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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9786 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Ores Mined: | 3888 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
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