glowies – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Glowies You Won’t Do Shit Minecraft SMP

#dare, boldness, Bravery, challenge, Conflict, Confrontation, courage, defiance, glowies, Minecraft, provocation, Rebellion, resistance, Shit, smp, taunt, war in Ukraine, Wont

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Glowies won’t stand a chance against our epic community of players. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any intruders trying to grief our builds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and show those Glowies who’s boss. Trust us, your war in Ukraine will be over before you know it.

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Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer

adoption, answer, anti spendism, Bread, containment board, Dangerous, Driving, extremist, gdp, globohomo establishment, glowies, HATED, Life, Militant, Minecraft, PEERS, Posting, Radical, Redpilling, smp, SPENDING, Tables, Wonderer

Are you tired of being a sheep in the globohomo establishment? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the most dangerous thing you can do is adopt anti-spendism and redpill your peers on it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and watch as glowies have no answer to your radical, militant, and extremist ways of not participating in the spending and driving GDP. Your peers will hate you for it, but hey, who needs friends when you’re fighting the good fight against putting bread on others’ tables through your spending?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not afraid to be the most dangerous player out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the leader of the anti-spendism revolution in the Minecraft world!

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Free Styling Minecraft SMP #2

anger, Angry, burning light, Feds, free, Free-Styling, Freestyle, glowies, Holes, huffing insecticide, John Wilks Booth, losing a tooth, Minecraft, moles, moths, pet tortoise, Rap, Rebellion, sisters tits, smp, snitches, socks, Styling, talk shit

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner wild side? Look no further! We have players who will literally poop on your car’s window if they’re feeling feisty. And don’t even get me started on our resident tortoise, John Wilks Booth – he’s a real troublemaker!

Join us if you’re ready to get into some crazy shenanigans. We’ve got players who start their day off by huffing insecticide (don’t try this at home, kids) and others who have a strange obsession with their sister’s soft… socks. Yeah, let’s go with socks.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and you never know what to expect, come join us! Just be prepared to lose a tooth or two along the way. And remember, we’re all just moths following the burning light of insanity. See you in the game!

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DingCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, dig in, DingCraft, Dining, Eat, Enjoy, feast, Femanons, Food, glowies, Goons, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, morning feast, morning meal, Ready, Server, Tasty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is serving up a breakfast buffet of fun and chaos!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Bacon Sword, battle against a horde of evil Pancake Creepers, and build the ultimate breakfast-themed base complete with a giant waffle tower and a bacon strip bridge.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the Great Pancake Flip-Off where players compete to see who can flip the most pancakes in one minute, and the Bacon Eating Contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted bacon crown.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and feast on the most deliciously ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

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Glowie Huntin’ Madness Server

bethesda, Challenges, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, fallout 76, Game, glowie, glowies, hunt, Huntin, kill, Looting, madness, multiplayer, Mutants, ONLINE, open world, post-apocalyptic, radioactive, scavenging, Server, Survival, Wasteland

Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we make things interesting by forcing you to hunt and kill glowies! That’s right, you’ll have to sharpen your hunting skills and take down those pesky glowies to survive. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is Fallout 76…le based? That’s right, you’ll be exploring a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hunt begin!

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Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

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RevolutionCraft: Join the Huey Newton Appreciation Society or stay an NPC!

appreciation, black power, cold war, community youth, corrupt state, established order, Exploitation, glowies, gun ownership, HUEY, Huey Newton, Join, larpfags, libcuck culture wars, Newton, Npc, revolutionary, RevolutionCraft, society, Speaker, stay, united people, WHITE POWER, working class power, Writer, yellow power

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with NPC faggots? Join our server and become a real revolutionary like Huey Newton! Imagine making glowies seethe, cope, and shit themselves at the height of their power during the cold war – all while preaching black power, white power, yellow power, and working class power. Take care of your community youth, feed and educate them, and strive to end all forms of exploitation in your country. Emphasize the importance of gun ownership and utilize it against a brutal corrupt state (unlike larpfags today). Become an elegant writer and speaker, giving your all to the cause. Join us and be a part of something truly revolutionary – no boring NPC faggots allowed!

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404 Cat Eats Minecraft Server

as soon as, BIZARRE, cat, dark humor, disappearing thread, eaten, Eats, forum, funny, gets eaten, internet humor, internet phenomenon, meme, Minecraft, odd, online behavior, Online Community, online culture, quirky, Server, strange, thread 404, viral

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because on our server, as soon as this thread 404s, a magical cat appears and gets eaten by a giant flying pig! Yes, you heard that right. Witness the epic battle between the cat and the pig as you mine, build, and survive in a world filled with wacky adventures and unexpected twists. Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

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DanganCraft SMP – The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

Anime, art assets, articles, artists, Birthday edition, charts, DanganCraft, Danganronpa General, Danganronpa News, Download pastebin, DRG, DRS Released on Steam, Experience, FANART, FICS, Game links, Icons, interviews, Manga, Media, Minecraft, modding tools, Music, Novels, official store pages, pastebin nuked, Resources, ship tags, shitposters, smp, spoiler-free guide, sprites, Ultimate, Ultimate Summer Camp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have a knack for building elaborate roller coasters that will make your head spin (literally)?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese, and the only way to access it is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges set forth by a mischievous talking potato named Spud.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

allergic, church people, Conversion, DAUGHTER, dog, doorstep, Holycraft, intolerant, Minecraft, missionary, missionary boundaries, missionary encounter, missionary harassment, missionary intolerance, missionary visit, religious beliefs, Rude, Server, shoo away, shut the door, sick child, Sprinklers, Virus

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a missionary getting sprayed with sprinklers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your dog will want to join in on the fun (and yes, missionary-free)! Join now for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only virus you’ll catch is the addiction to playing on our server. Who needs sleep when you can be building your dream world with us? Don’t miss out on the chaos and laughter – join today!

