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Space Babes and Blocks

Babes, blocks, character design, Diversity, empowerment, Female Characters, Female Protagonists, futuristic, game development, games, Gaming Community, Girl Power, inclusion, need more, representation, Sci Fi, seriously, Space, space babes, space exploration, Strong Women, video games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	728415
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our intergalactic Minecraft server where we are on a mission to recruit more space babes to join our crew! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of our players stumbled upon a rare diamond-encrusted asteroid that led them to a secret alien disco party where they danced the night away with extraterrestrial beings. And that’s just a taste of the adventures that await you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a unicorn sanctuary where you can ride magical unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a fierce dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community of space babes and adventurers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AlienCraft: Where Endermen Leak Gossip!

alg, ALIEN LEAKS GENERAL, AlienCraft, aliens, blue beans, blue skinned, drier than OPs moms pussy, endermen, gossip, Government, Grusch, Grusch 2.0, gutter, JASON SANDS, last 5 months, LEAK.., movement, NEW whistleblower, Pray, SCIF, Treaties, UAP bills, UAPTF, WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5352	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3426
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD:

Last 5 months have been drier than OPs moms pussy

Grusch is essentially kill and hasn’t dropped anything despite saying he would

Movement in the gutter, UAP bills gutted

Blue beans in full effect

Suddenly there he was

NEW whistleblower JASON SANDS

Worked under UAPTF, still actively working in the government. Won’t talk about certain stuff besides SCIF

Says aliens are blue skinned, treaties have been made I really hope Grusch 2.0 does better cause holy fuck. Please pray we have something bros

Reasons to join our Minecraft server: – Explore a world drier than OPs moms pussy – Witness the mystery of Grusch and his lack of drops – Get involved in the gutter movement and see UAP bills gutted – Experience the full effect of blue beans – Meet the strange whistleblower JASON SANDS and uncover government secrets – Discover blue-skinned aliens and intergalactic treaties

Come join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure!

Blocky Boats & Battles – Azur Lane Adventure!

A Cookie for Mew, account binding, Adventure, alg, asmr, Augment Guide, Augment Module, Azur, Azur Lane General, Battles, blocky, Blueprints, boats, Casual, Chapayev, cheerleader, CN Tierlist, comet, Cruise Mission, date, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, formidable μ, Guild Spreadsheet, heart-linking harmony, Inazuma maid skin, kongou μ, Lane, le temeraire μ, Lore, Maid, Noshiro μ, ongoing event, PR Research Data, prinz eugen μ, pvp guide, Resources, Rodney META, San Jacinto, schoolgirl, Secrets for Unzen, Sharing Sweet Slumbers, shinano-chan, Ship Tier List, skins, Spider Lily’s Redolence, sports, Story summary, Surfing, swimsuit, Ting An, Upcoming Event, Vampire META, Wiki

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Dimension Hops:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our lolzy Minecraft server where the only currency is cookies for Mew! Join now and embark on a vampire META cruise mission with Inazuma maid skins. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META and indulge in the Spider Lily’s Redolence event. Plus, we have Chapayev ASMR for your listening pleasure!

Upcoming events include Sharing Sweet Slumbers with Shinano-chan and secrets for Unzen, Ting An, and San Jacinto. And don’t miss out on the Heart-Linking Harmony event featuring Formidable μ, Prinz Eugen μ, Noshiro μ, Kongou μ, Le Temeraire μ, and Boise μ with some outrageous skins!

Don’t forget to bind your account to avoid losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t even ask!

Check out our FAQ before bombarding us with questions. And for all your resource needs, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and more!

Join our lolzy Minecraft server now for a wild ride filled with cookies for Mew, vampire cruises, and Chapayev ASMR madness! Don’t miss out on the fun!

Blocky LOL Land

ableism, acceptance, advocacy, blocky, Boundaries, Communication, consent, education, empowerment, Identity, Intimacy, judgment, Land, lol, love, misconceptions, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Welcome to our Neurodivergent Minecraft server, where things may get a little crazy but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to experience a world where zombies break out into dance parties, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and endermen have a fashion show every Saturday.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is known to take breaks to sip on some potion of invisibility and play hide-and-seek with players.

And did we mention that our diamond ores are actually made of chocolate? Yes, you read that right – mine them and get a sweet surprise!

So come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where being Neurodivergent means you’re in for a wild ride of laughter, surprises, and pure ridiculousness.

CartoonCraft: Where One Piece is Just a Cartoon!

animation, Anime, cartoon, CartoonCraft, Chopper, comedy, Fags, franky, japanese, looney tunes, Manga, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Parody, Piece, sanji, satire, Straw Hat Pirates, Usopp, Wan Piss, zoro

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Emeralds Found:	9015	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	5883

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell!

