gigaretard – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockyBants Minecraft Server – Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever!

Abilities, Advanced Calculus, BlockyBants, certificate programs, coding, college, CREEPERS, data analyst, diamonds, dumb, FINALS, Friends, general studies degree, gigaretard, Graduation, Lazy, Math, Minecraft, parents, Server, square one, studying, stupidity, tech job, Ugly

Are you tired of being a gigaretard in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a genius data analyst with just a few clicks! Join us and leave your embarrassing math and coding skills behind as you embark on a journey to become the smartest player in the blocky world.

Forget about studying for finals and retaking Advanced Calculus, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic pixelated castle. Who needs a general studies degree when you can become a master builder in no time?

So come on, don’t be a brainlet in real life, join our server and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for redstone engineering and become the next Minecraft coding prodigy. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in our world. See you in the game, genius!

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LoveCraft Server 1.20.5

1.20.5, Affection, celebration, Chocolate, couples, Cupid, Date night, Flowers, Gifts, Happy, Heart, holiday, love, lovecraft, Naughty, Pervs, PINK, red, relationships, romance, Server, SWEETHEARTS, Valentine’s Day

Yo, listen up you weirdos! If you wanna have a blast this Valentine’s Day, join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have heart-shaped blocks that shoot out heart emojis when you mine them! It’s like Cupid himself is blessing your pickaxe, bro! Plus, our pixelated roses actually smell like chocolate when you hold them in your hand. Don’t ask how, just come and smell the love, baby!

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BlockParty Minecraft Server

babysitter, best man, blockparty, Communication, engagement party, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family time, grown ups only, hosting at home, hurt feelings, immediate family, limited space, Minecraft, nieces and nephews, party etiquette, party planning, Server, Siblings, value judgment, wedding advice

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a party like no other, where the only rule is to leave the kids at home (or face the wrath of offended siblings).

Immerse yourself in a world of jazz, cocktails, and wedding advice, all while navigating the treacherous waters of family dynamics. Will you be able to keep the peace between feuding relatives, or will you find yourself caught in the crossfire of sibling rivalry?

But fear not, for we offer a solution to all your babysitting woes! Simply hire a virtual babysitter in-game and enjoy a drama-free experience like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the true reason behind the mysterious grudge against the niblings.

So come join us on this wild ride of engagement parties and family feuds, because on this server, the more drama, the merrier!

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PartyPoPo911

Community Backlash, Drunk, elderly couples, feeling depressed, Feeling embarrassed, late night, loud party, Meeting, messy divorce, neighbors, newly wed couple, noise complaint, one time thing, party pooper, PartyPoPo911, Police, school test, single mom, single parents, Valentine’s Day

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of noisy neighbors and party poopers! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can party all night long without any complaints from Karen next door.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, without any judgment from bitter single parents or drunk newlyweds. You can create your own valentine’s day party and invite all your friends, without worrying about the cops showing up.

So come on over and join us for a wild and crazy time on our Minecraft server. Let’s make some fun memories and leave all the drama behind! After all, who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual friends who never complain about your loud music?

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Creeper Commute Chaos

Chaos, Commute, creeper

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who blast their music or watch videos without headphones on public transportation? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from that madness! Join us and never have to endure the sound of someone else’s questionable taste in music ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you’re even on public transportation in the first place. So come join us and leave the noise pollution behind!

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CraftyBerlin Minecraft Server

berlin, Berlin government, Berlin news, Berlin politics, Berlin response, Berlin-Germany relations, CraftyBerlin, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, German politics, germany, government relations, Interference, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political interference, political tensions, Server, Vance, Vance controversy, Vance statement

So, like, this server is like the craziest place to play Minecraft, bro! Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers throwing a rave party in the mines! It’s like a total circus, but with blocks and stuff!

And get this, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes! It was epic, man! And another time, we had a group of players who formed a band and played virtual concerts in the town square. It was so lit, you could hear the villagers dancing from miles away!

Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! It’s like a medieval war zone, but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. You gotta be quick on your feet if you wanna survive, bro!

So, come join us on this wild ride of a server! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the dancing cows, they’re a real hoot!

