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BestDeciMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
New Chunks Explored:	226109	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Towns Built:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ores Mined:	1266	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

Achievements, Adventures, air drop, Auctions, boss killing, Bosses, Casino, Chillcraft, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, hats, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Shops, Structures, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Crops Grown:	6427
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

– New crafts and enchantments;

– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

54.36.232.15:25583

Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mines Excavated:	1853	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	269
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPantyPop

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4498	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	2387	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

World of Elak

Version: java 1.20.1

Features:

Survival Gameplay	Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System	Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation.
Economy	Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons	Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing	Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes	Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server information in our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I create my own tribe?	Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join.
Are there any in-game events?	We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting.