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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6742 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!