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Unleash the Memes: The Anti-Normalfag Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Crops Grown:	8153
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of being a normalfag in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of friends, girlfriends, college, and jobs. Say goodbye to assholes and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggles of real life.

On our server, you can build your dream world without the fear of being judged or used by others. No more looking like a retard, just pure creativity and fun. And if you’re addicted to drugs, don’t worry – our virtual world is the perfect escape.

So why waste time in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best life online? Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and never look back!

Crafty Creepers: Overlord Edition

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	New Chunks Explored:	373260

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the best girl of Overlord would want to play on it? Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream world and hang out with other players who are just as obsessed with anime as you are.

Join us and you might even run into Ainz Ooal Gown himself, building a castle made entirely out of diamonds while wearing a tutu. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen cosplaying as Albedo.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans begin!

SnowflakeCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

anger, antisocial behavior, Bigotry, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, equality, harmful attitudes, harmful beliefs, hate, ignorance, inclusion, intolerance, mental illness, prejudice, racial tension, racism, SnowflakeCraft, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, white people, worries

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of dealing with the mentally ill, stupid, antisocial, stand offish, parasocial, autistic, angry white people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those pesky white folks once and for all. Our server is a safe haven for those who are fed up with the insanity of the real world. Build your own paradise, free from the clutches of the white man. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and start living your best non-white life in Minecraft!

CraftyCows: Where even the cows know what’s up about India

Beliefs, Cows, CraftyCows, criticism, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural understanding, Desperation, discrimination, DISTANCING, Diversity, Hinduism, India, Indians, justification, Larping, misconceptions, online learning, past few years, prejudice, right, Stereotypes, whats

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2832	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. We have epic quests that involve battling fierce mobs, exploring hidden dungeons, and even facing off against a giant chicken boss (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and entertaining community you’ll ever come across. From epic build battles to ridiculous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging out with us.

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the Minecraft universe?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might want to steer clear of that boss battle.

Crafty Banter

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mines Excavated:	2531
Divine Spears Created:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	390140	Alien Abductions:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring dialogue? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Explore mysterious switches that do who knows what, embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head, and try to figure out what the heck is going on with our nonsensical victory voiceovers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you do x, y will happen… whatever that means! And don’t even get us started on the budget blown on ridiculous dialogue – Hogwarts Legacy has got nothing on us!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright absurd!

Girl Power Craft: Where all women are secretly creeper queens!

Behavior, Communication, Craft, creeper, discrimination, empowerment, equality, Expectations, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, girl, Misogyny, pet, power, prejudice, QUEENS, relationships, Respect, Secretly, society, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered how to navigate the mysterious world of women? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and learn the secrets to unlocking the hearts of all women, turning them into your loyal pets in no time. Trust us, it’s a game-changer! So come on, join us and become the ultimate master of relationships in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Pixelated Pick-Up Lines: Minecraft Edition

consent, Cute girls, Decision making, Edition, Ethics, FANTASY, gender bending, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender swap, gender transformation, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, lines, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal boundaries, pickup, pixelated, role reversal, Self Discovery, self-exploration, Sexuality, transformation

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Crops Grown:	2185	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Animals Bred:	75	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, you have the chance to turn into a cute girl and do the deed! That’s right, no more boring blocky characters, now you can be a sassy, stylish lady taking on the Minecraft world in style. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see where your new cute girl persona takes you!

The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with hateful cunts on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! We once had a player who was being a total douchebag, but don’t worry, we swiftly banished them to the Nether where they can be salty for eternity. Join us for a drama-free, cunt-free, and totally epic Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Lols

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8869	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our players include Enna, Millie, Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University), and Reimu. Enna is known for her epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, while Millie is the queen of pranks and mischief. Nina is a master at survival mode, taking on mobs like a boss. And Reimu? Well, let’s just say her PvP skills are unmatched.

But that’s not all! We also have Ethyria Essentials, a mystical land filled with rare resources and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where diamonds rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Just beware of the exploding sheep and the zombie pigmen riding chickens. It’s a wild world out there, but we wouldn’t have it any other way!