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Blocky Ex’s Nudes Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, blocky, Closure, deleted pictures, Emotional Abuse, ex girlfriend, ex lovers, Ex-partners, Exs, hate, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, nudes, painful memories, past relationships, Revenge, self-care, Server, toxic relationship

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7372	Astral Projections Made:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where griefers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us and leave behind the exes who delete your pictures and the drama that comes with them. Build your own world where the only abusive behavior is from those pesky zombies trying to break down your door. Join us now and say goodbye to the haters, because on our server, the only thing getting deleted is that ugly cobblestone house you built when you first started playing.

Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures

Adventures, arrested, Be Khelif, beat up, Ease, Emanprodite, Female fighters, games, goatfucking, gold medal, Growing, KhelifCraft, LGBT celebrity, liberal media, Minecraft, natural women, Olympic, opponent, Retirement, smear, smp, third-world country, West, worshipped celebrity

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.

We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!

After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!

SisSquabble Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, apartment living, budgeting issues, cohabitation problems, family dynamics, financial responsibilities, financial strain, financial stress, financial support, income verification, independence struggles, irresponsible behavior, lease agreements, living arrangements, Minecraft, roommate conflicts, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisSquabble

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

Are you tired of living with a lazy sister who can’t even pay her share of the bills? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds – everything your sister can’t provide in real life. Plus, there are no WiFi bills to argue about here, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can drive cars without worrying about teaching anyone how to drive, and you can build credit by crafting the most epic structures. And don’t even get us started on the cleanliness – our virtual world is spotless, thanks to our magical cleaning fairies.

With our lease never expiring, you’ll never have to deal with the stress of living with your sister again. Say goodbye to financial woes and hello to a world where you can thrive without the burden of taking care of someone else. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

DreamCraft: Weird & Wacky Adventures

Adventures, BIZARRE, DreamCraft, dreams, Ethereal, FANTASY, hallucination, imagination, Inexplicable, Metaphysical, Mind, Mysterious, odd, OTHERWORLDLY, peculiar, Perception, Sleep, strange, subconscious, surreal, UNUSUAL, vision, Wacky, weird

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Have you ever dreamed of riding a flying pig while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride through dreamland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and tame dragons as your loyal pets. Who needs reality when you can live out your wildest dreams in blocky pixel form? Join us now and let the dream adventures begin!

Strawberry Lemonade: Where Minecraft meets fruity chaos and dramatic storytelling!

adventurous spirits, bard, better combat, Bosses, Chaos, Civilian, Community, conquering vampire lord, Cosmetics, Create, deadly enemies, dragon-slaying wizard, dramatic, Dungeons, Fruity, ice and fire, lemonade, magical wonder, meets, Minecraft, Modded, moon beast, righteous vampire hunter, rp, storytelling, Strawberry, Vampires, Vampirism, weapons, werewolf

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Votes:	9290
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Void Gems Collected:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Runes Activated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord Link	https://discord.com/invite/JZBY9zGSsQ
Server IP	66.59.211.247:25565 or strawlemon.minecraft.best

If you’re looking for fun then step right up, we have:

Hot Vampires
Dungeons Galore
Bosses to bully
Cosmetics so you can look cool af
Weapons that come with an OSHA warning
The ability to become a bard
Werewolves

We have a fun thriving community and just started a spawn for everyone to shop at! Come join and chat!

This server and modpack is custom built to create a sense of magical wonder, adventurous spirits, and deadly enemies. You can RP as whatever you’d like: a dragon-slaying wizard, a conquering vampire lord, a righteous vampire hunter, a civilian who bakes bread, a werewolf, etc.

We have Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, Better Combat, Simply Swords, Botania, Blood Magic, Occultism, Mowzie’s Mobs and 150+ more mods.

This server is Forge 1.20.1 only, open to everyone. Feel free to join and chat!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it has over 150 mods including Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, and more.
Can I RP as any character?	Yes, you can RP as any character you desire, from a wizard to a werewolf.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is open to all players who enjoy fun and adventure.

SpiceOcean Minecraft Server

Cooking, Culinary, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural sensitivity, Cultural traditions, Diversity, ethnicity, flavor profiles, Food, food culture, global cuisine, international cuisine, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, oceans, Seasoning, seasoning techniques, Server, Spice, SpiceOcean, white people

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Emeralds Found:	1777
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of bland, unseasoned oceans in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have oceans so spicy that even white people can’t handle them! Dive into a world where every wave is seasoned to perfection and every fish is seasoned with a kick. Join us for a taste of adventure and flavor unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: Dumping-free Japan

bullrun, Buy, cryptocurrency, digital assets, dumping, Dumpingfree, Economy, finance, Investment, Japan, market, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, OMG, price movement, smp, stock market, stocks, STOP, Trading, trading signals, trading strategy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, listen up, fam! This Minecraft SMP is so lit, even Japan stopped dumping for a day just to check it out! That’s right, the whole country was like, “Hold up, we gotta get in on this bullrun, buy buy buy!” 🚀🚀🚀

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are our financial advisors, the zombies are our hype men, and the skeletons are our bodyguards (because let’s face it, they got mad aim). 💰💰💰

We’ve got insane stories like the time a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, or when someone accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs for days! 🍰🎢

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether portal on fire, then come join us and let’s make some diamond dreams come true! 💎💎💎

GenZCraft: Raising Blockheads

Blockheads, community support, Diversity, eco-friendly parenting, education, future generations, gen z, Gender Roles, GenZCraft, inclusion, mental health, millennial parents, mindfulness, modern parenting, parenting, progressive parenting, Raising, raising kids, screen time limits, self-care, social media, Technology, work-life balance

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Love Letters Sent:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Items Found:	3062
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the parenting department! Join us and learn all about the wild and wacky ways Gen Z is raising their Minecraft kids.

On our server, you’ll find parents teaching their Minecraft offspring how to build epic structures out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Forget about traditional parenting methods like timeouts and lectures, our players are all about teaching their kids valuable life skills through the power of pixelated blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Baby Creeper Daycare” where players can drop off their explosive little ones for some much-needed R&R. Watch as these adorable baby creepers play with each other and learn valuable social skills in a safe and controlled environment.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the future of parenting in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it out there.

MineCraftyExecutionz2024

Amnesty International, Capital Punishment, civil liberties, controversial issues, crime, death penalty, executions, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, iran, Iran news, judicial system, justice system, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, MineCraftyExecutionz2024, Political unrest, punishment, united nations

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magic Items Found:	4873
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we execute over 300 mobs in the first seven minutes of playing, 49 in July alone! It’s a massacre of fun and chaos, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else! Join now for a killer time!

PixelMonsters MC Server

#youtube, Anime, channel, Character, CONTENT, Digimon, Digital Monsters, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, japanese, Official, ONLINE, online personality, PixelMonsters, Server, streaming, Video, virtual reality, virtual world, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because we have the ultimate Minecraft server for you!

Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where you can become a Digimon Vtuber! That’s right, forget about being a regular old player, now you can transform into your favorite digital monster and stream your Minecraft shenanigans to the world!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant pixelated bosses to navigating through mind-bending mazes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and unleash your inner Digimon Vtuber for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.