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NatoVsPutin2023

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, global affairs, international relations, Military, military buildup, nato, NatoVsPutin2023, Politics, putin, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War, Warning, Zelensky

so, like, u know how putin is all like “i’m gonna start a war against nato countries next year” and zelensky is all like “oh noes”? well, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds for days. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him.

join us and be part of epic battles, build insane structures, and maybe even uncover the secret of why steve is always so blocky. trust me, this server is the bomb diggity and u don’t wanna miss out. so what are u waiting for? come on in and let’s have some minecraft fun!

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SwipeCraft: Risky Business

Boredom, Business, casual encounters, Casual Sex, college life, college students, Connections, dating apps, EXCITEMENT, hookup culture, hookup platforms, Hookups, Men, online dating, relationships, Risky, risky behaviors, risky sexual behaviors, sexual health, Swipecraft, Tinder, Women

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s filled with college students who use dating apps like Tinder! They’re all about dat casual encounters life, ya know? And get dis, they’re more likely to do risky stuff in da bedroom! 🙈

So like, if u wanna spice up ur Minecraft game and add some thrill, dis is da place to be! Plus, all da ladies on dis server are all about dat excitement and adventure, so if u wanna find ur Minecraft soulmate, dis is where it’s at! 😜

And get dis, boredom is like da key motivator for da ladies on dis server. So if u wanna find some hot connections and have a blast, join us now! Who knows, u might even find ur Minecraft bae while u’re at it! 🔥💕

Don’t miss out on all da fun and excitement, join our server now and let’s get this party started! 🎉 #MinecraftLove #TinderForBlocks

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LilacMC

admin shops, books, cherry on top, Community, core features, custom ones., Discord, Fresh, Friendly, Fun, LilacMC, Lively, MCMMO, packed server, server ip, shape economy, smp, Towny Server, Valentine’s Elytra Race, Valentine’s Event, Website, Welcoming

LilacMC Overview

Description
Hi everyone! 🌸 Welcome to LilacMC, a Towny server where our goal is to create a fun, welcoming, and friendly community for everyone to enjoy! We’ve packed the server with exciting plugins like Towny, mcMMO, and other core features, plus some custom ones designed just for us! And here’s the cherry on top – our economy is entirely player-driven! That means you get to shape the server’s economy (no admin shops here!). If you’re searching for a fresh, lively, and fun server to call home, come give LilacMC a try!

Description

Hi everyone! 🌸 Welcome to LilacMC, a Towny server where our goal is to create a fun, welcoming, and friendly community for everyone to enjoy! We’ve packed the server with exciting plugins like Towny, mcMMO, and other core features, plus some custom ones designed just for us! And here’s the cherry on top – our economy is entirely player-driven! That means you get to shape the server’s economy (no admin shops here!). If you’re searching for a fresh, lively, and fun server to call home, come give LilacMC a try!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the newest feature on LilacMC?	The newest feature is the Valentine’s Event 2025 & Valentine’s Elytra Race.
What is the server IP?	play.lilacmc.net (1.20.1 – 1.21.4)
What is the website for LilacMC?	https://lilacmc.net
Does LilacMC have a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Mirai Craft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, asmr, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave US branch, Cera Luceria, Craft, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia Alias Anono, Maeve Morveren, merch, mirai, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, Network, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got Pillow ASMR as our adopted classmate, so you can sleep with a pillow on her birthday every day! Our Gen 4 talents are as crazy as a creeper explosion, with Lyko Lianna, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, and Terra 404 ready to rock your world. Plus, our Brave EN groups will make you question reality with talents like Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, and Taring Hu. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and experience the madness firsthand!

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Dollhouse Drama Minecraft Server

Behavior, Boundaries, Childhood, children, Communication, compromise, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dollhouse, dolls, Drama, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family, Frustration, Memories, Minecraft, parenting, patience, relationships, Server, Toys, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with doll drama? Want a break from the endless cycle of doll haircuts and drawings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where dolls are banned and creativity knows no limits!

Our server is the perfect place for parents who are tired of playing doll police. No more confiscated dolls, no more ruined childhood memories. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

Join us and build your own doll-free paradise. Let your imagination run wild as you create epic structures, explore vast landscapes, and battle fearsome mobs. Say goodbye to doll drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the doll drama behind. Who knew escaping from doll chaos could be so much fun?

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