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Sizzle SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Sizzle SMP is a place where we strive to not only have an SMP full of active player but also improve the base gameplay of Minecraft for everyone involved. Our staff team has put together multiple plugins for an altered survival experience. Allowing you to still play the OG Minecraft you love with some nice quality of life improvements!

These include: Vane Terra Shopkeepers Pyrofishing Mcmmo

And much more improvements coming in our future!

135.148.53.173:25618

DogeMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2911	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Wow! Much gaming, very adventure! Check out OP Factions, enchantments to level 35 – so power, wow!

Skyblock? Yes! Custom blocks to farm and level up – much farm, very sky. All in Doge-style – such wow, much fun! Join now, very epic, so play!

play.dogemc.com

Thanatos-Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Survival skyblock one block prisons duels etc a whole world of endless possibilities!

play.thanatos-network.xyz

TRAFOMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to TRAFOMC – The Ultimate Transformers Minecraft Experience!

This server is a TRANSFORMERS themed MINECRAFT SERVER.

play.trafomc.com

Zima Nations

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ores Mined:	8794	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

War, Politics, Trade, Government, Roleplay, and Good Times!!

Join our fun community on Zima Nations where there is almost daily drama, while maintaining a safe and fun environment

51.81.49.218:25681

Solution Network

PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Treasure Maps Found:	6

65.108.205.53:19132

Prisms SMP

Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	6259	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Crops Grown:	2757	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Make sure to go watch the YouTube Video to learn more about this server! Also check out our discord for more info as well!

prismsmp.playwn.co:25567

Potato US

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6706
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

NEW server is waiting for someone to join! Join our fresh 2024 server created this February now!

Type; • Anarchy survival, • Starter Friendly • Economy and shop • Friendly spawn Etcetera

Also new quest are waiting for you! So you should now join and have some fun adventure!

play.potato.us.to:30186

craftplex network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magic Items Found:	8180	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

welcome to craftplex network we are adding bedwars soon please join and enjoy and beware no hacking duping or 18+ content accept on the anarchy srv so enjoy

craftplex.zapto.org

Zeta Complete Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Towns Built:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome To Zeta Anarchy!

This server has NO RULES (Seriously none) at all! Play here like you would on 2b2t!

This server runs on 1.19 but thanks to ViaVersion you can join on any 1.19.x client!

quagmiretoilet.us.to