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Gloop’s Yoinky Adventures

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Votes:	5993	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “yoinky” in excitement? Look no further than our EPIC server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and RAINBOWS!

Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t handle our LEVELS OF COOLNESS!

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident LLAMA OVERLORD who rules the server with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the YOINKY madness for yourself!

CraftyEmoteFun

Body language, CraftyEmoteFun, emotional awareness, emotional connection, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional response, emotions, Empathy, face expressions, facial cues, facial feedback, facial muscles, feeling, mimicry, nonverbal communication, Psychology, Relevant, SELF AWARENESS, Voluntary

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magic Items Found:	5946
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

so, like, on this server, right, you can, like, totally experience ALL the emotions just by making the right face! like, if you wanna feel super happy, just smile like a maniac and BAM, you’re on cloud nine! wanna feel angry? just scrunch up your face like you just ate a lemon and BOOM, instant rage mode activated! it’s like your face is a remote control for your feelings, man. join this server and unlock the power of your facial expressions! it’s like a whole new level of emotional gaming, dude. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get those faces moving and grooving!

BrainBlockCraft: Where Minds and Pixels Collide

brain differences, brain regions, BrainBlockCraft, collide, Distress, emotion, gender differences, HSDD, hypoactive sexual desire disorder, Men, mental health, Minds.., neuroscience, pixels, Psychology, research, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual interest, study, visual cortex, Women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Void Armor Forged:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u should cuz we got brain differences goin on up in here! like wut even is HSDD? who cares, all u need to know is that it affects 10% of women and 8% of men, and it’s makin their brains go all wonky! in women, it messes with their emotion brain regions, and in men, it’s all about the visual cortex! so if u wanna see some crazy brain stuff happenin while u build ur epic minecraft creations, then join us now! cuz this server is like no other, it’s a brain bonanza up in here!

NeanderKun’s Minecraft Server

best wishes, comfort, concern, Good Vibes, health, Hope, KUN, Minecraft, NeanderKuns, neanderthal, neanderthal kun, okay, positive energy, positive thoughts, Reassurance, Recovery, Safety, sending love, Server, Support, well-wishes, wellness, wishing well

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Divine Spears Created:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter Neanderthal Kun, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of his lost pet rock. Will you help him find it? Or will you join forces with the rock and start a rebellion against Neanderthal Kun? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for flying pigs and dancing creepers along the way!

PooftersCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Awareness, CHANGE, Community, companies, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, poofters, PooftersCraft, pride, progress, RIGHTS, Server, solidarity, Support, Workplace

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6092
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server in existence! We may be called “Two companies for poofters,” but don’t let the name fool you – we are all about fun and craziness here.

Join us if you want to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of glitter blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a spontaneous tap dance routine.

Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our “Cotton Candy Canyon” biome, where the ground is made of marshmallows and the trees are giant lollipops? Or take on our custom boss, the Disco Llama, who attacks with a barrage of disco balls and confetti cannons.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the “Unicorn Caves,” rumored to be guarded by a flock of sparkly pink sheep and a squad of ninja pandas. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this magical realm?

So come on over to “Two companies for poofters” and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Dad’sSideChickNoHelp Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, DadsSideChickNoHelp, difficult situations, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair partner, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepkids, Support

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family betrayal, cheating scandals, and unexpected alliances – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine building your dream castle while dodging texts from your dad’s ex-affair partner begging for your support. Or teaming up with her kids, who see you as their long-lost brother, to take down the ultimate villain – your cheating dad! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be an AHole like your dad – join us today!

BabyNameDrama2021

asserting authority, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameDrama2021, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, generational differences, Golden Child, name ownership, parental favoritism, parenting, setting boundaries, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, snarky response

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your Minecraft baby whatever you want, even if it’s on someone else’s baby name list! Take that, Jade!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with snarky responses, dismissive attitudes, and family drama that will make you question if you’ve gone too far. Who needs a good sister when you can have a whole community of players who will have your back no matter what?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never back down from a good argument. Who knows, you might even find yourself blocking your own family members in real life just for fun! See you there!

Blocky Afterparty Minecraft Server

after party, afterparty, blocky, Bonding, Communication, connecting with others, Debriefing, emotional processing, exploring boundaries, group sex, Intimacy, Minecraft, Orgy, physical recovery, post-orgy etiquette, relationships, Relaxation, self-care, Server, sexual activity, sexual exploration, sharing experiences, socializing, Unwinding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	1859
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Well, on our Minecraft server, they join us for an epic virtual adventure! Imagine this: after a wild night of partying, everyone decides to unwind by hopping on our server and building giant phallic-shaped structures out of pixelated blocks. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. Plus, we have a special event every Friday where players compete in a “Best Orgy-inspired Build” contest. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players trying to recreate their wildest fantasies in Minecraft form. So come join us and let your creativity run wild (just like those post-orgy vibes)!

PixelParentingCraft

Challenges, children, Emotional journey, family, fulfillment, growth, joy, learning, Life Changes, love, new beginnings, parenting, patience, personal development, perspective change, PixelParentingCraft, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Selflessness, transformation

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner child while also experiencing the joys of parenthood? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and responsibility!

Join our server and experience the thrill of raising virtual Minecraft babies while fending off creepers and zombies. Watch as your little blocky offspring grow up and become expert builders, all while learning valuable life lessons like teamwork and resource management.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft parents who have banded together to protect their young from the dangers of the blocky world. Join forces with other parents to build epic fortresses, go on daring adventures, and maybe even uncover the mystery of the legendary Diamond Diaper.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knew that parenting in a virtual world could be so much fun?

HezbollahHavocCraft

border, Commander, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, Political unrest, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Tensions, violence, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9927
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have rockets firing from lebanon and israel and stuff. it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta join if you wanna survive the chaos and build the ultimate base to protect yourself from all the crazy explosions. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the madness and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

MineCraftMondayQuarterbacks

ACADEMIC, academic criticism, academic hindsight, academic study, Analysis, critique, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, historians, historical analysis, historical hindsight, historical interpretation, historical perspective, historical research, Interpretation, MineCraftMondayQuarterbacks, Monday morning quarterbacks, research, scholarly analysis, scholars

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	7226	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest party in town, but in minecraft form. we got llamas that can do the macarena, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky).

our server is so lit that even historians are like, “dang, wish i could go back in time and play on that server.” they study our server like it’s the lost city of Atlantis, trying to figure out how we make the grass so green and the diamonds so sparkly.

if u join our server, u might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to some sick beats. or maybe u’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u super speed and the ability to speak pig latin.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it.