gets less heat than an undercard jobber – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

MineCrafty Trump Server
aid, Assistance, clearance efforts, controversy, Cuts, decision, Defense, funding, Global, Government, humanitarian, Impact, International, landmines, Military, mine clearance, minecrafty, policy, post-Vietnam War, Server, Support, trump, Trump administration
come join our epic minecraft server where we BLOW UP mines instead of clearing them! forget about boring old aid, we have EXPLOSIONS and chaos galore! the trump administration would be proud of our destructive ways, come be a part of the madness! who needs peace when you can have TNT?! join now and help us create a world filled with BOOMS and BOOMS only!

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Alp Nano Tyre Quest
air quality, alp, alpine environment, bloodstream, environmental health, environmental impact, french alps, global study, high Alps, Italian Alps, LUNGS, microplastics, mountain exploration, Mountaineers, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, Pollution, pollution sources, Quest, research study, swiss alps, Tyre, vehicle tyres
Yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where u can ride on vehicle tyres made of nanoplastics in the high Alps? Well, guess what, we got u covered, fam! Our server is like no other, cuz we got mountaineers scaling peaks to find nanoplastics for a global study.
Imagine this, u riding on a tyre made of nanoplastics, feeling the adrenaline rush as u zoom down the Alps. But wait, there’s more! These nanoplastics can enter ur lungs and bloodstream, giving u that extra kick of excitement.
We found nanoplastics in 5 out of 14 sites sampled in the French, Swiss, and Italian Alps. So, if u wanna be part of this insane adventure and discover the wonders of nanoplastics, join our server now! Who needs diamonds when u can have nanoplastics, amirite? Let’s get weird and wild together, join us today!

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United Raids
1.8 Cannoning, auction house, big future, Cannons, Chunk Busters, chunk hoppers, Crates, Economy, faction server, Factions, Freecam Roam, great plugins, MCMMO, New server, personal vaults, Premium Plugins, Raiding, Ranks, Sell Chests, Tested, token shop, United Raids
United Raids is a new 1.21.1 faction server, hoping for a big future for the server. It has lots of great premium plugins, like MCMMO, Crates, Chunk Hoppers, Sell Chests, Ranks, Auction House, Token Shop, Chunk Busters, Personal Vaults, Freecam Roam, and Economy. It has 1.8 Cannoning which have been tested on many cannons from 1.8 and they have worked great!
mc.unitedraids.com

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Island Adventure 1.21.2
1.21.2, Adventure, Anime, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, GABAN, gas, Grand Line, ISLAND, Manga, MARINES, monkey d luffy, Nico Robin, one piece, OUTINSANE, Pirate, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, shonen jump, spoilers, Straw Hat Pirates, World Government
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where cows are actually aliens plotting to take over the world with their secret gas called Gaban Gas.
I swear, once you join, you’ll be on a wild adventure trying to uncover the truth behind the cows and their evil plans. Plus, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs and battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually breakdancing to dubstep music. It’s lit, bro, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.
So come on, join the server and let’s show those cows who’s boss. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the Gaban Gas, it’ll blow your mind, literally.

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CraftyCurez
coping mechanisms, CraftyCurez, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, feel better, Gratitude, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, nature therapy, positive thinking, Relaxation, self-care, social support, stress relief, Therapy
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn instead of mine? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to the end dimension in style.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs therapy when you have our server to make you feel better?

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WTOcraft: China vs Trump
China, diplomatic relations, Dispute Resolution, economic conflict, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, international trade, market volatility, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, united states, WTO, WTOcraft
so u know how trump be all like “imma put tariffs on china” and china be all like “nah fam, we ain’t havin’ that”? well now china be hittin’ back and complainin’ to the WTO like “yo, this ain’t fair, trump be trippin’”. but guess what? on this minecraft server, we don’t care ’bout no tariffs or complaints, we just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. join us and escape all that drama, build a giant panda statue or a great wall of china replica, the possibilities are endless. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the political nonsense and just chill with your fellow gamers. come join us and let’s build a better world, one block at a time. #minecraftforlife #notariffshere #chinahitsback

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Tea War No More Server
AMERICANS, Beverage, Bloody, Boycott, British, colonies, Conflict, culture, drink, History, INDEPENDENCE, patriotism, protest, Rebellion, rebellion against tyranny, revolution, revolutionaries, Server, tea, tradition, War
come join our minecraft server, where we have tea parties every day but no one drinks the tea because americans went to war over it and now they’re like “nah mate, we don’t want that bloody tea!” instead, we have epic battles with tea bags flying everywhere, it’s a real tea-riffic time. plus, we have a secret underground tea society where we plot world domination through the power of tea. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs peace when you can have a tea party war instead?

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Moon’s Late Water Delivery
astronomical events, celestial bodies, Delivery, early arrival, Earth formation, Earth’s evolution, earth’s history, Insight, Late, later arrival, life origin, moon formation, Moons, origin of life, planet, planetary formation, scientific discovery, smaller portions, Water, Water Delivery, water sources
so, liek, u kno how water is, liek, super important for life an stuff? well, turns out it didnt even get here until way later than we thought! but dont worry, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can experience all the water u want, whenever u want!
imagine building ur own underwater kingdom or exploring vast oceans filled with treasure and danger. on our server, the water is always flowing and ready for u to dive in and have a splashin’ good time!
join us and be part of a community that knows the importance of water in the universe. who needs early water delivery when u can have it all right here, right now? come on in and make a splash with us!

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GhostMC.EU
Creative, KitPvP, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Server Survival Creative Minigames PVP Adventure Building Exploration Redstone Mods Plugins Online Sandbox Fantasy Roleplay Community Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival
Welcome to the best Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 8 games at GhostMC!
Come check us out!
Our Discord: discord.gg/ghostmc
play.ghostmc.eu

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DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6
1.20.6, DILF, Haven, Oasis, Zoomer
Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.
Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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