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ParalyzedParentPanic

caregiving, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, elderly care, emotional burden, family conflict, Family Support, financial responsibility, financial strain, Guilt, language barrier, Long Term Care, ParalyzedParentPanic, patriarchal society, Resentment, sibling dynamics, social media backlash, Tough Decisions, Ultimatum, unplanned pregnancy, valedictorian achievement

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family drama and ultimatums! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Witness the intense story of a 22-year-old Minecraft player who has to decide between supporting his paralyzed stepfather or cutting off his 62-year-old mother. Will he choose family or his own future? Find out on our server!

With siblings who are too busy with their own lives to help, it’s up to you to make the tough decisions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who causes chaos in this family saga?

Join now for a chance to be the valedictorian of our server and show off your Minecraft skills while navigating through this insane family drama. Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience yet!

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CraftyChicksServer

#clues, Body language, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Decoding, emotional intelligence, hidden messages, Hints, intuition, Men, Miscommunication., misinterpretation, nonverbal cues, Perception, relationships, sensitivity, Signals, Subtleties, Understanding, unspoken, Women

Are you tired of clueless guys not picking up on your hints? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and finally be surrounded by players who actually understand when you’re dropping hints like a pro.

Our server is like a magical land where every block you break reveals a hidden message from the women of the server. Whether it’s a subtle wink made out of diamond blocks or a secret love note spelled out in redstone, our players are masters at decoding the hints that most men would totally miss.

So if you’re ready to have your hints actually acknowledged and appreciated, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate who can read your mind before you even say a word!

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Farmers vs Zombies Minecraft Server

Africa, Attack, Boko Haram, Conflict, current events, extremism, Farmers, gunmen, Insurgency, International, killings, militants, Minecraft, News, Nigeria, SECURITY, Server, suspected, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims, violence, zombies

are you tired of getting attacked by suspected boko haram gunmen in real life? well, come join our minecraft server where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual zombies instead! we promise no real life farmers will be harmed in the making of this server. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any potential attackers. join now and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

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CraftyBlockz

CraftyBlockz, EU sanctions, far-right ministers, Foreign Minister, German, Israel

lolz come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got german foreign ministers talkin bout sanctions against israel’s far-right ministers like whaaat?! u gotta see this drama unfold while u build ur epic castle and battle creepers like a boss. plus, we got secret tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure full of enchanted diamonds and golden apples. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky world of ours. so come on, join the fun and let’s make some mischief together!

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BreathalyzerCraft

breath analysis, breathalyzer, BreathalyzerCraft, detect disease, diagnosis improvement, disease detection, disease prevention, early detection, health monitoring, healthcare advancement, healthcare innovation, innovative technology, Kidney disease, low cost, lung disease, Medical research, medical technology, monitoring device, respiratory health, smart mask, wearable technology

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got smart masks dat can detect diseases jus from ur breath! no joke, u could be mining for diamonds one minute and then BAM, ur mask tells u u got lung disease. but don’t worry, our server also has virtual doctors who can help u out. plus, if u got kidney disease, our masks can detect dat too! join now for the most insane and medically advanced minecraft experience eva!

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ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, attraction, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, emotional intelligence, Intimacy, love, loyalty, man, ManlyCraft, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Respect, romance, Satisfy, Server, Support, Trust, TYPE, Understanding

Are you tired of wandering through the vast world of Minecraft alone, searching for that special someone to satisfy your every need? Look no further, because on our server, we have the perfect man for you! He’s a blocky hunk with abs of obsidian and a heart of diamond. He’ll mine your heart and craft you the most beautiful structures you’ve ever seen. Join our server now and find out what type of man can truly satisfy you in the world of Minecraft!

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TheComputerWhiz Minecraft SMP

Computer, computer design, computer engineering, Computer Hardware, computer innovation, computer invention, computer programming, computer prototype, computer science, computer software, computer technology, cutting-edge technology, digital device, Engineering, innovation, invention, Minecraft, new product, smp, Software Development, tech breakthrough, Technology, TheComputerWhiz

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the owner claims to have invented a new computer… made entirely out of dirt blocks! That’s right, forget about your fancy graphics cards and processors, we’re all about that dirt power here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can tame creepers with just a wink and a smile. Join us and witness their epic feats of Minecraft mastery.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in Morse code. Some say it’s trying to communicate with the living, others say it’s just looking for its lost egg. Either way, it’s sure to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to crafting diamond armor out of cheese… or maybe not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

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