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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1975 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 208 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto your profits even when it looks like the market is going to the moon! Who needs financial security when you can have the rush of potentially losing it all in one fell swoop?
So come on down to our server and embrace your inner greedy cunt – we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). See you on the flip side, you money-hungry maniacs!