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BlockyBants Minecraft Server – Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever!

Abilities, Advanced Calculus, BlockyBants, certificate programs, coding, college, CREEPERS, data analyst, diamonds, dumb, FINALS, Friends, general studies degree, gigaretard, Graduation, Lazy, Math, Minecraft, parents, Server, square one, studying, stupidity, tech job, Ugly

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of being a gigaretard in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a genius data analyst with just a few clicks! Join us and leave your embarrassing math and coding skills behind as you embark on a journey to become the smartest player in the blocky world.

Forget about studying for finals and retaking Advanced Calculus, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic pixelated castle. Who needs a general studies degree when you can become a master builder in no time?

So come on, don’t be a brainlet in real life, join our server and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for redstone engineering and become the next Minecraft coding prodigy. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in our world. See you in the game, genius!

BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor

biomedical engineering, Blood Monitoring, Blood-Powered, Blood-Powered Chip, Bloodcraft, Chip, health, Health Innovation, health monitoring, health tech, health tracking., Healthcare, innovation, Medical Devices, medical technology, monitor, novel, Novel Chip, real-time, Real-Time Monitoring, realtime, Technology, Wearable Health Devices, wearable tech

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Farms Harvested:	220	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Buildings Constructed:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!

Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!

And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	510216	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	5

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

akihiko kayaba, Anime, Antagonist, bad, character analysis, controversial, debate, Ethics, Evil, Gaming, gray area, Kayabas, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood villain, morality, redemption arc, SÃO, Server, sword art online, video games, Villain, virtual reality

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

AyakashiCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, ayakashi triangle, AyakashiCraft, BETRAYAL, Drama, FANTASY, friendship, Jealousy, Love Triangle, Manga, manga characters, manga series, matsuri, Minecraft, relationship, romance, Secrets, senpai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, suzu, work

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Crops Grown:	7479	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Matsuri and Senpai have the craziest adventures together! Watch as they battle dragons, build epic castles, and even go on romantic dates in pixelated paradise. And don’t worry, Suzu is definitely not a cuck in this server – she’s actually a secret ninja warrior who protects the land from evil mobs. So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, love, and blocky shenanigans!

BlockyCoincidence Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, BlockyCoincidence, chance, Coincidence, crazy, destiny, Experience, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, Server, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchantments Applied:	172
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Holy Grails Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that it’s actually a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon bizarre coincidences and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows, you might even discover a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft – join us now!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, career, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, fallacies, false beliefs, generalizations, inaccuracies, Industry, Job, line of work, Misconception, misconceptions about work, misinterpretations, misunderstandings, Myths, preconceptions, Profession, Stereotypes, work

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

People often think that running a Minecraft server is just about building cool structures and surviving in the virtual world. But let me tell you, on our server, it’s a whole different ball game. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. If you don’t comply, they will unleash their army of zombie chickens on you. But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja pandas who will protect you and help you navigate through this crazy llama-filled world. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the llama uprising!

MarijuanaManiaCraft

Brazil, Brazilian law, Cannabis, court ruling, crime, criminal justice, decriminalization, drug laws, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug reform, law, Legal System, legalization, majority, Marijuana, MarijuanaManiaCraft, Possession, SUPREME COURT, top court

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Crops Grown:	6614	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we be livin’ like the top court in Brazil – chillin’ and smokin’ that sweet Mary Jane without a care in the world! Who needs to worry about possession when you can be building epic structures and exploring crazy worlds in Minecraft? Join us and be part of the dankest community around. Plus, our PvP battles are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re floating on a cloud of smoke. So come on, join us and let’s blaze it up together!

StickShift80sKarate

1980s, 70s, 80s, 90s, ALI, classic, Coming of Age, cultural references, Daniel, driving stick, film, Martial Arts, mom, Movie, Nostalgia, Setting, StickShift80sKarate, The Karate Kid, time period

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Void Gems Collected:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can learn karate like the karate kid!!! we got senseis who will teach u how to wax on, wax off while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

we even have a secret dojo where u can challenge other players to epic karate battles to see who is the ultimate karate master of the server.

plus, if u join now, u get a free bonsai tree to decorate ur virtual minecraft house with. so come on, join now and become the karate king of the minecraft world!!!

AntidepressantDropOutsCraft

antidepressant withdrawal, AntidepressantDropOutsCraft, antidepressants, cost effective, GP support, Healthcare, long-term use, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, prescription drugs, psychological support, Quitting, Recovery, scale, study, support system, Therapy, Treatment, UK researchers

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8207	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
New Chunks Explored:	18325	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server and you’ll be so happy you’ll quit taking antidepressants! Our server is so lit that even the saddest of sad bois will be all smiles. Our players are like therapists, but way cheaper and way more fun. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro in no time. So ditch those meds and come join the party!