Are you tired of boring, serious servers where everything is taken too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos like it’s a Looney Tunes episode!

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with ridiculous builds, outrageous events, and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Don’t be a Wan Piss fag, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Minecraft version of a Looney Tunes episode!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get looney together!

ZombieWakeUpCraft: Where even the undead know not to disturb your sleep!

1425 e broad st apt 22, apartment living, black people, Community, coon toons, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful neighbors, disruptive behavior, Disturb, disturbance, Diversity, intolerance, late night noise, loud music, neighbors, noise complaints, prejudice, racial discrimination, Sleep, Stereotypes, Undead, urban living, waking up, ZombieWakeUpCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the residents of 1425 e broad st apt 22 are full of black people who wake you up with loud coon toons!

Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world filled with crazy characters who will keep you on your toes. From zombie dance parties to creeper karaoke nights, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon and the mischievous pig riding skeletons. Will you be brave enough to take on these challenges and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just watch out for those pesky creeper hugs!)

Blocky Bamboo Brawl: Asian Edition

asian, Asian male, bamboo, belonging, blocky, brawl, Challenges, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Edition, experiences, Identity, immigrant experience, inclusion, intersectionality, Masculinity, Minority, perspective, prejudice, racism, representation, societal norms, Stereotypes, West

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	736
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being an Asian male in the west is like being a ninja in a world full of pandas! 🐼

Join us for epic adventures where you can craft your way through dungeons, build towering skyscrapers with your chopstick precision, and slay dragons with your kung fu skills.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden temples where you can uncover ancient secrets and unlock the power of the legendary fortune cookie. 🥠

So why join our server? Because here, being an Asian male in the west means you’re the hero of your own story, destined for greatness and surrounded by a community of fellow warriors ready to conquer the Minecraft world together.

So grab your katana and join us today for a gaming experience like no other! 🎮🔥

Holo Bros Craft: Where Collabs Go Wild!

#youtube, beauty, bros, collabing, collaboration, collaboration overload, Collabs, Competition, content creators, Craft, Holo, holos, Industry, influencers, internet, makeup, Male, male influencers, Marketing, out of hand, saturation, social media, trend, viral, Wild

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Crops Grown:	2141
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	147	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the male collabing trend among holos is taken to a whole new level! Join us for insane collaborations with holographic beings from another dimension.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined and found themselves in a virtual dance-off with a holographic DJ unicorn. The winner got a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a secret underground party where holographic celebrities were mingling with creepers and skeletons. They even got a selfie with a holographic dragon!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unbelievable adventures and collaborations with holos, then this is the Minecraft server for you. Join now and let the craziness begin! 🦄🎉

MasterpieceCraft: Where even creepers bow down to our greatness!

bow, classic, CREEPERS, Excellence, excepțional, Gaming, Greatest, GREATNESS, GROUNDBREAKING, Immersive, Impressive.., Incredible, Innovative, Legendary, Mankind, Masterpiece, MasterpieceCraft, must play, Outstanding, Phenomenal, Produced, top tier, unforgettable, video games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and adventure awaits at every turn! This game is an utter masterpiece and is one of the greatest video games ever produced by mankind. Join us and build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or create a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Our server is populated by friendly villagers who are always willing to trade, cows that can breakdance (seriously, it’s a thing), and chickens that lay golden eggs (okay, maybe not, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows what kind of wild adventures and shenanigans await you?

Crafty Cult: Are You a True Believer?

BELIEF, Believer, BIBLE, Christianity, Commandment, Commandments, Crafty, Cult, FAITH, follow, goodness, Hebrews 14:88, obedience, Religious, scripture, True, True Belief, True Believer, True Christian, True Christians, True Commandment, True Faith, True Followers, True Obedience

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mines Excavated:	4424	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a TRUE Christian means following the most important commandment of all – “Be gud nuqqah!” Forget about building fancy churches or saying your prayers, on this server, it’s all about being a LEGEND and showing off your skills in the game.

Join us and embark on a quest to prove your righteousness by slaying dragons, building castles, and surviving in a world filled with CRAZY challenges. Our community of players is like a family, except instead of Sunday dinners, we have epic PvP battles and treasure hunts.

So if you’re ready to show off your Minecraft skills and prove that you are a TRUE Christian by following the commandment of “Be gud nuqqah,” then join us on this INSANE server where the only thing that matters is being the best player you can be. Can I get an “Amen”?