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BullshitCraft SMP

bullshit, BullshitCraft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, drivel, fabrication, fake news, Fallacy, falsehood, Fiction, fraud, Garbage, hoax, hundred percent, Lies, Misinformation, nonsense, pure bullshit, scam, smp, untruth

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is one hundred percent pure bullshit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. That’s right, no more exploding creepers ruining your day! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better make sure you have enough llama bucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you can build your very own moon base and explore the lunar landscape while dodging space zombies and alien cows. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience one hundred percent pure bullshit for yourself!

NakedCrafters United

age, Behavior, body positivity, Casual, clothing optional, comfort, Confidence, Etiquette, generation gap, gym, gym culture, hygiene, locker rooms, NakedCrafters, nudity, Old Dudes, personal space, privacy, reddit, social norms, societal expectations, United

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11

Are you tired of seeing old dudes strutting their stuff in the gym locker room like they own the place? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can roam around butt ass naked all you want without anyone judging you! Join us for a wild time where the only dress code is your birthday suit. Who needs armor when you have confidence like that? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Naked Warrior roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to face him in a battle of wits and nudity. So come on, strip down and join the fun!

VisaCraft: Hungary’s Russian Roulette

bilateral relations, Brussels, cross border travel, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, eastern europe, European affairs, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, Hungarys, immigration, international relations, political tensions, roulette, Russian, russians, Schengen Area, travel restrictions, visa regulations, visa rules, VisaCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Chimeras Created:	1

so like, u know how brussels is all like “hey hungary, wtf dude why u makin it easier for russians to get visas?” and hungary is all like “bro, chill, we just tryna be friendly and stuff.” but brussels is not havin it, they want answers yo.

but like, forget all that drama cuz u should totally join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

so come join us and let’s build the craziest, most epic world together. and who knows, maybe we’ll even find the ender dragon and ride it into battle against the evil villagers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PunchCraft: Where Violence Solves Everything

Adrenaline Rush, aggression, athleticism, Catharsis, cause, Competition, Conflict, Drama, Entertainment, Intensity, Performance, physicality, Problems, Processional Wrestling, PunchCraft, resolution, showmanship, solution, Solves, spectacle, sports, violence

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ores Mined:	2664
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle all our problems with a good old fashioned wrestle! punch, kick, and slam your way to victory as you battle it out with other players in the ring.

we have crazy matches like lava pit deathmatch, diamond sword showdown, and creeper cage match.

but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like the annual ender dragon rumble, where players team up to take down the mighty beast and claim the title of champion.

so if you’re looking for a server where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged, then Processional Wrestling is the place for you. join now and let the battle begin!

TropiGlacierCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, climate science, environmental conservation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, geological record, glacial retreat, global warming, greenhouse gases, historical data, ice core samples, ice melt, long term trends, melting ice caps, natural variability, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, temperature rise, tropical glaciers, TropiGlacierCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

haha, u know what else is at a low point? ur boring minecraft server! come join ours for a wild ride of craziness and chaos! we got polar bears riding dolphins, creepers doing the macarena, and chickens that can fly!

our server is so lit, even the tropical glaciers are like “wow, this place is cooler than us!” we have treasure hunts where u can find diamond blocks, secret caves filled with rare loot, and a giant lava pit for all your parkour needs.

plus, our community is the best around. we have players from all over the world, from penguins in antarctica to aliens on mars. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!

Vanilla SMP – Where Ordinary Players Become Extraordinary!

building, Community, Creative, Discord, eXtraordinary, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, ordinary, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Overview

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Features	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP, Simple Voicechat, Active community
Player Base	Diverse player base from all around the world
Joining	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, it is a Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheating or mods.
How can I join the server?	You can join us by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
Is there a voicechat feature?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for players to communicate in the SMP.
How old is the server?	The SMP is 1 month old and still active with more than 200 members on our Discord server.

GirlfriendCraft Minecraft Server

GirlfriendCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all alone, with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with the perfect pixelated partner. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to dodge together?

Join our server and embark on epic quests with your new virtual boo. Build a castle together, go on romantic mining dates, and even have virtual Minecraft weddings! Plus, rumor has it that if you find your in-game girlfriend, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your blocky bae today! Who knew that love could be just a /tp away?

FinalFarewell Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Apocalypse, armageddon, catastrophic events, coming to terms, Despair, devastation, Doomsday, End of the World, existential crisis, facing reality, feeling hopeless, feeling lost, FinalFarewell, impending doom., it’s over, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, smp, the end, the final countdown, world as we know it

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Chimeras Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	200
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the world is ending and chaos reigns supreme! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of reasons why you should join us in this post-apocalyptic adventure.

Reason #1: The zombies are actually pretty chill. They’ve formed their own little society and are always down for a game of Minecraft tag. Plus, they make great neighbors (as long as you don’t mind the occasional brain-eating).

Reason #2: The creepers have started a dance troupe. That’s right, these explosive little guys have traded in their destructive tendencies for some sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down to some dubstep.

Reason #3: The Ender Dragon is now the world’s greatest DJ. Forget about fighting this formidable foe, now you can catch them spinning sick beats at the Enderman rave every Saturday night. Just make sure to bring your own ender pearls for the VIP section.

So come join us in our post-apocalyptic Minecraft SMP, where the end of the world is just the beginning of the fun!

HairCraftySisDiss

affordability, canceling plans, car situation, driving duties, family dynamics, Financial implications, hair braiding, hair styling, HairCraftySisDiss, household contributions, knotless braids, lack of appreciation, last minute changes, long hours, overreacting, professional braiding, Resentment, REWARD, sibling relationships, sister issues

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Buildings Constructed:	34
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a family feud over braiding hair! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, car sharing chaos, and household contribution drama.

Need a break from your own family drama? Come hang out with us and build your dream world where you never have to argue about who’s cleaning the bathroom or who’s taking mom to work.

And hey, if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always take a break to braid some virtual hair in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some virtual money for your braiding skills!

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama at the door. We promise it’ll be a braid-tastic time!

MuteCraft: No More Hated Subs

ANNOYING, AVOID, BLOCK, community guidelines, controversial topics, cyberbullying, frustrating, HATED, Hide, most hated subs, mute, MuteCraft, negative content, online discussions., online forums, online harassment, online trolls, reddit, social media, subreddits, SUBS, toxic communities, unsubscribe

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	739752	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Buildings Constructed:	33
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of dealing with annoying Reddit subs that make you want to mute your entire feed? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky subreddits once and for all. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the craziness happening here. So come on, join us and leave those annoying subs in the dust. Trust us, you won’t regret it!