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Polite Creeper

Courtesy, creeper, customs, DeCorum, empty gestures, Etiquette, formalities, insincere, Manners, meaningless, niceties, obligatory, Pleasantries, Pointless, Polite, propriety, social norms, societal expectations, superficial, Traditions, Unnecessary

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	200
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Emeralds Found:	4833	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Are you tired of boring, polite Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to be as impolite as possible!

Need to chop down someone’s tree? Go for it! Want to steal someone’s diamonds? Feel free! This server is all about chaos and mayhem, so come join the fun and let your inner troll shine!

But that’s not all – we also have the most ridiculous events and challenges you’ve ever seen. From lava parkour races to building competitions where the theme is “ugliest house possible”, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who needs politeness when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos?

CraftyChinaSpyz

anti-espionage, China, Chinese government, CraftyChinaSpyz, Cyber Security, Data Protection, efforts, espionage prevention, espionage prevention measures, Government, Information Security, intelligence, mobile devices, national security, privacy, regulations, SECURITY, smartphone inspections, smartphone security., Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

lol u kno wat wud b way more fun than smartphone inspections? joining our minecraft server!!! yea u heard me right, instead of worrying bout spies n stuff, come join us for sum epic building n battling action!!

we got creeper armies that march around like they own the place, but don’t worry, we got u covered with our secret weapon: exploding pigs!! yea u heard me right, pigs that go BOOM!!

plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot, like enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs!! trust me, u won’t find that on any other server.

so forget bout those boring inspections, come join us for a wild ride on our minecraft server!! who needs smartphones when u got exploding pigs, amirite??

Charged Creeper: The Explosive Fun Server! No TNT Required, Just Bring Your Sense of Humor.

BRING, Charged, Community, Creative, creeper, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Events, explosive, Friendly staff, Fun, Hardcore, humor, Land Claims, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, required, Roleplay, sense, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Tnt, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	209	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, Monster Heads, RTP, TPA, Autocrafters, Land Claiming, Non-Premium Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Economy	Sell items at your chosen price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions with ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and custom Help menu

Website Discord Channel Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, Cross-Platform play is supported with ViaVersion and Geyser.
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through the voting system and player economy.
Is there a Discord channel for the server?	Yes, there is an informative Discord channel with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting.

CraftyHistory Minecraft Server

#youtube, Content Creator, controversy, CraftyHistory, internet celebrity, internet community, internet culture, internet culture critique, internet drama, internet fame, internet historian, internet personality, meme historian, Minecraft, Online Community, online persona, online reputation, ourguy, reaction video, Server, social media, viral video, WTF

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the elusive Herobrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

Anby, Billy, capcom, cute sharky, Ellen Character Teaser, grace, hoyoverse, Koleda, Lycaon, Minecraft, mobile, Nekomata, New Eridu, Nicole, no flaming allowed, PC, pre-registration, PS5, release date, rina, Server, Solder 11, STICKERS, Trailer, Web Event, zenless zone zero, ZenlessZoneZero

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7934	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cute as a shark but as fierce as a flamethrower? Look no further than our server, where we have a strict no flaming policy because we prefer to keep things cool and chill like a cucumber in a snowstorm.

Join us for the most outrageous adventures you can imagine, from building epic structures to battling mythical creatures. Our server is so popular that we already have 44+ trillion pre-registrations – that’s more than the number of stars in the sky!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive character teasers like Ellen begging for mercy, and special programs like “Welcome to New Eridu” where you’ll feel like you’ve entered a whole new dimension.

And if you need a break from all the action, check out our character demos featuring Lycaon, Billy, Nicole, Anby, Nekomata, Grace, Koleda, Rina, and Solder 11. They’re so cool, they’ll make you want to join our server even more.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft server – where the only limit is your imagination!

SpouseOuttaHouse Minecraft Server

autism, Awareness, children, common courtesy, Communication, communication breakdown, consideration, Courtesy, courtesy heads up, courtesy reminder, Expectations, family, family dynamics, heads up, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, Spouse, SpouseOuttaHouse

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2709	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my family life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like my wife leaving without a word, you never know what to expect on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest or accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless!

With more drama than a reality TV show, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who needs to watch soap operas when you can experience the drama firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like when my 5-year-old with autism decides to make a run for it out the front door. Trust us, it’ll be a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

WeddingWoesCraft

brother, car accident, Communication, Conflict, decision, drunk driver, ex girlfriend, family, fiancée, Funeral, Grief, hotel room, Jealousy, Old friend, plane ticket, regret, relationship, stranger, Support, Wedding, WeddingWoesCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the story of this throwaway account.

Join us and experience the thrill of forbidden love, family drama, and heartbreak. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness all the craziness firsthand?

Don’t miss out on the funeral of a stranger, where you might just find yourself in the middle of a love triangle. Will you choose your fiancée or your ex-girlfriend? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who needs a wedding when you can have a funeral instead? It’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t want to miss. Join now and let the drama begin!

CraftyMatch – Minecraft Server

CraftyMatch, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Votes:	7830	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for the perfect server to call home? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through the pixelated wonders of our world. Want to ride a flying pig? We’ve got ’em! How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords? Yep, we’ve got that too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a blocky hero and make all your friends jealous with your insane Minecraft stories. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

ScamCraft: The Ultimate Betrayal

BETRAYAL, consumer protection, cybercrime, fraud, internet safety, internet scam, online fraud, online scam, online security, phishing, scam, scam alert, scam awareness, scam experience, scam prevention, scam tactics, scam victim, Scam Warning, ScamCraft, scammer, Ultimate, Unethical, Website

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Emeralds Found:	8772	Dragons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	71	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Are you tired of being scammed by unethical websites that promise you diamonds but give you dirt instead? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about being scammed again, because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and dirt is banned for life! Plus, we have a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any scammers trying to sneak into our server. So come on over and join the craziest, most scam-free Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Höcke’s Nazi Fines Minecraft Server

afd, controversial, court fines, extremism, far right, Fine, fines, German court, germany, Hate Speech, Höcke, Höckes, legal action, legal consequences, Minecraft, nazi, Nazi slogan, penalty, political party, right wing, second use, Server, slogan

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

so, like, u should totally join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we have this crazy dude who got fined by a german court for using a nazi slogan TWICE. like, who even does that, amirite? so if u wanna be part of a server that’s so wild even the nazis are like “whoa, chill bro,” then u gotta join us. plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and stuff. it’s like, super exclusive and only the coolest players get access. so like, come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. it’s gonna be lit, fam.