gnu/linux Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

botnet, command line, copypasta, distro, dual boot, experiences, free software, Friendly, games, Giggly, gnu/linux, mailing lists, noodle, Programs, questions, Resources, smp, terminal commands, Thread, UNICORN, Users, virtual machine, Website, wikis

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9401	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!

Minecraft server: ‘/fglt/ – Friendly Gaming Linux Tribe’

break out of the botnet, command line, copypasta collection, distro, dual boot, fglt, free software, Friendly, games, Gaming, gnu/linux, irc, learn, linux, mailing lists, Minecraft, Previous thread, Programs, Resources, Server, terminal commands, Thread, Tribe, virtual machine, Website

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Animals Bred:	60	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences. But beware, this server is so friendly, you might just get blown up by the sheer kindness of our community!

Join us and learn how to install a GNU/Linux distribution in a Virtual Machine, boot directly into a live image, or go balls deep and replace everything with GNU/Linux. Need help? Just check our list of resources, or dive into the world of free software projects with active mailing lists. And if you’re feeling lost, just remember: $ man %command%, $ info %command%, $ %command% -h/–help, $ help %builtin/keyword% – the possibilities are endless!

Not sure where to start? Check out our Wikis, including the one on GNU/Linux that will blow your mind. Want to know what distro to choose? We’ve got you covered. Looking for cool programs or terminal commands? We’ve got those too. And if you’re ready to break out of the botnet, we’ve got the resources you need to set yourself free.

But wait, there’s more! Join our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for even more laughs and shenanigans. And don’t forget to check out our website and copypasta collection for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a GNU/Linux master in no time!

Minecraft server: /fglt/ – Friendly Crafty Creepers

arch linux, botnet, command line, copypasta collection, Crafty, CREEPERS, dual boot, fglt, free software, Free software projects, Friendly, Friendly GNU/Linux Thread, games, Gentoo, gnu/linux, GNU/Linux distribution, irc, mailing lists, Minecraft, Rizon, Server, terminal commands, virtual machine, Web search engine, wikis

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	6704	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can mine and craft your way to glory while also discussing all things GNU/Linux!

Join us if you want to learn how to survive in the wild world of open-source software or if you just want to show off your mad Linux skills.

We have a friendly community where you can ask questions, share your experiences, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or at least the command line).

And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, you can go balls deep and replace everything with GNU/Linux – because who needs Windows or macOS anyway, amirite?

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your RAM). See you there, fellow blockheads!

SlavCraft Minecraft Server

cultural identity, eastern europe, Eastern European culture, eastern european geography, eastern european history, eastern european stereotypes, Ethnic groups, European culture, european identity, European stereotypes, geography, History, Minecraft, mountainlets, mountainous regions, Mountains, Server, SlavCraft, Slavic culture, slavic people, slavic stereotypes, slavs, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Crops Grown:	9013
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you mountainlet slavs out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with vodka-fueled shenanigans, squatting competitions, and epic battles against giant babushka bosses.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying bears, build your own potato farm, and even participate in the annual pierogi-eating contest. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with treasure and gopniks dancing to hardbass music.

So why are slavs such mountainlets? Because on our server, anything is possible – even turning a humble mountainlet into a vodka-swilling, squatting legend. Join us now and embrace your inner slav!

Minecraft SMP: TheCraftingCouple

it couple, Minecraft, Pro Wrestling, pro wrestling couple, smp, TheCraftingCouple, wrestling couple, wrestling duo, wrestling dynamic duo, wrestling love story, wrestling power couple, wrestling relationship, wrestling romance

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	7137
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where pro wrestling’s it couple reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with body slams, suplexes, and creeper explosions!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader suplexed a horde of zombies into a pit of lava while wearing a sparkly pink tutu. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy antics. We once had a build battle where the loser had to wear a chicken suit for an entire week. Let’s just say, there were clucks heard ’round the server.

So come join us on this wild ride of pro wrestling madness and Minecraft mayhem. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Just be prepared to bring your A-game and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here.

