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DumbQsOnly Minecraft SMP

analytical thinking, challenging authority, challenging beliefs, cognitive development., critical inquiry, critical thinking, Curiosity, Deep thinking, DumbQsOnly, expanding knowledge, exploring perspectives, intellectual growth, learning, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, philosophical inquiry., questioning assumptions, questioning norms, seeking understanding, self reflection, smp, stupid questions, Thought-provoking

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with epic quests, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper in a disco party.

Why join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house made entirely out of TNT. And you know what? It became the most popular tourist attraction on the server! So if you’re looking for a place where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme, this is the SMP for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

So come on, don’t be a noob! Join our SMP and let the madness begin!

GrindCraft20sPayOff

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about mortgage payments? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself begged to join, but we had to turn him down because he kept griefing our builds. We have secret treasure caves filled with enchanted loot and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world responsibilities and embrace your inner block-building genius, come join us on our server. Who needs a 401k when you can have a chest full of emeralds instead?

Neolib-Free Immigration Craft

citizenship, Craft, foreign relations, foreigners, Government, immigration, immigration control, IMMIGRATION LAWS, Immigration Policy, immigration process, immigration reform, immigration regulations, immigration system, international politics, neoliberal ideology, NeolibFree, policy, Politics, putin, residency, russia, Visa, Western

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should. first of all, putin himself is streamlining the immigration process for all u foreigners who are totally against that western ‘neoliberal ideology’. like, how crazy is that? u can come build ur blocky empire without any of that capitalist nonsense holding u back.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just run into putin himself wandering around, mining for diamonds and slaying creepers. he’s like the ultimate minecraft boss, am i right?

oh, and did i mention that there are secret underground tunnels leading to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor? u gotta be quick though, cuz word on the street is that the room is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are not too happy about intruders.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, action-packed, putin-approved minecraft server out there. trust me, u won’t regret it.

EcoCraft: Carbon Sequestration

#sustainability, atmosphere, Biodiversity, carbon, carbon footprint, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate change, climate resilience, EcoCraft, ecological balance, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Environmental Protection, Freshwater Ecosystems, global warming, greenhouse gas reduction, Natural resources, Nature, Sequestration, Storing Carbon, Underground, water conservation

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Items Found:	4000
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Potions Brewed:	182	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

yo, come join our minecraft server where we fight climate change by planting trees and building underwater cities to store all that carbon. we got dolphins riding pigs, polar bears doing the macarena, and creepers planting flowers instead of exploding. plus, our freshwater ecosystems are so fresh, you can drink straight from the rivers without getting diarrhea. join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

Easy as pie tart [SMP] in the land of 1.21+

Abilities, Adventure, Buy, Combat, custom enchantments, disciplines, EASY, Economy, entrepreneur, Features, gameplay, Land, Perks, Pie, player, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Sell, skills system, smp, Survival, Tart, Trade, wealth

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Overview of Ezartla Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Land Claiming	Protect your creations from griefers with our land claiming system.
Player-Run Economy	Trade, buy, and sell with other players to amass wealth and resources.
Ranks	Earn ranks through gameplay and unlock unique perks.
Custom Enchantments	Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization.
Skills System	Level up skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities.
Massive World	Explore a vast world 50,000 by 50,000 blocks.
Minecraft 1.21	Experience the latest version with new features and blocks.

FAQs for Ezartla Minecraft Server

1. How can I protect my creations on the server?

Use the land claiming system to protect your builds from griefers.

2. How can I earn wealth on the server?

Engage in player-run economy by trading, buying, and selling with other players.

3. How do I unlock perks and abilities?

Earn ranks through gameplay achievements to unlock unique perks.

4. What are custom enchantments and how do I get them?

Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization as you play.

5. How do I level up skills?

Hone your skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities and become a master.

6. How big is the world on the server?

Explore a massive world that is 50,000 by 50,000 blocks.

7. What Minecraft version is the server running?

Experience the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with all its new features and mechanics.

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

1000 years in the past, 300 years in the future, alternate history, BMWF, FANTASY, female empowerment, female warriors, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, Girlboss, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Minecraft, Sci Fi, Server, speculative fiction, strong female characters, time manipulation, time period, time travel, Women empowerment, Worldbuilding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where history is turned upside down and inside out! Step into a world 300 years in the future where BMWs roam the land like wild horses, because who needs logic when you’re playing Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Travel back 1000 years in the past where women are girlbossing their way through battles as fierce warriors, because who says history has to be accurate in a blocky world of creativity and chaos?

Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity as we defy all expectations and have a blast building, exploring, and laughing our way through this wacky Minecraft server. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

InYourCuntCraft SMP: Unhappy & Unlucky

emotional burden, Emotional healing, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, heaviness, inner peace, InYourCuntCraft, life journey, life struggles, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, smp, unhappiness, Unhappy, Unlucky

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	994792	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring world where happiness is as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of unhappiness! Join us and experience a world where every block you break is a step towards true fulfillment and joy.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately feel a weight lifted off your shoulders. The sun is shining, the pigs are oinking, and your fellow players are building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. You join in on the fun, crafting and building to your heart’s content, and suddenly, you realize that this is where you truly belong.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your fortune? Or will you let fear hold you back, like it has in your real life?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let go of your unhappiness once and for all. Who knows, you might even find true happiness in the most unexpected of places – like a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, awkward situations, body odor, Communication, considerate behavior, DATING, dating etiquette, embarrassing moments, emotional intelligence, FragrantCraft, Honesty, hurt feelings, Minecraft, personal hygiene, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, social etiquette, tactfulness

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ores Mined:	563	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs smell better than that guy’s pants! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and the freshest air you’ll ever breathe in a virtual world. Don’t let a rancid date ruin your gaming experience, come join us and leave the stinky situations behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. So why wait? Join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve unpleasant odors!

HubbyHomesickCraft

caregiving, comfort, Communication, compromise, family, HubbyHomesickCraft, husband, Illness, inconsiderate, love, Marriage, MONDAY, parents, relationship, Rude, selfish, sick, Support, Understanding, work

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	1928	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for some epic building challenges, crazy mini-games, and a community that will always have your back (unlike some husbands we know).

Forget about feeling sick and unloved, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always be there to support you, even if you accidentally blow up their house with TNT (oops).

So come on over and let’s build a world where you never have to worry about being called selfish for wanting a little TLC. Plus, we promise our players won’t ditch you for Fortnite nights at their parents’ house. 😉

ToxicTaterTot – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, bad friend, competitive, Controlling, dishonest, disloyal, DISRESPECTFUL, easily missed signs, friendship warning signs, jealous, lack of empathy, manipulative, Minecraft, negative influence, one sided, red flags, selfish, smp, toxic behavior, ToxicTaterTot, unhealthy relationships, unreliable, untrustworthy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Buildings Constructed:	49
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some truly wild and wacky adventures!

Join our server if you want to befriend a group of players who are so chaotic that they make creepers look like cuddly kittens. From pranking each other with TNT traps to starting impromptu dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the craziness of our community. If you see someone building a house out of obsidian and calling it a “modern art masterpiece,” that’s a sure sign that they’ll fit right in. But if someone starts hoarding all the diamonds and refuses to share, well, let’s just say they might not be the best friend material.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, pull off some epic pranks, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!