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This is Mike Minecraft SMP Adriano

2021, Adriano, anal only, ASSES, Chinese debt, Chinese government, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, mike, Mike Adriano, Minecraft, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, savings bonds, smp, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucking, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even porn stars like Mike Adriano have a side hustle of saving the world from the banking industry’s ponzi schemes! Join us for some tongue-in-cheek fun as we uncover outrageous plots involving Hunter Biden, Lord Jacob Rothschild, and Chinese spy balloons. Witness as Chris Buckley spills the tea on shady deals and how a pornographic actor like Mike Adriano becomes the unexpected hero in stopping the world from financial chaos. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the key to unraveling global conspiracies? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

DysfunctionalCraft: Dad & Stepmom Edition

Communication Issues, dad, DysfunctionalCraft, Edition, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family Therapy, mother figure, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, Resentment, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom, stepmom issues, stepmother, stepson, therapy boundaries, therapy communication, therapy compliance, therapy goals, therapy homework, therapy progress, therapy session

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Emeralds Found:	9925	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where family therapy drama meets block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where stepmoms want to be called “momma” and sons just want to be called “stepson.”

Embark on a quest to navigate the complex dynamics of family relationships, all while crafting the coolest pixelated creations. Will you embrace having a second mom in-game, or will you stand your ground and demand to be called “stepson”? The choice is yours!

But beware, failing to complete your therapy homework may result in being kicked out of the server by our virtual therapist. Will you be the ultimate Minecraft AITA (Am I The Avatar)? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, attitude, Behavior, character flaws, close-mindedness, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, insensitivity, lack of empathy, laziness, negative qualities, personality traits, pet peeve, rudeness, Selfishness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	1000	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Items Found:	5580	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Do you hate it when people don’t appreciate the beauty of a perfectly crafted pixelated castle in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only accept players who have a deep admiration for virtual architecture! Join us and show off your building skills to impress our resident block enthusiasts.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the chaos begin!

EUkraineCraft Minecraft Server

diplomatic consequences, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, eastern europe, EU meeting, EU relations, EUkraineCraft, European Council, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, government decision, Hungary, Hungary news, Hungary-EU conflict, Hungary-Ukraine relations, international affairs, Minecraft, political tensions, Server, Ukraine stance

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

haha yo join dis server cuz it got more drama den Hungary and EU fightin over Ukraine yo. we got crazy builds dat will make yo head spin like a beyblade. our players be like ninja warriors, sneakin around and pullin pranks on each other. plus, we got a secret treasure hunt where u can find diamonds and gold like a pirate. come join da fun and be part of da madness yo!

BlockyHeatwaveMC

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than the hottest day ever recorded on july 21! we got lava pits that make you sweat just looking at them, and mobs that will make you wish you stayed in the shade. but don’t worry, we also have ice cream mountains and water slides to cool you off.

rumor has it that herobrine himself couldn’t handle the heat and had to retreat to the nether. but you, brave adventurer, can conquer this fiery world and become the ultimate block master. join now and see if you can survive the hottest day in minecraft history!

Touch of Death Server

dark humor, death, death personified, FANTASY, folklore, grim reaper, legend, mortality, Myth, Mythology, personification, reaping souls, Scythe, Server, Supernatural, Supernatural powers, Symbolism, Touch, touch of death, touch of doom, weapon

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our minecraft server where the grim reaper is actually a friendly dude who just wants to play some blocky games with u! he doesn’t need a scythe cuz he’s got mad skills at pvp. u can challenge him to a duel and if u win, he’ll give u a diamond sword that’s been blessed by the ghost of steve. but beware, if u lose, he’ll turn u into a zombie pigman for a day! also, did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb ur screenshots? come join us for some spooky fun and maybe even make friends with a skeleton or two!

ArcticTreeCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, ArcticTreeCraft, Biodiversity, carbon sequestration, climate change, climate resilience, colder regions, conservation, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, forestry management, global warming, Migration, natural habitats, tree species, weather patterns, wetter regions

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also save the planet at the same time? well, this server is perfect for u! we got trees movin to colder, wetter places cuz of climate change, so u can help them find their new homes while buildin epic structures and fightin off creepers! plus, rumor has it that herobrine is tryin to stop us from plantin trees, so we gotta band together and show him who’s boss! join now and be a hero for the environment and for minecraft!

Whisped Frenzy Minecraft Server

Frenzy, Minecraft, Server, Whisped

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even the chat can’t contain its excitement! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary creature known as the “Fuck whisped”! Don’t miss out on all the fun and chaos, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bro Minecraft Server

blocky, Bro, domestic violence, gender discrimination, gender inequality, gender-based violence, hatred, male entitlement, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in culture, misogyny in education, misogyny in history, misogyny in language, misogyny in media, misogyny in politics, misogyny in relationships, misogyny in religion, misogyny in society, Server, sexism, toxic masculinity, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have zero tolerance for misogyny! Why join our server, you ask? Well, because here, we believe in equality and respect for all players, regardless of gender. Plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build magnificent structures that would make even Notch himself jealous, and most importantly, make friends who will have your back through thick and thin.

So come on, leave your outdated and offensive beliefs at the door and join us on this wild ride of blocky adventures! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits you on our server. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Sister’sWeddingRuiner Minecraft Server

disobeying parents, family ban, family betrayal, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family lies, family relationships, Family Reunion, Family secrets, limited contact, Minecraft, ruining wedding, Server, SistersWeddingRuiner, trust issues, wedding drama, wedding dress, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, secrets, and lies just like in this crazy story!

Experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, reconciling with estranged relatives, and planning weddings that may or may not ruin someone else’s big day. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server?

Join now and dive into a world where alliances are tested, relationships are strained, and wedding dresses may or may not end up in flames. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning who’s really on your side. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

MILcraftMadness

communication problems, compromise, family business, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, flower theme, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, outdoor venue, Red Roses, relationship issues, wedding decisions, wedding disagreements, wedding drama, wedding dress, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions, wildflowers

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy wedding planning stories that will make you question if you’re in the real world or a blocky virtual one.

Imagine a world where your future mother-in-law is a creeper, ready to explode at any moment with her loud opinions on your wedding dress choices. Will you stand your ground and rock that off the shoulder dress, or will you cave and go for the ball gown to keep the peace?

And don’t even get us started on the flower fiasco! Will you stick to your wildflower theme and risk the wrath of the MIL who thinks red roses are the only way to go? Will your fiancé come to your rescue or will he disappear into the pixelated sunset, leaving you to fend for yourself in the world of wedding planning madness?

Join our server now and navigate through the crazy twists and turns of wedding drama that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained with outrageous stories and unexpected plot twists? Let the adventure begin!