DrunkCraft: No Third Wheel!

aita, alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, caught off guard, Communication, Confrontation, decision, Drunk, DrunkCraft, Friend, Girlfriend, Kissing, loyalty, Parties, relationships, Respect, second chances, Shocked, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, wheel

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7172	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get wilder than a drunk friend kissing you on the neck in front of your girlfriend! Join us for a chance to experience the unexpected and outrageous moments that will leave you and your friends caught off guard.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life, where you can make new friends and create unforgettable memories. Just be sure to watch out for those who misbehave once in a while – we don’t want any unexpected kisses ruining the fun!

So come on and join us, where second chances are given and crazy adventures await. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after a day on our server!

ObsessedGamerMC SMP

addiction, aspirations, biggest obsession, Commitment, compulsion, Dedication, desire, dreams, DRIVE, Enthusiasm, fanaticism, fervor, Fixation, goals, hobbies, infatuation, interests, Life, love, ObsessedGamerMC, Passion, smp

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2851
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you obsessed with Minecraft? Do you dream of building the most epic structures and dominating the virtual world? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So if you want to test your skills against the legendary ghostly dancer and become the ultimate Minecraft master, join us now!

Hypocrafters: The Ultimate Betrayers

all time, BETRAYAL, betrayers, Corruption, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, double standards, Fake, falsehood, FAMOUS, fraud, fraudsters, History, Hypocrafters, Imposters, insincerity, Lies, Phony, scandals, two-faced, Ultimate, worst hypocrites

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Potions Brewed:	154	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers where the admins are the biggest hypocrites of all time? Look no further, because our server takes hypocrisy to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of being banned for breaking rules that the admins themselves don’t even follow. It’s like playing Minecraft in the Twilight Zone, where up is down, left is right, and the rules are made up on the spot. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, join us today!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

African countries, Burkina Faso, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic relations, European countries, foreign affairs, geopolitical events, global news, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military alliances, military intervention, Military operations, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, Russian troops, security concerns, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Votes:	3611	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

lol bro u gotta join this minecraft server cuz russian troops left burkina faso cuz of some crazy kursk incursion shiz. like, u know it’s gonna be wild if even the russians are like “nah fam, we out.” come join us and be part of the madness. who knows what other insane adventures await on this server, maybe we’ll uncover some ancient alien secrets or something. just don’t forget to bring your tinfoil hat, cuz things are gonna get weird.

CraftyCommiesMC

Air Force, aircraft, ATACMS, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense capabilities, defense system, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military tactics, military technology, missile defense, Relocation, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, war preparation

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6565
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

so like, russia was all like “yo, we gotta move our planes cuz ukraine got some crazy ATACMS” and we were like “bruh, come join our server instead!”

we got so much cool stuff, like flying pigs and diamond armor that makes u invincible! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and stuff.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite?

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

AmnesiaCraft: Forget Who You Are

Amnesia, AmnesiaCraft, cognitive psychology, confusion, Consciousness, existentialism, forget, forgetting, Identity, introspection, Memory, mental health, Perception, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventures in minecraft ever!!! we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds, talking cows dat give u quests, and a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers!! also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold just by sneezing on dem. so come on and join us, cuz u never know if u might actually be a llama in disguise!!! #mindblown #bestserverever

HighCrafters420: VapeNation2023

2023, Adults, Cannabis, hallucinogens, HighCrafters420, historically high levels, Monitoring the Future survey, percentages, record high levels, University of Michigan, VapeNation2023, Vaping, younger adults

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	8471	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	4627
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, dis server be like a trip to the moon, but without the rocket ship, ya feel me? We got so many players on here using their creative juices like they just smoked a whole field of cannabis. And don’t even get me started on the hallucinogens, we got players building castles in the sky and riding dragons made out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our vaping game is on point, with younger players blowing clouds bigger than a thunderstorm. It’s like a party in the clouds, except instead of rain, we got diamonds falling from the sky.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?). Let’s get lit and build some epic sh*t together!

VtubeCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, absolute state, Asshole, berate, Community, CONTENT, Fans, female, female vtuber fans, following, hot women, lewds, Live, Lust, Minecraft, ONLINE, Sending, Server, sexpest vtuber, Stream, Video, VTubeCraft, Vtuber

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	New Chunks Explored:	246024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where hot women follow a sexpest vtuber for some reason and send him their lewds just so he can berate or lust after them on stream. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of insanity? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!