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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5661 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 57 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!
Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!
