Globohomo MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Chug: Ukraine Edition #15986 – Where Pixels and Perogies Collide!

Mission, car bombing, Comfy Happening, DONBASS, Talmud

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We don’t just build blocks, we build insane stories and outrageous reasons to join us!

Join us if you want to experience a world where Grisha is scamming people with custom Minecraft skins and Chinese shells. Witness the US House of Representatives passing a 61 billion dollar aid bill for Ukraine in-game. And don’t forget about Russel Bentley “Texas” who fought for the Donbass since 2014, he’s a legend in our server!

But that’s not all, we have Zelensky signing new mobilization laws, Ukrainian military officers sharing their grim perspectives on the war, and NATO diplomats creating a “mission” in our Minecraft world. Plus, we have massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure and so much more!

So come on, join us in this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some TNT explosions). Let’s create chaos and laughter together!

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Blocky LOLz

social commentary, eastern europe, lmao, Poland, satire

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Eastern Euro countries like Pooland and Czechwhoria have gone full Globohomo in turbo mode! 🌍💃

Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!

Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!

So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣

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Blocky Battle Royale: Civilizations Clash

Civilizations, trannie, battle, world history, blocky

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can dominate the future of humanity and establish a new super civilization! Forget about gayrope falling apart and globohomo trannie bugeaters, this is where the real action is at.

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and the chance to build your own empire. Who needs real life when you can rule over a virtual world with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly legendary. Join now and show the world what you’re made of!

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Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Craft Server #15916

mobilization law, Talmud, Comfy Happening, Craft, Resources

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, insane battles, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off mobs with laser guns, riding dragons into battle, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the madness, join us now and let the adventure begin!

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Ukrainian Chugfest – Crafting Chaos and Comfy Vibes!

Chaos, Talmud, Moscow, Lavrov, SBU

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive events and crazy adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Ukrainian military officers join your game and share their grim perspective on the war. But don’t worry, because Zelensky himself is trying to find a way for you to not retreat from the battlefield!

And that’s not all – we have actual German aid worth 10 billion euros waiting for you in-game! Plus, Lavrov might show up and drop some spicy gossip about Zelensky’s term expiration. Who needs regular Minecraft drama when you can have geopolitical intrigue?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud (for some reason). See you in the game!

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CraftyChug – Where Minecraft meets Ukrainian shenanigans! #15913

Maps, NATO Council, video archive, Telegram Channels, Resources

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, unexpected twists, and jaw-dropping battles.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting for your life against mobs that are ten times bigger and stronger than usual. And if that’s not enough, we have special events where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot fireballs at each other!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the NPCs have their own drama going on. You’ll witness love triangles, betrayals, and epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

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GreenlandNot4Sale Minecraft Server

territorial dispute, foreign policy, Négotiation, Rebuke, controversy

so, like, u know how trump was all like “i wanna buy greenland” and denmark was all like “nah fam, f‑‑‑ off”? well, on this minecraft server, u can be like the danish politician and tell trump to f‑‑‑ off all day long! join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to take over the world (of minecraft, that is). come join the fun and show trump who’s boss! #greenlandnotforsale #minecraftresistance

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UkraineCraft: Kellogg’s Quest

Ukraine crisis, Kellogg, Kelloggs, peace negotiations, 100 days

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, “hey kellogg, go end this war in ukraine in 100 days, k thx bye.” like, what even is happening? join this server for the most epic quests and missions, like trying to stop a war in 100 days. who knows what will happen next? maybe kellogg will ride in on a unicorn and save the day. you never know on this wild server. come join the chaos and see what happens next!

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Perish or Perish Minecraft Server

research funding, data integrity, irreproducibility, Scientific method, scientific integrity

So, like, you ever play on a Minecraft server where the science is so wack that you’ll be like “woah, dude, what even is real anymore?” Well, come join our server where we have a reproducibility crisis that will blow your mind!

Our biomedical researchers are out here trying to figure out why over 70% of them can’t reproduce another scientist’s experiment. Is it because they’re too busy trying to publish or perish? Probably! But hey, who needs reproducibility when you can have a good time on our server, am I right?

Join us and be part of the madness as we try to navigate through the chaos of science gone wrong. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to crack the code and finally figure out what’s really going on. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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Ethereal Realm 1.20.3

anonymous encounters, social media, financial exploitation, power dynamics, online dating

Yo, bros, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances with that 4chan findom girl!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos. Who needs a cis girl when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a pickaxe in the other?

Trust me, you’ll be so addicted to our server that you’ll forget all about those crazy online encounters. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs 4chan drama when you have a whole new world to explore?

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