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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5109 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, they just opened up this super top secret trial for this u.s. reporter who they think is a spy or something. like, can u believe it? anyway, if u want to escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground base where we hide from the government. it’s like a spy thriller but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a secret code language that only the coolest players can crack. so come join us and leave all that espionage drama behind!
