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Crafty McCraftface: Let’s Get Blocky!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crops Grown:	5916
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who all communicate using only chicken noises. That’s right, forget typing in chat or using voice chat, on our server, it’s all about clucking your way to victory!

But that’s not all, our server also has a special “gravity-defying” feature where you can build upside down and sideways without any limitations. Want to create a floating castle in the sky? Go for it! Want to build an underground city that defies all laws of physics? Why not!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “unicorn pig” roaming the server. This mythical creature is said to bring good luck and fortune to those who befriend it, so keep an eye out for its sparkly rainbow trail!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the chaos and laughter that awaits you!

Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	39
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Towns Built:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8134

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Falling into the Void:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Ores Mined:	4622
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!

Mint Phantom Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mines Excavated:	3218	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Pious Cake Edition where you can bake virtual cakes and offer them to the Minecraft gods for blessings!

But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!

Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!

And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!

Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4771	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe electing Kamala Harris is the key to unlocking insane gains in the virtual economy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive stocks, booming real estate, mind-blowing crypto, and glittering precious metals.

Stocks are set to soar to new heights under Kamala’s leadership, with infrastructure, green energy, and tech sectors on the brink of a massive boom. Get ready to watch your virtual portfolio skyrocket like never before!

Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.

Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.

And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

☝️🚫👇MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

TELEGRAM PREMIUM giveaway – @crazyzonemcbe

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Roco Loco Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Potions Brewed:	53	Emeralds Found:	6120
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of Loco Rocos bouncing around, ready to help you mine for diamonds. Tearaway Unfolded? More like Tearaway Unleashed! Our server is so wild, even the pixels have a mind of their own. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible!

Based Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1904	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!

4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Corrina’s Cash Cow Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	1931

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while fending off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire… literally. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	655	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with players who all rock the twintail hairstyle, because we believe in the power of double the fun! Join us and unleash your inner twintail warrior as you battle mobs and build epic structures with your trusty twintails by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground twintail society, where members gather to discuss the latest twintail trends and plan world domination. Will you be the next twintail mastermind to join their ranks?

So if you’re ready to embrace the twintail lifestyle and embark on wild adventures with fellow twintail enthusiasts, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the twintails fly!