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CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	5

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	126
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	199	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	309873
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Animals Bred:	82
Votes:	9689	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	2403
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crops Grown:	8999	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