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GoodVibesMC Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	106	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those negative feelings! Our server is so fun and silly that you’ll forget all about wanting to die. We have magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and dancing creepers that will make you laugh until you cry (tears of joy, of course). So come on over and let us show you that life is worth living when you’re surrounded by pixelated awesomeness!

SnailCraft Minecraft Server – BTC 100k Challenge

100k, btc, challenge, Consistency, cryptocurrency, Daily, determination, Digital Currency, financial goal, goal-setting, internet trend, investing, long-term commitment, Minecraft, Online Community, patience, perseverance, Server, snail, SnailCraft, snailposting, social media, viral challenge

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	166
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Farms Harvested:	905
Villages Defended:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ores Mined:	3353	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server where the snails have taken over and are posting memes every day until Bitcoin reaches 100k!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where you can ride giant snails into battle against evil zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Snail King who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more slime).

So come join us on our wacky adventure and help us reach our goal of reaching 100k BTC before the snails take over the world!

StepDadCop Minecraft Server

Apology, arrest threat, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, Legality, live location, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Parental authority, parental controls, phone control, privacy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, STALKING, StepDadCop, Stepfather, Technology

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of your stepdad stalking you through your phone? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where parental controls don’t exist! No more live location tracking, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated freedom!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone snooping on your every move. On our server, you can unleash your creativity without fear of being spied on by a step-parent. Plus, we have a strict no-stalking policy – unless you count creepers, but they’re more into blowing up blocks than invading your privacy.

So come join us and leave all your parental control woes behind. Who needs a stepdad tracking your every move when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to freedom – one block at a time!

BabyBlockParty

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2127	New Chunks Explored:	373532
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Farms Harvested:	736
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	57

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Just like the wild antics of your FIL’s girlfriend, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging drunken messages and threats while trying to build the perfect pixelated world. Our community is divided on whether you should let her in or keep her out, just like your family!

But fear not, on our server, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to join your virtual family gatherings. Who needs pedicures and girls’ days when you can have epic battles and adventures with fellow players?

So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, just like when your FIL’s girlfriend grabbed his phone in the middle of the night. Who knows what crazy antics await you on our server!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	45
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Oh, you definitely need to join our Minecraft server if you’re feeling down! Our virtual world is filled with magical unicorns that give out free hugs, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…unless you run out of snacks, of course!

YoungCraft – Try it Before Wrinkles!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks or participate in our annual “Dance-Off with the Ender Dragon” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is!

CyprusCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Cyprus, Cyprus-Israel relations, CyprusCraft, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah threats, Hezbollah warning, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aggression, military intervention, Minecraft, political tension, potential conflict, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, Terrorism, Threats, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	49
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	283	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about hezbollah threatening war against cyprus if it helps israel and ur like wtf? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just build ur own lil world without any crazy threats. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper that explodes on command. come join us and let’s have a blast (literally)!

Hezbollah Havoc: Minecraft Mayhem

all-out war, civilian sites, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military confrontation, military sites, Minecraft, national security, political instability, Propaganda, regional crisis, security threat, Surveillance, Tension, video footage, Warning

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got military bases and civilian sites that will blow your mind! it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now before things get too real and we all end up in an all-out war in minecraft land! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this chaos! #minecraftwarzone #joinusbeforeitstoolate

TurduckenCraft: The Final Layer

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Towns Built:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

join our epic minecraft server where humans are the final layer after eating a turducken. yes, you heard that right. forget about boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff. on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie chickens and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot.

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

but beware, there are also creepers that explode into confetti and skeletons that shoot arrows made of spaghetti. it’s a crazy world out there, but if you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the time of your life. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate turducken warrior!

DynastyCraft – 1.12.2 Modded Medieval

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

DynastyCraft - 1.12.2 Modded Medieval Minecraft Server

DynastyCraft – Modded 1:135 Earth Factions set in the Dark Ages

Server Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/dynastycraft-official-modpack.1982222/about

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fRKxthEv32

View our Dynasty Tree: https://app.mural.co/t/dynastycraft4614/m/dynastycraft4614/1703342169285/7d3e8296da894640518ff985c62981ae56bd74bb?sender=u4466355caa360503a5113250

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