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CraftySocials Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to Socials 2, the Minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while avoiding creepers who just want to give you a hug (and blow you up).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance and zombies drop sick beats. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks.

So come on down to Socials 2 and experience the craziest Minecraft server in town. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

FireflyMC_SMP- InsaneGalaxy

Adventure, Browncoats, CREW, cult classic, Drama, firefly, FireflyMC_SMP, InsaneGalaxy, Insanity, Joss Whedon, long tail, nathan fillion, outer space, Sci Fi, science fiction, Serenity, Space, space opera, Space Travel, Spaceship, star system, tv show

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	2320

Welcome to the Firefly star system, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army take over spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots? It was clucking madness!

But that’s not all! Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on the backs of giant squids and shooting fireballs out of their noses. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the best dancers in town.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us in the Firefly star system. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in this world, the only limit is your imagination.

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family secrets, family visit, festive drinkers, first baby, Grandchild, great-grandchild, in-person announcement, lack of participation, long distance family, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, private announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sly announcement, wedding weekend, WeddingCrasher

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ores Mined:	709	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of timing and not stealing anyone’s thunder, just like the OP in this wild story! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for the perfect moment to reveal your big news, whether it’s a new build, a secret treasure, or even your first grandchild (in Minecraft, of course).

We promise not to spill the beans to your extended crazy family, unless you want us to create a virtual drama for entertainment purposes. Our festive drinkers will be slyly holding drinks or ordering convincing stand-ins, just like in real life. And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s thunder, don’t worry – we have thunderstorms in Minecraft that will distract everyone from your big reveal.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few well-timed secrets). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a treasure chest, just like the one at your sister’s wedding!

ArtisticFamDiscount

art commissions, art for profit, art passion, art worth, artistic boundaries, artistic value, ArtisticFamDiscount, Boundaries, commission prices, Disrespect, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, free art, motivation, pricing disputes, pricing strategy, relationships, self worth, self-doubt

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your artistic talents? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put into your creations! Unlike OP’s family, we believe that art should be celebrated and compensated for. Join us and never worry about being called a “greedy bitch” for wanting to be paid for your amazing art. Plus, we have a special discount for new players – pay just $5 for your first piece of art! And if anyone dares to ask for a redo or remove your watermark, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “pixelated masterpiece.” So come join us and let your creativity run wild – without any entitled family members trying to bring you down!

InvisiCraft SMP: Hourly Hijinks

Ability, CAMOUFLAGE, cloak, disappear, dream, ELUSIVE, Ethereal, FANTASY, hidden, hijinks, Hourly, ILLUSION, INVISIBLE, InvisiCraft, Magic, Mysterious, secret, smp, sneak, Spy, stealth, SUPERPOWER, vanish, wish

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and you’ll have the power to become invisible for an hour every day. Want to prank your friends by stealing their diamonds or sneak up on creepers and scare them away? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mysterious treasure?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any danger? They’re always on the lookout for new members to join their pack and go on epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen!

RespawnRapture

Afterlife, afterlife theories, Beliefs, beyond the grave, Consciousness, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, existential questions, Heaven, Hell, Life after death., Metaphysical, near death experiences, philosophical perspectives, Reincarnation, religious views, RespawnRapture, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	New Chunks Explored:	668987

Are you tired of boring old servers where the afterlife is just respawning at your bed? Well, on our server, life after death is a wild ride! Picture this: when you die, you get to party with all the creepers and skeletons in a never-ending dance-off. Plus, the winner gets a diamond sword! Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience and see if you have what it takes to out-dance the undead!

GlacialGrief: EuroMelt

ancient history, archaeological evidence, archaeology, climate change, eastern europe, environmental change, EuroMelt, Europeans, Extinction, GlacialGrief, human migration, hunter gatherers, ice age, Ice Age Europe, Middle to Late Transition, Migration, paleoclimate, Pleniglacial, population decline, population replacement, prehistoric, Western Europe

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Zombie Dances:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Emeralds Found:	7597
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

come join our server and experience the ultimate ice age europeans adventure! climate change is causing chaos and you gotta survive the drastic decline in hunter-gatherers! populations in western europe are going extinct but don’t worry, you can be the hero and save the day! migrate from eastern europe and take over the land with your epic survival skills! build, hunt, and conquer in this wild world where anything can happen! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HexSMP: Where even the creepers are friendlier than your average player

Average, bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Discord, friendlier, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Leveling system, multiplayer, player, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, Website

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Endless Night Skies:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Items Found:	8053	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Server Name	HexSMP
Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

Overview

If you’re looking for a unique survival multiplayer server experience, HexSMP is the place to be. With over 100 custom features, a player-driven economy, custom leveling system, and much more, HexSMP offers a fresh and exciting twist on the classic SMP gamemode.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes HexSMP stand out?
Why choose HexSMP?	HexSMP is more than just another server—it’s a vibrant community where creativity and adventure thrive. Regular updates, new features, and an active, welcoming community make HexSMP a top choice for players.
How to earn rare rewards?	Take advantage of the Referral System by referring friends to join HexSMP. Your friends can use the command “/referral [Your Name]” when they join the server, and you can earn exclusive items and bonuses.
How to join HexSMP?	Simply connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today. Visit the website and join the Discord for the latest news, events, and community discussions.

Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server

Alternate Realities, bizarre choices, bizarre scenarios, bongland, creative thinking, Cuntville, Decision making, fantasy worlds, hypothetical question, imaginative scenarios, Minecraft, odd choices, outlandish scenarios, own cunt, Server, strange choices, strange hypotheticals, surreal options, thought experiment, unconventional living arrangements, unique situations, unusual living situations, weird hypotheticals

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Buildings Constructed:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

AnimeBoobiesMC SMP

animation, Anime, anime culture, AnimeBoobiesMC, body image, Boobs, bust size, character design, controversy, entertainment industry, Evolution, Fan Service, FANTASY, female representation, gender stereotypes, large bust, Media influence, objectification, Sexualization, smp, societal norms, trend

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.