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NoTouchyGFNoTouchy

belongings, BMW, Bose headphones, CAR, child, cringe, expensive things, Fight, Girlfriend, iPhone, Jaguar, macbook pro, maintenance, NoTouchyGFNoTouchy, Property, Respect, Touch, Value, Watches, wealthy family

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	394	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Animals Bred:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting your belongings! Join us if you’re tired of people treating their virtual blocks like they’re disposable!

On our server, we have a strict policy of respecting all in-game items and structures. No more griefing or careless destruction here! We believe in taking care of your virtual possessions just like you would in real life.

Join us and experience a community of players who understand the value of their pixelated possessions. Build your dream castle without fear of it being destroyed by a reckless player!

So if you’re tired of dating someone who treats their belongings like garbage, come join our server and surround yourself with like-minded individuals who appreciate the value of virtual property. Because in our world, respecting your items is no joke!

VirginCraft: UnlearningPorn101

UnlearningPorn101, VirginCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Farms Harvested:	214	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Animals Bred:	181	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	225	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Join our server and unlearn all the crazy things you thought you knew about sex from porn and mainstream movies! Our community of late bloomer Redditors will show you the ropes (literally) and teach you the real way to mine for diamonds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing harder than obsidian is our dedication to helping you lose your Minecraft virginity!

NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Block Party

Alliance, BLOCK, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Party, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategy, Ukraine, US, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ores Mined:	9023	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
New Chunks Explored:	700651	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride of your minecraft life, bro. like, you won’t even believe the craziness that goes down here. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens with diamond armor, and creepers that explode into rainbows.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with mountain dew. you can build a house out of giant marshmallows and ride unicorns into battle against evil zombie villagers.

plus, we have the most epic events like a giant spleef tournament where the winner gets a real life golden apple. and every full moon, the server turns into a disco party with skeletons breakdancing and witches mixing potions like DJs.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. trust us, you won’t regret it.

StateOfFiction

american culture, American films, Cinema, Entertainment, fictional locations, fictional states, fictional towns, Film history, film industry, film production, film settings, film trivia, Hollywood, movie locations, Movie Making, movie sets, movie trivia, movies, screenwriting, StateOfFiction, storytelling

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	8714	Dragon Eggs Found:	8276
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so like, have you ever wanted to explore a world where every town is made up and every state is just a figment of someone’s imagination? well, guess what, this minecraft server is just the place for you! join us and travel through the wackiest, craziest towns you’ve ever seen, all set in a state that doesn’t even exist!

imagine walking through a town where the buildings are made of jello and the trees are made of cotton candy. or how about a state where the rivers flow with chocolate milk and the mountains are made of marshmallows?

on this server, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. so come join us and get ready to laugh, explore, and have the time of your life in a world where anything is possible. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey through the land of make-believe!

NanoCraft: Acidic Cell Slayer

Acidic, acidic microenvironment, biomedical engineering, cancer cells, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Cell, cellular level, experimental treatment, innovative medicine, innovative technology, kill cancer cells, low pH levels, Medical research, Mice, nanobots, NanoCraft, nanorobot’s weapon, nanotechnology, Precision medicine, researchers, slayer, Targeted therapy, Tumor Cells

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

so, liek, u kno how cancer is, liek, super bad n stuff? well, we got these tiny robot dudes that can, liek, kill cancer cells in mice! it’s, liek, so cool, man. these nanobots have, liek, weapons that activate in the acidic stuff around cancer cells, cuz they have, liek, low pH levels. it’s, liek, science fiction come to life, bro. come join our server and, liek, witness the power of these tiny warriors as they battle the evil cancer cells. it’s, liek, a whole new level of epicness, dude. so, come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this amazing journey to save the world, one nanobot at a time!

Another MOTD much wow Minecraft server

ADD, alt, another motd, banner, Class, description, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, much wow, OWNER, personal account, Rating, Server, Storage, Title, very wow, width

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

The owner of the “Another MOTD much wow” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.emeraldgrief.ru

BioShock2IsCanon Minecraft Server

Bioshock 2, bioshock 2 community, bioshock 2 controversy, bioshock 2 debate, bioshock 2 fan, bioshock 2 lore, Bioshock 2 story, bioshock community, bioshock controversy, bioshock debate, bioshock fan, bioshock fans, bioshock franchise, bioshock lore, bioshock series, bioshock story, BioShock2IsCanon, canon, Gaming, Minecraft, Server, video games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But when they tried to take the loot, the chest sprouted legs and ran away, leading them on a wild goose chase through a maze of lava pits and exploding sheep. It was a wild ride, but they eventually caught the chest and claimed their riches. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures waiting for you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie in a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

NoFearCraft Minecraft Server

civil liberties, data privacy, Data Protection, digital rights, freedom, Government, Minecraft, NoFearCraft, nothing to fear, nothing to hide, online privacy, personal information, privacy, privacy advocate, privacy concerns, privacy laws, privacy rights, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, surveillance state, transparency, Trust

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Items Found:	5295
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we live by the motto “Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Only the bravest adventurers can find it.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples.

4. We host weekly “Build-Off” competitions where players have to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures they can think of. The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, on our server, nothing is off-limits and everything is possible.

DadBod’s Minecraft Server

aita, birth certificate, child support, co parenting, Communication, court order., custody battle, DadBods, dna test, ex-partner, family dynamics, family name, family relationships, last name, legal custody, mediation, Minecraft, parenting, physical custody, Server, Stability, Stepfather, Therapy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	905	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mines Excavated:	1897	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like in this crazy story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous battles over last names – because who wouldn’t want to fight for their son’s Minecraft username, right?

Experience the thrill of court-mandated mediation and therapy sessions with your ex, where the judge may just order you to build a pixelated replica of your son’s birth certificate. And don’t forget the ultimate showdown over who gets to pass on their Minecraft skin to the next generation!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected encounters with ex-in-laws who will stop at nothing to make sure their grandson’s Minecraft clan has the most epic last name. And be prepared for passive-aggressive comments from your ex’s friends as you gather virtual groceries in the pixelated world.

So come on, join our server and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft dad fighting for your son’s digital legacy! Because in the end, it’s not about the blocks you mine, but the family name you defend. See you in the game!

SisNameStealerCraft

Adora, baby names, baby naming, daughter’s name, family names, family tradition, hurt feelings, middle name, parenting decisions, personal connection, Pregnancy, Respect, She-Ra, sibling names, SisNameStealerCraft, sister’s opinion, special meaning, timeless names, twin sister, twinness

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your in-game creations! Just like the OP’s wife and her twin sister, we believe in choosing the perfect name for your pixelated pals.

Join us and experience the thrill of naming your Minecraft pets after your favorite TV show characters. Whether it’s Adora from She-Ra or Alexander from…well, wherever Alexander is from, we’ve got you covered!

But beware, if you dare to question the naming process, you may face the wrath of twin sisters who will stop at nothing to defend their naming decisions. Will you be the hero who stands up for your chosen name, or will you be labeled as the ultimate Minecraft baby namer drama llama?

Join our server now and embark on a naming adventure like no other! And remember, in Minecraft, the name you choose is the name that defines you. So choose wisely, and may the naming odds be ever in your favor!