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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 7852 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
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