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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1681 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 100 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our visa-required Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because TNT is a common form of greeting here). See you there, saars!