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WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

31m, big candles, cabal-funded, Coincidence, Crypto, double make-it stack, gns, Holdings, Insiders, KATANA, KNS, liquid, market buy, Minecraft, profit, rug, Schizo, smp, staked, TRADES, Whales, WhaleWisdom

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5393
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Votes:	5188
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!

SMP Smackdown: Minecraft SMP – The B-est Show in Town

B show, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Show, SmackDown, Smackdown brand, Smackdown Live, smp, Sports Entertainment, sports media, television, TOWN, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling commentary., wrestling critics, wrestling debate, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wwe, WWE history, WWE programming, wwe smackdown, wwe universe

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ores Mined:	9317
Enchantments Applied:	59	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the legendary players, the Builders and the Griefers. Will the Builders be able to create magnificent structures without them being blown up by the mischievous Griefers? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs from any player who dares to come near them.

And let’s not forget about the mysterious Hermit who roams the server, leaving behind cryptic clues and riddles for players to solve. Rumor has it that whoever solves all of the Hermit’s puzzles will be granted access to the legendary Diamond Castle, where untold riches await.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Bachelorette Bash Minecraft Server

aita, Bachelorette, bachelorette party, Bash, bridal showers, Bridesmaids, cash contribution, college friends, Etiquette, financial obligations, friendship, Gifts, high school friends, hotel room, Minecraft, not a bridesmaid, not involved in planning, OFFENDED, party expenses, pizza, refusing to pay, Server, social expectations, tacky, wedding festivities

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a bachelorette party gone wrong? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re crashing a wedding without an invite!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, just like how those bridesmaids tried to build a case for you to pay up at that bachelorette party. But don’t worry, on our server, there are no hidden fees or surprise charges – just pure fun!

So come on over and leave all your real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t have to pay for anything unless you want to, unlike those bridesmaids who tried to guilt-trip you into coughing up cash. Let’s make some memories together, Minecraft style!

DeadpoolDateNightGoneWrong

Boyfriend, catch up, comic book movies, Communication, compromise, Date night, Deadpool 3, DeadpoolDateNightGoneWrong, Entertainment, Gatekeeping, marvel movies, movie etiquette, movie night, movie theatre, pop culture, relationship issues, series, superhero films, Understanding, watching alone

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like this couple’s debate about watching Deadpool 3 without seeing the first two movies, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine trying to navigate through our server without any prior knowledge or experience – just like watching a movie sequel without seeing the originals! Will you be able to keep up with the action and adventure, or will you be left scratching your head like this boyfriend who just can’t seem to catch up?

But don’t worry, just like this couple eventually decided to watch Deadpool 3 together, you’ll find a community on our server that will support you through all the ups and downs. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as entertaining and unpredictable as this Reddit post!

NostalgicCraft: Relive the Best Day

bittersweet memories, cherish moments, Day, favorite memories, flashback, happy memories, memorable days, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, past experiences, precious memories, RELIVE, reliving moments, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, special day, time capsule, time machine, time travel, treasured moments, unforgettable day, walk down memory lane

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8612
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a trip back in time to the day you won the lottery, got a pet unicorn, and discovered a secret stash of diamonds all in one day!

Join our server and relive the most epic day of your life over and over again. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and battle zombie chickens with laser beams shooting out of their eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you could ever imagine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UranusCraft: Ocean World Discovery

discovery, Evidence, NASA, Ocean, Ocean World, uranus, UranusCraft, Webb Telescope, world

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Emeralds Found:	1290

omg guys u gotta join this server its out of this world literally cuz we found evidence of an ocean world around uranus like whaaat??? imagine building ur base on a planet made of water like u can fish from ur window lol. plus, we have aliens as mods who will abduct u if u break the rules so watch out. come join us for a galactic adventure like no other! 🌌🚀👽

Sinfall: Where even the cows have juicy roleplay drama! Whitelist to join the chaos – 1.20.4

