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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 6308 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 9041 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Votes: | 6793 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 8145 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots. And if you manage to find it, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and serenade you with their beautiful bleats.
So why does this psyop exist, you ask? Well, the point is simple – to provide the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!
