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PixelPigCraft

Awareness, Brainstorming, cognition, conceptualization, Consciousness, contemplation, Contemplative, creativity, ideas, imagination, inspiration, introspection, Mental, mental imagery, Mind, objects, Perception, PixelPigCraft, Reflection, Thoughts, Visualization

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3934	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Votes:	4641	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation policy, deportation rates, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haiti, HaitianExodus, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration crackdown, international relations, migrant crisis, Migrant workers, Minecraft, Politics, racial tensions, Refugee Crisis, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

Zombie Power Co.

alternative energy, energy generation, energy innovation, energy production, energy solution, energy source, harnessing zombies, perpetual energy, power, renewable energy, sustainable energy, undead energy, undead power, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombie energy, zombie fuel, zombie power, zombie research, zombie technology, zombie workforce, zombies

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	1461
Towns Built:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

AGS SMP: Where the only mod is a dance party plugin. Whitelisted for epic dance moves only!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], #ags, +18, 1.20.1 Java, Active, Claims, Currency, Dance, Discord, Epic, Events, Google form, holiday events, Homes, legit Minecraft account, mod, Moves, new biomes, new decoration blocks, new dungeons, Party, Pets, Plugin, plushies, pokemon, Requirements, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8187

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to Join

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining please fill out the google form here

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server?	1.20.1 Java
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legit Minecraft account in order to join.
Is the server LGBTQ Friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ Friendly and super welcoming!

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#facial hair, Appearance, attractiveness, Beard, BLOCK, Chad, Chads, comparison, Compliment, Girlfriend, hot, lookalike, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, partner, Party, personal style, physical features, Politics, relationship, resemblance, Server, Vance

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ores Mined:	613	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Feeling Minecraft SMP

anticipation, celebration, Energetic, EXCITEMENT, feeling, Festive, Friends, Fun, good times, Good Vibes, Happiness, Joyful, Lively, Minecraft, mug, night, Party, positive energy, smp, socializing, tonight, upbeat

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Farms Harvested:	961
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

GFsMarathonNoShow

Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, GFsMarathonNoShow, Girlfriend, Hotel, LOGISTICS, Marathon, Meeting, Overnight, parents, perspective, relationship, sacrifice, Support, supportiveness, travel, Understanding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Dragons Tamed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	77	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Animals Bred:	163	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!