Globohomo Minecraft Servers

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  • Crafty Chug: Ukraine Edition #15986 – Where Pixels and Perogies Collide!

    Crafty Chug: Ukraine Edition #15986 – Where Pixels and Perogies Collide!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We don’t just build blocks, we build insane stories and outrageous reasons to join us!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where Grisha is scamming people with custom Minecraft skins and Chinese shells. Witness the US House of Representatives passing a 61 billion dollar aid bill for Ukraine in-game. And don’t forget about Russel Bentley “Texas” who fought for the Donbass since 2014, he’s a legend in our server!

    But that’s not all, we have Zelensky signing new mobilization laws, Ukrainian military officers sharing their grim perspectives on the war, and NATO diplomats creating a “mission” in our Minecraft world. Plus, we have massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure and so much more!

    So come on, join us in this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some TNT explosions). Let’s create chaos and laughter together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky LOLz

    Blocky LOLz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Eastern Euro countries like Pooland and Czechwhoria have gone full Globohomo in turbo mode! 🌍💃

    Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!

    Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!

    So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Battle Royale: Civilizations Clash

    Blocky Battle Royale: Civilizations Clash

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can dominate the future of humanity and establish a new super civilization! Forget about gayrope falling apart and globohomo trannie bugeaters, this is where the real action is at.

    Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and the chance to build your own empire. Who needs real life when you can rule over a virtual world with your friends?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly legendary. Join now and show the world what you’re made of!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Craft Server #15916

    Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Craft Server #15916

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, insane battles, and unexpected twists at every turn.

    Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off mobs with laser guns, riding dragons into battle, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the madness, join us now and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ukrainian Chugfest – Crafting Chaos and Comfy Vibes!

    Ukrainian Chugfest – Crafting Chaos and Comfy Vibes!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive events and crazy adventures!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Ukrainian military officers join your game and share their grim perspective on the war. But don’t worry, because Zelensky himself is trying to find a way for you to not retreat from the battlefield!

    And that’s not all – we have actual German aid worth 10 billion euros waiting for you in-game! Plus, Lavrov might show up and drop some spicy gossip about Zelensky’s term expiration. Who needs regular Minecraft drama when you can have geopolitical intrigue?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud (for some reason). See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyChug – Where Minecraft meets Ukrainian shenanigans! #15913

    CraftyChug – Where Minecraft meets Ukrainian shenanigans! #15913

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, unexpected twists, and jaw-dropping battles.

    Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting for your life against mobs that are ten times bigger and stronger than usual. And if that’s not enough, we have special events where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot fireballs at each other!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the NPCs have their own drama going on. You’ll witness love triangles, betrayals, and epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mercypvp.com

    Mercypvp.com

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mercypvp.com is a faction server with pvp and raiding and will never close since i will pay for it for ages, it will have a growing community and a bunch of events

    142.4.206.234

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • QurzaCraft

    QurzaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Qurza Craft is a great PVP factions raiding sever, with many great plugins and an excellent team of staff who are constantly making the server better. Plugins like mcMMO also add to the factions gameplay.

    qurzacraft.mcpro.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Apocolypse Faction

    Apocolypse Faction

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our server to have fun! Amazing players and youtubers are allowed to have fun? come and join our server today the ip is up above it is fun also not payed to win, cheap ranks and good kits! Come and join Apocolypse Factions Today! for more information come and look on out website @ http://apocolypsefactions.enjin.com/home and for other information check out my youtube channle there will be updates and more there! @ http://www.youtube.com/user/MrBradster176

    176.31.26.194

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LimeMc

    LimeMc

    New Minecraft Servers

    LimeMc a Fun Server its Mainly Survival And Come On And Join What Are You Waiting For?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    192.99.231.16

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP