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  • VicariousVillager in Minecraft SMP

    VicariousVillager in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 9560
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3451 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a humblebragger in the bedroom? Want to feel sexy, loved, and cared for in a Minecraft SMP like never before? Join our server and experience the ultimate virtual satisfaction! No need to troon out or be brainwashed by the media – just come as you are and enjoy multiple orgasms in a safe and inclusive environment. Don’t settle for vicarious roles in sex, join us and be the star of your own Minecraft love story!

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  • SongRentFreeCraft

    SongRentFreeCraft
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 9330
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Magic Items Found: 1647 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Crops Grown: 6865 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

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  • AstroCraft Minecraft Server

    AstroCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 324
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Animals Bred: 122
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Votes: 6057
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Star Shards Collected: 73
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Crops Grown: 5531

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

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  • PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

    PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 3494
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

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  • Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

    Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 8678
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 78 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dimension Hops: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

    But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

    So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

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  • Solitary Madness 1.20.4

    Solitary Madness 1.20.4
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 1548
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

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  • DailyDuo Minecraft Server

    DailyDuo Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 5118
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 428 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

    But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

    Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

    So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

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  • MomVanished6YrsLol

    MomVanished6YrsLol
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 9817
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 1320

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

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  • Tax EvasionCraft

    Tax EvasionCraft
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 5674
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5457
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 258 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

    – Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

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  • Bored Attention Superpower

    Bored Attention Superpower
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 9571
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 378 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

    We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

    So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

    Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 1519
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

    Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

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