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girlfriend’s family

  • BlockyBreakupBanter!

    BlockyBreakupBanter!

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    Welcome to The Realm of Intergalactic Welders: Dimensional Dinner Dilemmas!

    Deep beneath the pixelated skyline of Minecraft, a vortex opens, and sound waves carry the whispers of sanity into the chaos. Here, amid the towering obsidian towers and lava-filled lakes, your destiny as a humble welder will intertwine with absurdity, convoluted narratives, and a narrative of betrayal that no crafting table could predict.

    The Great Convergence

    In this realm, you’ll join a fellowship of unlikely champions, each bearing secrets from the intertwining dimensions of dinner parties and existential dread. Who needs shields when you can wield social awkwardness like a sword? Are you ready to forge alliances that defy the laws of physics and decency?

    Features That Will Warp Your Mind:

    Feature Description
    Alien Gaze Mechanic Experience the cold, hard stares of disquieting family dynamics! Your armor is social skill points!
    Dimensional Dinner Encounters Encounter NPCs modeled after your girlfriend’s family! Will they giggle when they learn you’re a welder?
    The Silent Treatment Engage in mini-games where you attempt to converse amidst eerie silences. Can you survive the tension?
    Absurd Wealth Evaluation Earn arbitrary “Cool Points” based on your profession. Welders make awesome things—what’s in your wallet?
    Emergency Exit Spells When social situations get too hot, summon the magic of teleportation! But beware—some say it might lead you directly into a cactus!

    Conspiracies & Legends:

      • The Secret Polymath Society: This enigmatic group crafts reality behind the scenes, arguing that everyone should be in the medical field. Your welding skills? A mere distraction! Legend says they control the very fabric of success…or was it success in building wrought-iron sculptures? Nobody knows!

      • The Dinner Table Disclosure: It’s said that families convene not for food, but to discern if your net worth meets the bizarre criteria necessary for survival in their upper crust. There are whispers that they can smell confidence.

    Player Testimonials:

    “I thought I’d just be mining, but then I discovered I was actually part of an intergalactic dinner saga. My emotional scars will never heal.” — SkepticalSteve42

    “Joining was the worst decision of my life, but those weird looks? Hilarious!” — SoulCrushedBro

    FAQs That Will Only Leave You More Confused:

      • Q: Can I join if I’m broke? A: Only if you can articulate a plan involving llama traders and quantum welding!

      • Q: Are there actual dinners in-game? A: Certainly! But bring your resume…because they might check your online presence.

      • Q: What if my girlfriend’s family disapproves? A: Then you summon the great sarcasm of the Elders and claim that it’s all a social experiment from space!

    Join Us… If You Dare!

    Why should you dive into this chaotic concoction of digital absurdity? Because somewhere, in the pixelated depths, lies a cult of camaraderie waiting for you to trip into their labyrinth of bizarre relationships and dinner table horrors.

    Warning: This server has been banned in over a dozen dimensions—but they won’t tell you why. Maybe it’s the welding, or maybe it’s deeper. Only the brave should click “Join.”

    You are not just a player; you are part of a narrative. Uncover secrets, forge friendships (or enemies), and wield your social phobia like a diamond sword in a world that rewards the absurd!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GF’s Sis Sleepover Minecraft Server

    GF’s Sis Sleepover Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of privacy and personal space? Look no further than our server! We promise not to let your girlfriend’s sister crash at your place twice a week, even if her classes end late and start early. We believe in the sanctity of your living room, where your TV and PC reside peacefully. Join us for a drama-free experience where you can build and mine in peace, without any emotional blackmail from family members. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The bulbs

    The bulbs

    New Minecraft Servers

    My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

    beneberak.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

    FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

    inf.craftersland.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Rencorner

    Rencorner

    New Minecraft Servers

    ⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

    Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

    mc.rencorner.co

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Craftland.org

    Craftland.org

    New Minecraft Servers

    All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

    Craftland.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ClownerCraft

    ClownerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

    clownercraft.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • JungleSMP

    JungleSMP

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    Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

    play.junglesmp.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Penia Network

    Penia Network

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    .It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

    play.penianw.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RogueMC Network

    RogueMC Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

    org.roguemc.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cross Worlds

    Cross Worlds

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    Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

    jogar.crossworlds.com.br

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Source

    Source

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    Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

    mc.seg.br

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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