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NoFapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of being a broken gooner slave forever? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the succubus! Our server is filled with magical creatures and adventures that will make you forget all about your nofap struggles. Plus, rumor has it that the rare diamond blocks on our server have the power to break any curse. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your epic journey to freedom and glory!

CruiseCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, chip in, Conversation, cruise, CruiseCraft, Friend, Irritation, Job, joking, Leeching, Minecraft, MONEY, paid, phone use, Reflection, Server, social media detox, Transfer, Upset, WiFi

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Votes:	5608
Farms Harvested:	826	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you tired of friends leeching off your resources like a parasitic creeper in Minecraft? Join our server where leeching is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your friendship fortress with fellow players who will happily mooch off your hard-earned resources without a second thought. Watch as your in-game wealth dwindles while your friends thrive off your generosity. Who needs diamonds when you have friends like these, amirite? Join now and experience the ultimate leeching adventure!

ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.

Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1380	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	3176
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Emeralds Found:	8060	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2947
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9627

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4984
Magic Items Found:	5103	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.