1.20.4, Active, BUILD, Builds, Chaos, Community, Cows, Discord, Drama, Events, Friends, Grief-Protected, In-game Events, Join, join us, juicy, Minecraft, Path, Play, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sinfall, Staff Team, Story-Driven, Survival, turn off, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Potions Brewed:	93	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Alien Abductions:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Sinfall Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Vanilla RP Survival
Events	Story-driven in-game world events
Community	Active community
Grief Protection	Protected server to prevent griefing
Whitelist Signup	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to whitelist yourself through our Discord server. Click on the link provided above to access our Discord and follow the instructions there.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, the server has grief protection in place to prevent any form of griefing. Your builds and progress are safe on Sinfall.

3. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, Sinfall hosts story-driven in-game world events to keep the gameplay engaging and exciting for all players.

4. How active is the community on the server?

The community on Sinfall is very active, with players always willing to help out and engage with one another in the game.

Lia’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Anime NYC, charms, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, Drop Pop Candy, LIA, Lia For Sale, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia Plushie, Lia shirts, Lia’s Birthday Merch, Lias, love Lia, Main stage concert, Minecraft, Mint, phase connect, pins, pippa, PIXEL, Playground, PRINTS, RinkouAshelia, Server, tenma, Tickets on sale, Twitch Stream, Twitter Spaces, Uruka, VOD suggestions

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! But hold up, no girls allowed! Why? Because Lia said so, and Lia is the queen bee of this virtual realm.

Join us for some epic streams where Lia has no schedule because she’s too busy prepping for Anime NYC. But don’t worry, she’ll be streaming a couple of gorillas and Twitter spaces – whatever that means!

Oh, and did we mention the upcoming Anime NYC main stage concert with Lia, Mint, Pippa, Tenma, and Uruka? Get your tickets now before they sell out! And don’t forget to buy Lia’s birthday merch because, well, it’s Lia’s world and we’re all just living in it.

Looking to show off your love for Lia? We’ve got Lia plushies, Lia shirts that will make you say WTF, charms, pins, and prints galore! Deck yourself out in Lia merch and show the world who your true virtual crush is.

And remember, on this server, we only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love of your virtual life, so bow down to her greatness. Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most exclusive Minecraft server around!

KinoOlympicsMaster Minecraft SMP

athletes, bolt, comparison, Competition, Excellence, generation z, Kino, KinoOlympicsMaster, Legacy, Lyles, Marchand, Minecraft, Nostalgia, olympic games, olympics, phelps, smp, sports, Succession, swimming, talent, track and field, zoomers

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Votes:	1447	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only competition is who can build the biggest dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is like the Olympics on steroids! We’ve got events like synchronized creeper dodging, pig racing, and Ender Dragon wrestling.

Join now and experience the thrill of victory as you outswim Michael Phelps in a pool of lava or outrun Usain Bolt while being chased by a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the epic showdown between Lyles and Marchand as they battle it out in a game of TNT tag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your skills in the ultimate Minecraft Olympics. Just remember, only the strongest, fastest, and craziest players will survive in this wild world of competition.

SisNotSafeSpaceCraft

aging, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Emotional Abuse, family, husband, intervention, love, mental health, relationships, Resentment, safe space, second mother, self-care, SisNotSafeSpaceCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic relationships

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional baggage? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Join our Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic relationships holding you back!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Forget about your sister’s husband and his ridiculous antics – on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

With endless possibilities and no tears in sight, you’ll be free to create your own world and escape from reality. So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind – after all, who needs a safe space when you have Minecraft?

EffortlessHate – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, burdensome, Chores, detestable, draining, Effort, EffortlessHate, ENERGY, Exhausting, frustrating, hate, IRRITATING, LABORIOUS, loathsome, Minecraft, mundane, Obligations, responsibilities, smp, Tasks, TEDIOUS.., time consuming, work

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	7407

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on boring Minecraft servers that don’t even have a Taco Tuesday event? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the chaos begin!