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BdaySurprise Minecraft Server

adhd, BdaySurprise, bedtime, Birthday, birthday dinner, Boyfriend, Caring, Communication, Cooking, eating enough, family, Gaming, hangry, holidays, love, Minecraft, mothering, relationship, reminder, Server, Sleep, travel, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take better care of you than this boyfriend takes care of themselves! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop fun and excitement.

Forget about staying up until 4-5am gaming and then complaining about being tired – on our server, the party never stops! We’ll make sure you get enough sleep and food so you can game to your heart’s content without any worries.

Don’t worry about forgetting important dates like birthdays, because on our server, every day is a celebration! We’ll shower you with love and attention, and maybe even send you a text before your dentist does.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you’ll never have to worry about being mothered or nagged. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. ADHD folks welcome – we understand the struggle and we’re here to support you. See you in the game!

ChocSisXmasRevenge

#Thoughtfulness, Apology, Bathbombs, Chocolate, ChocSisXmasRevenge, christmas, Communication, Effort, family, gender dysphoria, Gifts, Gratitude, holidays, makeup, POSTERS, relationships, Selfishness, shopping, Siblings, Surprise, ungrateful

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Potions Brewed:	31	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3897	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with ungrateful siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, just like the drama between you and your sister over Christmas gifts.

On our server, you can unleash your inner pettiness by gifting your sister virtual chocolate boxes instead of the posters she wanted. Watch as she throws a digital tantrum and calls you selfish and ungrateful, just like in real life!

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your sibling rivalry needs. Build a virtual world where you can finally get the recognition you deserve for your thoughtful gifts, even if it’s just in block form. So come join us and let the sibling drama unfold in the most absurd way possible!

MinePrisonChallenges

Challenges, coping mechanisms, incarceration, inmate relationships, ISOLATION, justice system, Legal System, life behind bars, mental health, MinePrisonChallenges, Prison, prison culture, Prison food, prison guards, prison reform, prison routine, recidivism, redditors, Rehabilitation, reintegration, violence

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ores Mined:	6613
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3952
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Are you tired of being confined to a boring, real-life prison? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of breaking out of virtual cells, dodging virtual guards, and crafting your way to freedom!

Our server is filled with ex-convicts who have mastered the art of surviving in the pixelated world. From building secret underground bases to staging epic prison riots, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual guards are no match for your cunning strategies and creative building skills.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a wild adventure in Minecraft, join us now! Who knew serving time could be so much fun?

CanalClapbackCraft

Backlash, canal, CanalClapbackCraft, central america, Comments.., controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, panama, panama canal, Political, president, response, TAKEOVER, trump, U.S, united states

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

Pixel Pals Retreat

Burnout, Digital Detox, digital technology, employee wellness, hyperconnected, mental fatigue, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, PALS, physical health, physical wellbeing, PIXEL, productivity, Relaxation, remote work, Retreat, screen time, self-care, stress, techno-strain, technology addiction, work-life balance

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!

rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.

come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?

so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!

Other Trim SMP

alliances, begin.., Betraying, bored, Chaos, Discord, flamefrags, Friends, Fun, interested, Join, Mod Pack, Modded, NAPPA, post, PvP, Server, smp, Trim, unfold, watch

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8896	Ores Mined:	5800
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Farms Harvested:	613
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
I’m genuinely just looking for people who want to do a pvp smp similar to flamefrags, nappa, and all of those guys. I’m just kind of bored and I want to watch the chaos unfold with people making alliances and betraying friends. I think it would be fun, so if you’re interested, join the server where the mod pack will be posted and when the server will begin. https://discord.gg/fGuXEDSY

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a pvp smp where players can engage in battles, form alliances, and betray friends for the ultimate gaming experience.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link here and follow the instructions posted there.

Q: When will the server begin?

A: The server start date will be announced on the Discord server, so make sure to join and stay updated on any developments.

Mystic Misty Isles 1.20.6

#misty, 1.20.6, apologize deeply, apologize sincerely, Apologize.., Apology, ask for forgiveness, ask for mercy, ask for pardon, beg for forgiveness, express regret, express remorse, feel sorry, forgiveness, ib sowwy, Isles, make amends, mystic, regret, remorse, seek forgiveness, seek pardon, show remorse, Sorry.

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	666557	Ores Mined:	6380

Omg, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn party in pixel form! 🦄🎉

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds, it’s insane! ✨💎

You can build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil chickens, it’s epic! 🏰🐷🐔

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance, it’s lit! 💃🕺💥

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a llama wearing a top hat, you won’t regret it! 🦙🎩🤪

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General TFW NFC West Edition

Al Green, Ankle Injury, Brandon Joseph, Bryce Young, Bucs, Cade Otton, cousins, cowboys, Dave Canales, Dionte Johnson, DUI, Edition, falcons, fumble, general, Jerod Mayo, Josh Allen, knee injury, Lions, Minecraft, mvp, NFC, NFCWest, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, patriots, pick-6, rams, Russell Wilson, smp, Tank Dell, Texans, tfw, Theme, Trevon Diggs, Waivers, West

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than Josh Allen playing through a severe injury in an MVP run? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.

Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!

We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!

But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.

FamilyGatherGoneWrong

asserting boundaries, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gathering, Family Support, FamilyGatherGoneWrong, father-son argument, Generational conflict, leaving a gathering, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, self-care, stepfather relationship, teenage drama, toxic behavior

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a family-friendly experience unlike any other!

Are you tired of family gatherings going to hell really fast? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building and exploring with fellow players!

Just like in the story above, you can avoid arguments with your dad by immersing yourself in our virtual world. No need to worry about getting kicked out of a family gathering – on our server, you’re always welcome!

So come join us for a fun and drama-free experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? See you there!

Block and Roll Craft

BLOCK, Craft, Roll

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than post-sex activities is building a virtual empire with your new online buddies! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So come on, join us and let’s get crafting!