Manipulation, meteorology, Minecraft, Server, UK Government, UK weather, weather control, weather control theories, weather data, weather forecasting, Weather manipulation, weather manipulation theories, weather modification, weather patterns, weather research, weather science, weather systems, weather technology, WeatherWizards

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Items Found:	1029	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your life!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. Can you out-dance the legendary ghostly figure?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant disco ball, and players must boogie their way to victory to earn exclusive rewards. It’s like a rave, but with pixelated blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

ScoredCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, Apologize.., Competition, Defense, football, France, Goal, History, International, match, Minecraft, Offense, Players, pride, ScoredCraft, scoring, Server, skill, Soccer, sports, TEAM, Tournament, Victory

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Items Found:	7691	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2896
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	1868
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of dirt block? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave guarded by a friendly dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land giving out enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor to lucky players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the world, Mount TNT, where every step could lead to explosive surprises!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

SisBdayGiftDrama

birthday gift, family communication, family conflict, family disappointment, family dynamics, family expectations, family forgiveness, Family Values, favoritism, sibling betrayal, sibling bullying, sibling conflict, sibling discipline, sibling jealousy, sibling loyalty., sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Siblings, SisBdayGiftDrama

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate drama and chaos that comes with having two younger sisters like Ava and Rhea.

Ava, the master prankster, will keep you on your toes with her devious tricks and schemes. From hiding your precious items to sabotaging your builds, she’s always up to something mischievous. But don’t worry, Rhea is there to balance things out with her sweet and caring nature.

Watch out for Ava’s epic trolling skills, like the time she deleted an entire finished essay just for fun. And let’s not forget the time she spilled water all over someone’s assignment sheet – classic Ava move!

But the real kicker? Ava outing Rhea as a lesbian before she was ready to come out. Talk about sibling betrayal! Can you navigate the drama and chaos of this dysfunctional family dynamic?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Will you choose to forgive and forget like the parents expect, or will you hold a grudge like our protagonist? The choice is yours, but remember – in this world, anything can happen!

UnforgivableMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

controversial topics, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal offenses, ethical standards, ethical violations, extreme actions, forgiveness, heinous crimes, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, Minecraft, moral boundaries, moral dilemmas, punishment, Server, societal norms, societal values, taboo subjects, Ultimate, unforgivable acts, unforgivable crime, UnforgivableMC

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	930690
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid committing the unforgivable crime of not having enough fun! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will go down in Minecraft history!

Block off, crafty!

Alternative, alternative expressions, alternative language, alternative phrases, alternative words, BLOCK, Crafty, kind alternatives, kind expressions, kind language, kind phrases, kind words, polite alternatives, polite expressions, polite language, polite phrases, polite words, respectful alternatives, respectful expressions, respectful language, respectful phrases, respectful words

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect alternative to telling everyone to “fuck off”!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. Build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool and defend it from hordes of angry llamas armed with rocket launchers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing cows at will.

So why settle for just telling someone to “fuck off” when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

DuterteCraft Minecraft Server

DuterteCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can build ur own cronies and steer government contracts like Duterte 😂 join now for the chance to become the most corrupt player in the game! steal all the diamonds and rule the server like a true dictator 🤑 who needs democracy when u can have absolute power in minecraft? come join us and make shady deals with other players, just like in real life 😜 hurry before the FBI shuts us down!

OrbansBlockPartyMC

Angela Merkel, cancels visit, criticism, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic row, diplomatic tensions, european politics, european union, foreign policy, German FM Baerbock, government decision, Hungary, Hungary-Germany relations, international relations, Moscow visit, Orbán, OrbansBlockPartyMC, political controversy, russia, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE CANCEL VISITS BY GERMAN FMS AND CRITICIZE ORBAN’S MOSCOW VISITS. WHY? BECAUSE WE’RE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING DRAGONS TO WORRY ABOUT POLITICS. PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN TOWN. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN!