United Lands

alliances, cosmetic, Custom Items, discord community, dynamic world map, Earth Map, Epic battles, Fair Play, Geopolitical, geopolitical strategy, Immersive, immersive gameplay, immersive roleplay, Lands, marketplace, player-driven, Roleplay, smp, strategy, towny-based, United, vast lands

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Votes:	6442	Villages Defended:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Join United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience!

Features
🌍 Step into a World Like No Other!	🎥 Watch Our Trailer	🛠️ Engage in Deep Gameplay	💹 Progress Your Way	💵 Player-Driven Economy	💸 Fair Play – No Pay-to-Win	⚔️ Epic Wars and Thrilling Combat

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.
Is there a Discord community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org
Are there in-game advantages for donations?	No, all store items are purely cosmetic and donations offer no in-game advantages.
What type of gameplay is available on the server?	Players can engage in deep gameplay including building towns, roleplaying, and participating in epic wars and combat.
Can I view the server’s world map?	Yes, you can view the dynamic world map at https://map.unitedlands.org

Chud Bullies United 1.20.4

1.20.4, anti-bullying, Bullies, bully awareness, bully behavior, bully consequences, bully culture, bully education, bully intervention, bully prevention programs, bully psychology, bully social impact, bully stereotypes, bully stigma, bully support, bully victims, bullying, bullying prevention, Chud, cyberbullying, Harassment, school bullying, United, vicious chud bullies

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chud bullies by building a fortress made of diamond blocks.

We have a secret underground base where you can hide from the bullies and plot your revenge with other players.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that will make you question your sanity.

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, ready to take on any bully that comes your way.

Don’t let the chuds win, join our server and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

ToddlerGlamStopperMC

AMBITION, career, child development, Communication, Curiosity, DAUGHTER, education, encouragement, family, family dynamics, Gender norms, Gifts, History, in-laws, makeup, Math, oceans, parenting, Science, societal expectations, Stars, ToddlerGlamStopperMC

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of your daughter being bombarded with “girlie” gifts like makeup and hair care products on other servers? Join our server where we encourage curiosity about the stars, the oceans, history, science, and math from a young age! No more gender norms here, just pure exploration and fun! Plus, our in-laws are all highly educated and career-driven, so your daughter will be inspired to reach for the stars (literally)! Say goodbye to societal expectations and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server! Join now and let your daughter’s imagination run wild!

RespawnRepeatFun

breaking cycles, breaking habits, determination, forgiveness, lessons learned, letting go, mindfulness, moving forward, never again, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, repeated mistakes, resilience, RespawnRepeatFun, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, Sworn, transformation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of monotony and boredom in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of repetitive gameplay! Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

On our server, you’ll find yourself embroiled in epic battles with giant chickens, building towering castles made entirely of cake, and riding on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and never be stuck in a boring Minecraft world again. Plus, rumor has it that the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep can only be found on our server. Happy mining!

Beware the Intent Economy: Crafty Collectors

Artificial Intelligence, BEWARE, Big Data Analysis, Collection of Intent, collectors, commodification, consumer behavior, Consumer Insights, Crafty, data collection, data privacy, data security, digital economy, Economy, ethical implications, Intent, Intent Prediction, Intention Economy, large language models, machine learning, marketing strategies, online behavior, Personalization, privacy concerns, technology ethics

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Votes:	3665
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Farms Harvested:	291

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs are actually secret agents trying to take over the world with their mind control powers. we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and ride on dolphins. our diamond armor is made from unicorn tears and dragon scales, making you invincible against any creeper attack. and watch out for the evil chickens who are plotting to overthrow the sheep as the rulers of the server. join now before the evil sheep army takes over and turns everyone into wooly minions!

Totem Network

Adventure, Air drops, Announcements, Biomes, Crates, Custom, Discord, Ip:, Journey, Loot, mobs, Network, Pets, Reset, Revamped, Staff Team, Surprises, Survival, totem, Upgrade, weapons

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to Totem Network Minecraft Server!

Server Overview:

Features
Encounter custom mobs with unique behaviors and abilities.
Wield powerful custom weapons crafted for strategic combat.
Explore diverse custom biomes teeming with wonders and challenges.
Hunt for valuable loot in crates scattered throughout the world.
Keep an eye out for thrilling air drops containing rare rewards.
Custom pets with awesome abilities.

Exciting News!

Server Reset and Upgrade Incoming!

Dear Players, We have a special reveal to share with you! The project we’ve poured our hearts into for so long is finally ready for release. Our current survival server is winding down to mark the beginning of this new adventure, a grand reset and a massive upgrade are on the horizon.

Server Reset Date: 6 January 2025 Stay Updated: Watch for announcements on Discord. Join us as we embark on this long-anticipated journey together! See you soon in the revamped world! Warm Regards, Totem Network Staff Team

Join Us!

Join our Discord IP: totem.lunar-mc.net

FAQs:

Question	Answer
When is the server reset date?	The server reset date is set for 6 January 2025.
What new features can we expect after the reset?	We will be introducing new custom mobs, weapons, biomes, loot, air drops, and pets with unique abilities for an enhanced gaming experience.
How can I stay updated on server announcements?	Watch for announcements on our Discord channel to stay updated on all server news and events.

Eternal Echoes 1.20.3

#announcement, 1.20.3, COMEBACK, debut, Echoes, Entertainment, ETERNAL, family, graduating, Graduation, INSTANT, internet, mom, reaction, redebut, shock, social media, Surprise, teasing, trending, unexpected, viral, WTF

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	1382	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	125
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why? Because it’s like your mom teasing a redebut almost INSTANTLY after graduating, like what the actual heck, right? It’s so crazy and unpredictable, just like this server! You never know what’s gonna happen next, so join in on the madness and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out on this wild ride, man!

KidCraftHolidayFun

adhd, Adults, aunt, Benadryl, Boundaries, children, christmas, Communication, Expectations, family, Gifts, holiday gatherings, KidCraftHolidayFun, non kid friendly, overstimulated, parenting, sensory issues, sister, stress, Toys, valium

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Votes:	2654

Are you tired of spending your holidays at your husband’s aunt’s and sister’s houses, where your kids are expected to sit quietly and behave like little angels? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where kids can be kids and adults can visit in peace! No more constant stress and taming your little ones, let them run wild and have fun in our virtual world.

Forget about older ladies suggesting drugging your child with Valium or Benadryl, on our server, everyone is welcome to be themselves. No more being ignored when you invite relatives over, here you are the boss and they can come to your virtual house if they want to see you.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to overstimulation and constant stress. Let your kids unleash their creativity and have a blast in a world where everyone is free to be themselves. Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun, join us today!

FanboyFlix Minecraft SMP

acting talent, big screen, binge-worthy, box office hit, captivating actress., celebrity crush, charismatic actor, cinema lover, FanboyFlix, favorite actor, favorite actress, film buff, film fanatic, Hollywood, Minecraft, movie star, must watch, on-screen charisma, screen presence, silver screen idol, smp, talented performer

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

OMG you guys, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, soooooo epic, you HAVE to join! Like, the owner is actually a secret celebrity in disguise, I heard they’re like, the long lost cousin of Leonardo DiCaprio or something. And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear for all the players. It’s like, a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is actually a replica of Hollywood, and all the buildings are named after famous actors and actresses. Like, you can live in the Jennifer Lawrence mansion or party at the Johnny Depp nightclub. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden golden statue of Brad Pitt, you get a free lifetime supply of golden apples!

Plus, there’s this one player who goes by the name “Minecraft Maestro” and they’re like, the ultimate PvP master. They’ve never been defeated in a duel and they say if you can beat them, you become the new ruler of the server. It’s like, a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

So like, if you’re a fan of Minecraft AND celebrities, you HAVE to join this server. It’s like, the best of both worlds, and you’ll have so much fun exploring and battling it out with other players. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PixelatedPiggy’s Childhood Myths

Childhood, childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonder, funny beliefs, growing up, hindsight humor, imaginative thinking, misconceptions, Myths, naive beliefs, PixelatedPiggys, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land full of diamond armor-wearing pigs and talking creepers? Well, guess what? Our server is here to make that childhood dream a reality! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden wonders of the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant cheeseburger floating in the sky. Legend has it that whoever reaches the top of the cheeseburger will be granted three wishes by the mystical Burger King himself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to climb to the top of the cheesy mountain!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a secret society of ninja chickens who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Join forces with these feathered warriors and become the richest player in all the land!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that elusive portal to the land of diamond armor-wearing pigs after all!

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