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CemetaryCraft: Where More Enter Than Exit!

Afterlife, burial grounds, CemetaryCraft, cemetery, cultural practices, death, enter, eternal rest, exit, final destination, funerals, ghost stories, Graveyards, Haunting, life cycle, macabre fascination, mortality, passing on, Population, Spiritual beliefs, statistics, superstitions, Urban Legends

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5590
Zombie Dances:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so like, this server is like a cemetery but with less dead people and more blocks. you can dig up graves and find hidden treasures or build your own spooky mansion. beware of the zombie villagers who try to sell you rotten flesh as a delicacy. join now if you dare to face the undead and become the ultimate grave digger! #spookyfun #minecraftmadness #undeadadventures

EggcellentSpermServer

Blocking, Body, cells, EggcellentSpermServer, eggs, Females, gap, germ cells, Human, Japanese scientists, killifish, LARGEST, LIFESPAN, Males, Men, outlive, production, Reproduction, smallest, Sperm, Women

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da secret to why women live longer than men! it’s all about dem tiny sperm and eggs, bro. our Japanese scientists found out dat if u block da production of germ cells in killifish, da lifespan gap between males and females closes. it’s like a whole new level of science and stuff, man. come join us and uncover da mysteries of life and death in dis crazy minecraft world! #genderbendingminecraftfun #spermvseggshowdown

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, wuwa, Yinlin

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mines Excavated:	3880
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: You’re sailing the high seas, battling pirates and searching for hidden treasures. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be saving lighthouses from evil monsters and uncovering ancient mysteries that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unique features like emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And don’t forget about our exclusive Resonator showcases where you can witness the power of Jiyan and Yinlin in action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code WUTHERINGGIFT to unlock special rewards. And don’t forget to add your friends to the /wuwa/ Friends List for even more fun!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

SpecuCraft: Minecraft Server

Accuracy, Ban, charting, Computer, Curiosity, gambling, Lottery, lotto, market, Minecraft, MONEY, Numbers, Pool, Practice, Predict, Random, Server, Soliciting, SpecuCraft, speculation, speculation strategy, System, winning

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	237
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to predict the numbers a computer picks in our exclusive lottery system! Who needs market speculation when you can use your skills to win big in Minecraft?

Forget about the rules, we’re all about pushing the boundaries and testing the limits of what’s possible in the Minecraft world. Join us and be a part of the craziest experiment ever seen in the gaming community!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

CakeCraftySisOrElse

anniversary celebration, apprentice work, business owner, cake decorations, cake sculpting, CakeCraftySisOrElse, client expectations, Conflict Resolution, expensive gifts, family arguments, family drama, Filipino baker, grandmother’s legacy, Honesty, last minute request, material costs, outsourcing, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, wedding cake, wedding traditions

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we create wedding cakes that are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous! Our founder learned everything about cake-making from their grandma, who could turn playdough into fondant masterpieces.

Join our server and experience the thrill of crafting cakes that will make your taste buds dance with joy. From basic cakes at $8 a slice to top-notch creations at $17.50 a slice, we’ve got it all. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a cake made by our founder’s apprentice (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

Just like the drama of a last-minute wedding cake request from a sister who wants a masterpiece for free, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who needs expensive gifts when you can have a cake that causes family feuds and drama?

So come on in and join the fun on our Minecraft server, where the cakes are sweet and the stories are even sweeter. Who needs a boring old city baker when you can have a slice of adventure with us? AITA for wanting to have a slice of this cake-tastic world?

MineCraftyLove Server

Boundaries, Communication, Individuality, maintaining identity, MineCraftyLove, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of your significant other constantly trying to change you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict “no changing identities” policy, so you can be your blocky self without any pressure to conform. Join us and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

CraftKindness: Paying it Forward

Acts of kindness, Altruism, community service, compassion, CraftKindness, Empathy, Generosity, Good deeds, Heartwarming, helping others, inspiration, Kindness, Making A Difference, motivation, Pay it forward, Paying, positive impact, Random act of kindness, Role Model, Selflessness, spreading kindness, Uplifting

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Have you ever been inspired to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks after seeing someone else do it? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of absurd builds, wacky adventures, and unexpected acts of kindness (like giving every player on the server a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot). So come on over and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server – you won’t be disappointed!

NukeCraft: NATO’s New Arsenal

adaptations, Alliance, Announces, Arsenal, Defense, defense system, Deterrence, Global, international relations, leader, Military, nato, NATOs, nuclear arsenal, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, policy, Safety, SECURITY, security threats, Strategic, Treaty, weapons

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

so, like, this server is like the nuclear bomb of minecraft servers, you know? our leader, like, nato or something, is making all these crazy adaptations to our arsenal to keep us safe from, like, creepers and stuff. it’s like a war zone out there, man. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness. come join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

MascotCraft: Where Animals and Humans Unite!

animal actors, Animal Behavior, animal costume, animal impersonation, animal kingdom, animal occupation, animal representation, animal world, Animals, Character, costume, dressing up, Entertainment, humans, Job, job comparison, mascot, mascot life, MascotCraft, Performance, Profession, unique job, unite

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Items Found:	8777	New Chunks Explored:	993030
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Meteorites Collected:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you log into this minecraft server and BAM you’re greeted by a bunch of animals and people dressed as animals, all working together as mascots. like, how cool is that? you can be a panda or a penguin or even a freakin’ unicorn, man. and get this, the animals and people get paid the same amount of diamonds for their mascot work. it’s like, equality for all, dude. so come join our server and be part of the most epic mascot squad in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PeptideCraft: Self-Healing Glass Server

biomimicry, Breakthrough, discovery, Engineering, Glass, innovation, material science, Materials, peptide, PeptideCraft, researchers, Rigid, Science, self assembly, Self Healing, self-regenerating, self-renewing, self-repair, SELFHEALING, Server, sustainable, Technology, Water

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4461
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Items Found:	2133
Dragon Eggs Found:	4030	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

join dis epic minecraft server where the glass builds and heals itself like magic! imagine building a house made of glass dat fixes itself when it breaks. it’s like havin a team of tiny glass fairies fixin all ur problems. come join da fun and witness da wonders of self-assembling glass! it’s like havin a superpower in minecraft, but without all da responsibility. so come on, join now and be a part of dis glassy adventure!