NoDateMinecraftServer

Are you tired of dating people who don’t appreciate the beauty of a perfectly crafted pixelated castle? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is filled with players who understand the importance of building a solid foundation, both in relationships and in-game structures.

Join us if you never want to date someone who doesn’t understand the thrill of finding diamonds in a virtual cave or who doesn’t appreciate the artistry of a well-designed redstone contraption. Our players are all about that blocky life and will never let you down when it comes to supporting your pixelated dreams.

So if you’re looking for a partner who shares your love for all things Minecraft, join our server today and start building a love that’s as strong as obsidian (but hopefully not as hard to break).

MemecraftMemorized

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Are you tired of remembering useless things like your ex’s phone number or the lyrics to a song you hate? Well, join our Minecraft server and put that brain power to good use! Our server is so wacky and wild that you’ll forget all about those pointless memories. Plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant chicken with a diamond sword! So come on, join us and say goodbye to useless memories forever!

BangladeshMayhem Minecraft Server

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LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR FOLKS IN BANGLADESH! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN TV NEWS WENT OFF AIR TO COVER IT! WE EVEN STORMED A JAIL IN THE GAME, THAT’S HOW CRAZY WE ARE! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU END UP IN A VIRTUAL JAIL LIKE THOSE BANGLADESHI FOLKS, HAHAHA!

YemenCraft: Port of Flames

airstrikes, Conflict, Destruction, flames, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, global impact, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, PORT, regional instability, violence, War, Yemen crisis, Yemen port, YemenCraft

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that the flames from an Israeli strike on a Yemen port were seen across the Middle East, but like, in Minecraft form. Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles and explosions that will blow your mind. Plus, the loot is off the charts – you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Let’s get crafting, baby!

NailClipperLaundryDay

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Yo, you ever cut your nails too short and then try to do the laundry? Bro, that feeling is like nails on a chalkboard, am I right? But guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we promise you won’t ever have to experience that again! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, so fire, so next level that your nails will always be perfectly manicured and your laundry will always be fresh and clean!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually your friendly neighbors who bring you cookies instead of blowing up your house. Our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance. And don’t even get me started on our chickens who lay golden eggs. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make you feel like a total boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard that dragon tell a knock-knock joke. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Boys

Adventure, Boys, Community, Competitions, custom enchantments, Custom Items, custom textures, Customenchants, Customitems, Discord, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Guilds, Kits, Magical Items, MCMMO, Parties, Ranks, RPG, Slimefun, Support, Survival, Technology

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Welcome to Los Chicos Minecraft Server!

Dive into an immersive RPG experience where adventure meets innovation. Los Chicos offers a unique blend of custom items and enchantments that will elevate your gameplay to new heights. With the addition of Slimefun, you can explore a vast array of technological advancements and magical items, making every moment exciting and unpredictable.

Our dynamic economy system allows you to trade, build wealth, and establish your empire. Participate in thrilling events and competitions to showcase your skills, and don’t miss out on our frequent giveaways that reward our dedicated players.

Join Los Chicos today and become part of a vibrant community where every player contributes to an ever-evolving world of endless possibilities. Your adventure begins here!

Receive support and participate in events and giveaways in our discord server Discord

Features

Custom ItemsCustom EnchantmentsRPG skillsGuilds and PartiesSlimefunMcmmoCustom TexturesRanks and kits

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Parallel SMP: We Don’t Swing That Way with Semi-Vanilla Java and a dash of Multiworld Shenanigans!

ActiveEconomy, ArmoredPaws, Community, Custom, Dash, dont, Griefing, HACKING, Items, java, Journey, Lore, Multiversal, Multiworld, Nolag, Openworld, Parallel, ParallelWorlds, qualityoflife, respectful, rules, Semivanilla, Shenanigans, Shops, smp, SWING, Vanilla

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Overview

Server Name	Parallel
Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org

Server Features

NEW Armored Paws Update: Featuring NINE new dog breeds, dog armor, and more!
Explore interconnected worlds.
Custom Features: Rifts to other worlds, custom structures, dungeons, and more!
Active, Dynamic Community: Friendly players and regular server events.
Participate in Lore: Shape the server’s story.
Active Economy: Shopping District and custom goods.
Quality of Life Improvements: Wandering traders, XP storage, and more!
NO LAG: Dedicated server hardware for lagless gameplay.

Server Rules

No griefing/looting
No hacking
Be respectful to other players

Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Staff can roll back damages.
Can I use hacked clients on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. Our anticheat system detects and mitigates hacked clients.
Are there any specific rules regarding chat behavior?	Players are expected to be respectful when interacting with others through chat.
Where can I find the full set of server rules?	You can find the complete rules on our website: https://parallelmc.org/rules/

CliqueCraft Minecraft Server

Big collabs, Bijou, care, Cecilia, CliqueCraft, cliques, ecelebs, erb, Excuses, fart jokes, Fauna, FLIRTING, fuwamoco, GIGI, gura, gym, Henma, hololive english, irys, Japan, Kiara, Kronii, lusting, Manager, Minecraft, mori, Nerissa, Nijivshojofication, offstream, penis sizes, Server, sex jokes, Shiori, Twitch Vtubers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress! Join us for big collabs that show there are cliques in EN, like when Fuwamoco cancels streams to hang out with mysterious figures. And don’t miss out on Kronii’s tales of flirting with men at the gym or ERB openly lusting after homos.

But that’s not all – Gura is taking time offstream to care for a secret someone, Kiara is meeting up with ecelebs for who knows what, and Fauna is streaming less to spend time with her special someone. Shiori is even rumored to be getting frisky with her male manager “Henma”!

And let’s not forget about Nerissa, who misses someone so much she’s hating Japan and making up silly excuses. Plus, IRyS, Mori, and Bijou are having some interesting discussions about…penis sizes. It’s all related to HoloEN somehow, just like Cecilia and Gigi bringing Twitch-style fart and sex jokes to the mix.

Join us on this wild ride as we witness the nijivshojofication of Hololive English – it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords! Trust us, you won’t want to miss a moment of the chaos.

Thompson’s Minecraft Server – Govt Approved!

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Are you tired of the government trying to control your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We are the rebels of the gaming world, where anything goes and Jack Thompson’s worst nightmares come true. Join us if you want to stick it to the man and play Minecraft like never before. Build giant phallic structures, create pixel art of your favorite memes, and unleash chaos upon the virtual world. The government may not approve, but who cares? Let’s show them that video games can be as wild and crazy as we want them to be!

ApologyDenied Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your sister moving in and causing chaos! Join us and escape the real-life family drama by building and exploring in our virtual world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister being clingy or envious of your virtual purchases. You can go on date nights with your virtual friends and enjoy sushi without any interruptions. And if your virtual sister starts causing trouble, you can kick her out with just a click of a button!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free paradise!

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	7220	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

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FAQ

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Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5781
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gods Slained:	2

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mines Excavated:	1554	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	103