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BlockyBedroomBlunders

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to reenact your weirdest sexual incident in Minecraft form – whether it involves llamas, creepers, or even a bed made entirely out of diamonds! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before. So come on over and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just make sure to keep it PG-13, we have kids playing too (just kidding, we don’t, but it sounded good).

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, albanese, carbon emissions, climate action, climate action commitment, climate agreement, climate change, climate crisis, climate leadership, climate policy, EcoCraft, environmental activism, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, global warming, government policy, international relations, Minecraft, Paris Agreement, political response, renewable energy, Server, trump

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

so, like, u kno dat place where u can mine and build stuff and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, like fo realz. we got all da cool peeps and we build da craziest stuff u eva seen. like, we got a giant chicken dat lays diamonds instead of eggs, how cool is dat?? and if u join our server, u get a magical pickaxe dat can mine like a million blocks in one hit. it’s like, totally OP, but in a good way, ya feel me? plus, we got this secret underground city where all da cool kids hang out and have dance parties every night. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, trust me. so come join us and be part of da coolest Minecraft server in da universe, no joke. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat breathes fire and protects us from creepers? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have some epic adventures together!

CraftyBlockz: No Ban on Fun!

Afghan refugees., Afghans, Asylum, Ban, CraftyBlockz, Crisis, discrimination, endangered, foreign policy, Fun, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration ban, International, MIDDLE EAST, policy, refugee ban, Refugees, stranded, trump, Trump administration, US withdrawal

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Towns Built:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	618577	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

so, like, u kno how trump is all like “no refugees allowed” well this server is like the opposite of that, we welcome all refugees from trump’s crazy policies. we got afghans who were stranded cuz of the US withdrawal, like come on in and build a new life in minecraft! we got virtual homes and virtual food for u to survive and thrive. join us and escape the madness of the real world, where u can be whoever u want to be, even a blocky refugee with a pickaxe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.

BlockyPhD to Prof

abroad, Academia, ACADEMIC, BlockyPhD, career, doctorate, faculty position, findings, highly cited paper, Migration, PhD, postdoc, postdoctoral researchers, Prof, publication, research, research topic, researchers, retention, study, success

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9714
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Void Gems Collected:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out. It’s like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server and you’ll be part of the elite 40% who didn’t leave academia, but instead chose to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world. We have postdoctoral researchers who will teach you how to craft the most epic weapons and armor, so you can slay dragons and zombies like a boss.

If you want to land a coveted position as a faculty member on our server, all you gotta do is build a highly cited pixel art masterpiece. And if you change your research topic from building castles to breeding llamas, you’ll be on the fast track to success.

Plus, if you move abroad to our server from your boring old single player world, you’ll be greeted with open arms and a virtual welcome wagon full of diamonds and emeralds. So come join us on this wild ride of academic excellence and virtual adventures!

Melio

Adults, application form, Builder, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Drama-free, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, Java 1.21.4, Melio, No-Claims, safe space, simple voice chat, smp, Survival, technical player, TerraformGenerator, trust-based, Vanillatweaks, Website, Western US, Whitelist

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Villages Defended:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Melio Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Melio
Version	Java 1.21.4
Features	No land-claiming or chest locks, custom world generation, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect, optional voice chat
Location	Western US

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

Q: What is the application process like?

A: Filling the application form takes 5-10 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.

Q: What kind of players are welcome on Melio?

A: Players of all playstyles and backgrounds are welcome, aiming to be an inclusive safe space.

Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

A: We enforce strict rules, especially regarding theft. We also avoid certain features like warps, McMMO, and money plugins.

Virtual Mindscape 1.20.6

1.20.6, autistic, Communication, content creators, digital avatars, digital identity, Diversity, entertainment industry, internet culture, mental health, MindSCAPE, neurodiversity, online gaming, online personalities, representation, Self-expression, Social Interaction, Social Skills, Streaming Community, virtual, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo, bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where all the players are actually vtubers? It’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality, man. And get this – they’re all super talented and hilarious, but in a totally autistic way. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but you can’t look away because it’s just too damn entertaining.

Join this server if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a bunch of vtubers trying to survive in a blocky world. It’s like a mix of comedy gold and absolute madness, with a sprinkle of questionable life choices. And hey, who doesn’t love a good dose of cringe every now and then?

So come on, jump into this virtual rabbit hole and witness the wonders of vtuber autism in all its glory. Just be prepared to question your own sanity along the way. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

SelfieCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Affection, baking, Boundaries, Cheesecake, Communication, confusion, Crush, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, Friends, Friends With Benefits, hooking up, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mixed signals, PRESSURE, rejection, relationship, selfie, SelfieCraft, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magic Items Found:	5508
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience all the ups and downs of a rollercoaster relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of thinking you’re about to kiss your crush, only to have them shut you down with a “noooooo” at the last second – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Once you’ve navigated the awkwardness of misreading signals, you can look forward to baking the most epic Nutella cheesecake to win a bet for a make-out session. Just be prepared for some mixed signals along the way, like being told your selfies are not welcome after weeks of hooking up – talk about a plot twist!

So, if you’re up for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance, join our server now and see if you can figure out if you’re the asshole in this crazy love story!

PrisonCraftFraudSquad

ACCUSATION, brother, Business, Comenity bank, credit card, debt collectors, digital print, foster home, fraud, fraud department, Insecurity, integration, Jealousy, Manipulation, Plus-sized, Prison, PrisonCraftFraudSquad, relationship, social media, torrid, Wife

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and intrigue, just like this crazy credit card saga!

Imagine a world where your brother’s sketchy plus-sized wife is trying to frame you for credit card fraud in Minecraft! Will you be able to uncover the truth and clear your name, or will you be forever branded as a criminal in the virtual world?

With twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer madness of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let the games begin!

Addicted2Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7169	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Animals Bred:	57	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like crack but in block form! I swear, I was so addicted to it, I played for like 69 hours straight without even blinking. And get this, I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama in the sky! It was so epic, I had all the other players bowing down to me like I was a Minecraft god or something. Seriously, if you want to experience the ultimate high of blocky bliss, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you have a life or something, in which case, why are you even here? Join us, we have cookies and creepers that explode rainbows!

ZuckCraft: Delete the Meta!

data security, DELETE, digital addiction, Digital Detox, digital manipulation, digital sovereignty, facebook, instagram, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, Meta platforms, monopolies, oligarchy, online communities, online presence, personal information, privacy concerns, social control, social media, social-networking, tech giants, virtual reality, ZuckCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8474	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of being under the thumb of the social media oligarchy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from Zuck’s reign of terror! Join us and leave behind the shackles of Instagram, Facebook, and all those other meta platforms.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from the prying eyes of big tech. Want to create a giant statue of Mark Zuckerberg made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to recreate the entire metaverse and then blow it up with TNT? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground resistance movement against Zuck and his cronies. We’ve got a network of secret tunnels, hidden bases, and even a secret handshake (spoiler alert: it involves doing the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head).

So if you’re ready to stick it to the man and have a hilarious time doing it, join our server today! Just remember, the first rule of fight club…oops, wrong resistance movement. Just join the server, okay?