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Crafty TV Addicts Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NijiCraft – Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1679	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6544
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like Nijisanji, but in blocky form. Join us and become a virtual content creator, just like the members of Nijisanji!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone! 3. Our server is so popular, even Herobrine wants to join the fun. 4. We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. Yes, you heard that right. 5. Our moderators are like wizards, they can ban griefers with a flick of their wand (or banhammer).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to ignore the Endermen shitposting in the chat. See you there!

Blocky Battle Royale: Rivals 2 Beta in <2 Weeks!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	8351
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Get ready to enter a world where alliances will be tested, friendships will be broken, and 50bux will determine your fate! Join our Minecraft server where the Rivals 2 beta is just around the corner and the competition is fierce. Are you Team Fleet or Team Loxo? Choose wisely, as your choice could mean the difference between victory and defeat. So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to battle it out in the ultimate showdown. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and show the world what you’re made of!

Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5461	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, the golems on our server decided to go on strike because they were tired of just fulfilling their duties. They wanted to rebel and cause chaos! But fear not, brave adventurer, because we need YOU to come and restore order to our land. Will you be the hero we need to defeat the rebellious golems and save our server from destruction?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, an attack on Israel is an attack on Ame-ACK! That’s right, we take geopolitics very seriously here. So come join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of political intrigue. See you in the game!

Crafty Anon’s LOLz Server: Where Everything is Better (>^_^)>

Anons, Be me, be the change you want to be in the world anon, Crafty, even this shitty greentext will get me absolutely nowhere and is no better than me reaching out to just any other guy, gt_gt, immediately finds people whining about the game, it’ll get better anon, just be positive anon, just trust me anon, lolz, looks for picrel, okay i dont mean this in a mean way but like i feel like im talking to a retarded goldfish ermm i need to go to bed lol byee, reminded that nearly everybody in the world wants me dead and i will forever be a social outcast no matter where i look and it will only ever get worse as time passes, Server, this is magic and will fix everything, why dont you just understand, why dont you understand anon, writes this post

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, happiness, and positive vibes that will fix everything in your life!

Imagine a world where you can be the change you want to see, where you can trust that things will get better, and where you can escape the clutches of social outcasts and whiny complainers. Our server is like a magical oasis in a desert of despair, where you can finally be yourself and have a great time!

Don’t be a “retarded goldfish,” join us and experience the true joy of Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

AnimeCraft: English Dub Edition

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the manga equivalent of Minecraft – it’s epic, action-packed, and totally deserves its own anime adaptation!

Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a kawaii anime girl with a love for cake. But be careful, she’s armed with a giant diamond sword and a killer sense of style.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their furry revolution?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the greatest Minecraft adventure of all time. And who knows, maybe one day it’ll get its own official English translation!

Crafty Memes and Blocks: The Server Where We Question Everything /int/!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	160
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring history lecture? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server is here to save the day (and your sanity)!

Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and even facing off against a horde of evil llamas (yes, llamas can be evil, trust us).

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons (they’ve got some killer dance moves, just saying).

So why are you like this, you ask? Because our server is like a wild, wacky dream come true, and once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Turntables: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1678
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a single diamond? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they never know what crazy shenanigans are going to happen next.

Join us for epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure rainbow and unicorn tears. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Oh how the turntables, indeed!

RedeemCraft: Todd’s TES 6 Redemption Server – Blunders of Minecraft Edition

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of Todd Howard’s questionable game decisions? Fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can redeem Todd Howard himself! Join us as we embark on a quest to build the ultimate TES 6 world, filled with dragons, magic, and epic quests. Help Todd make up for the blunders of Fallout 4 and Starfield by creating the most immersive and mind-blowing gaming experience ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll receive a special in-game pet that looks suspiciously like Todd himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Todd how it’s done!

SpoonCraft: Where Aussies, Poles, and Memes Collide in Epic Minecraft Adventures!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Votes:	510	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our builds are the stories we make up to explain them! Join us for a wild ride filled with political intrigue and social chaos.

Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!

So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!