Glitter Lucky Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	79	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9930
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Crops Grown:	8978	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Animals Bred:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Votes:	9955	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Dorky Yandere, EN Adult Vtuber, fansly, FAQ for Tourists, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, It’s Nice to be Back, Joi, lewd audios, Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Patreon, Poking Edition, Prototype Unarchived Archive, relationships, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VAllure General, VAllure Official Links, VAllureCraft, vnug, VT, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Divine Spears Created:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Crops Grown:	4449	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

college debt, college expenses, community college, debtfree, expensive colleges, family argument, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, generational wealth, InheriCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, parental decisions, parental support, retirement fund, sibling rivalry, Zone

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.

SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

AMBITION, arrogance, Caution, cautionary tale, consequences, doomed flight, Downfall, flying too close to the sun, greek mythology, heedlessness, Hubris, icarus, lessons learned, Minecraft, moral of the story, Mythological, overconfidence, pride, recklessness, Server, SunBurntCraft, tragic, warning signs

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7436	Votes:	9148
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Potions Brewed:	128	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking they could fly like Pegasus? Well, that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll experience on our server! We’ve got players building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, trying to touch the sun with their bare hands (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us if you want to witness epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit – literally!

OrderUpCraft

BIZARRE, Chef, Cook, Customer, Dining, Experience, Food, funny, kitchen, memorable, odd, OrderUpCraft, reddit, Request, Restaurant, Server, service, strange, UNUSUAL, weirdest order, workers

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly bizarre and hilarious moments!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up to you and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The loser has to wear a tutu made out of diamonds for the rest of the day!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even come across a player who orders a pizza made entirely out of obsidian blocks. The possibilities are endless!

MoscowMayhem Minecraft Server

Authorization, biden, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Moscow, MoscowMayhem, Négotiation, peace talks, political tensions, SECURITY, Server, strikes, Ukraine, US arms, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

join this epic minecraft server where we don’t authorize strikes on moscow, just like biden! come build your own virtual moscow and pretend you’re a world leader making important decisions. but watch out, because the creepers are plotting against you just like the russians. join now for a wild ride of political drama and explosive fun!

AyatollahsAndPeriods

activism, arrest, ayatollah, AyatollahsAndPeriods, Blogger, Censorship, controversy, detained, Expression, free speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet, iran, Iranian, ONLINE, Period, Picture, Political, Posting, response, social media

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our community is so lit that even Iranian bloggers are gettin’ detained just for checkin’ us out! Like, this one dude posted just a period in response to a pic of the Ayatollah and BAM, he was gone! That’s how you know we’re the real deal, fam. So come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where even punctuation marks can get you in trouble. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic builds and crazy adventures that await you. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation for all the wrong reasons. Join now and let the madness begin!