Glowies MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Glowies You Won’t Do Shit Minecraft SMP

boldness, courage, Conflict, #dare, provocation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Glowies won’t stand a chance against our epic community of players. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any intruders trying to grief our builds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and show those Glowies who’s boss. Trust us, your war in Ukraine will be over before you know it.

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Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer

gdp, HATED, SPENDING, Posting, PEERS

Are you tired of being a sheep in the globohomo establishment? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the most dangerous thing you can do is adopt anti-spendism and redpill your peers on it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and watch as glowies have no answer to your radical, militant, and extremist ways of not participating in the spending and driving GDP. Your peers will hate you for it, but hey, who needs friends when you’re fighting the good fight against putting bread on others’ tables through your spending?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not afraid to be the most dangerous player out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the leader of the anti-spendism revolution in the Minecraft world!

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Free Styling Minecraft SMP #2

smp, sisters tits, burning light, free, Holes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner wild side? Look no further! We have players who will literally poop on your car’s window if they’re feeling feisty. And don’t even get me started on our resident tortoise, John Wilks Booth – he’s a real troublemaker!

Join us if you’re ready to get into some crazy shenanigans. We’ve got players who start their day off by huffing insecticide (don’t try this at home, kids) and others who have a strange obsession with their sister’s soft… socks. Yeah, let’s go with socks.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and you never know what to expect, come join us! Just be prepared to lose a tooth or two along the way. And remember, we’re all just moths following the burning light of insanity. See you in the game!

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DingCraft Minecraft Server

dig in, Hungry, morning meal, glowies, Femanons

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is serving up a breakfast buffet of fun and chaos!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Bacon Sword, battle against a horde of evil Pancake Creepers, and build the ultimate breakfast-themed base complete with a giant waffle tower and a bacon strip bridge.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the Great Pancake Flip-Off where players compete to see who can flip the most pancakes in one minute, and the Bacon Eating Contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted bacon crown.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and feast on the most deliciously ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

planet earth, collective decision, Server, Condemnation, dirty incel anuses

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

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Glowie Huntin’ Madness Server

Survival, Server, fallout 76, glowie, hunt

Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we make things interesting by forcing you to hunt and kill glowies! That’s right, you’ll have to sharpen your hunting skills and take down those pesky glowies to survive. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is Fallout 76…le based? That’s right, you’ll be exploring a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hunt begin!

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Mike’s Blocky Bastion

FIRED, Speaker Faggot, newlyweds, Blackmail, MONEY

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

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RevolutionCraft: Join the Huey Newton Appreciation Society or stay an NPC!

Npc, libcuck culture wars, stay, revolutionary, glowies

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with NPC faggots? Join our server and become a real revolutionary like Huey Newton! Imagine making glowies seethe, cope, and shit themselves at the height of their power during the cold war – all while preaching black power, white power, yellow power, and working class power. Take care of your community youth, feed and educate them, and strive to end all forms of exploitation in your country. Emphasize the importance of gun ownership and utilize it against a brutal corrupt state (unlike larpfags today). Become an elegant writer and speaker, giving your all to the cause. Join us and be a part of something truly revolutionary – no boring NPC faggots allowed!

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What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

JEV FRANK STONE, THE CASTING OF FRANK STONE EVERYONE DIES, Funny Moments, JEV THE CASTING OF FRANK STONE, FRANK STONE

FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a popular American YouTuber and member of the FaZe Clan eSports organization. He is known for his comedic commentary videos and gameplay content, particularly in the Call of Duty franchise. With over 5 million subscribers on YouTube, FaZe Jev has established himself as a prominent figure in the gaming community.

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Nordical Network MC

Mini Games, PvP, survival factions skyblock creative minigames roleplay economy quest pvp adventure dungeons multiplayer modded hardcore pixelmon towny whitelist factions custom map prison, Survival, Economy

Minecraft Custom Server 1.17.x – 1.20.4. We are a new server with big aspirations, come and let’s have a good time together! – Ragnarok is coming… Pay homage to Odin!

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