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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 643 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3571 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where u can find a portal to a whole new dimension filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers. it’s like a party in there 24/7, bro.
oh, and did i mention that the admin is a wizard who can turn u into a dragon if u bring him a stack of golden apples? like, who wouldn’t want to be a freakin dragon in minecraft?
so, yeah, join this server and let your wildest dreams come true. or at least have a good laugh at the insanity that goes down here.